lmao
what does Sup Forums think of joe rogan?
lmao
what does Sup Forums think of joe rogan?
What a manlet
did he not know he was going to be on tv?
/ourguy/
lel
DUDE PSYCHADELICS LMAO
Half the machine shop I work with listens to his podcast. I don't give two shits about his humor or his pseudoscience bullshit, but as muses of the American Working Class go, you could do worse
I like when he talks about weird stuff like bigfoot or ancient aliens.
Annoying nerd backed by retards
HE'S HURT
HE'S HURT, MIKE
>see [entertainer I enjoy] is on this retards podcast
>give it a shot
>joe wont shut the fuck up and just says the dumbest shit constantly for an hour
How does this retard have hundreds of episodes.
why is he so sad
>tfw can't hide his anhedonic depression
he should smile more tho
He's got the money and time. Millions of people listen to his podcast, one of the highest listened to podcasts constantly, so he makes good money in advertising revenue. He repeats a lot of stuff though, gotta fill up that three hours somehow.
>mfw this post makes its way into every thread
welcome to 9gag
When will they ever learn?
>Millions of people listen to his podcast, one of the highest listened to podcasts constantly
Yea, but why? After an hour of listening I didn't hear a single thing that even hinted at something interesting or insightful.
kek he looks like an 8 year old with cancer in that pic.
is this shopped???
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
- ALPHA BRAIN
- SHROOMTECH
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
>FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE LMAO
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
- Joe Rogan, 2015
BRIAN REDBAN – YOU ARE LITERALLY A PARASITE, I OWN YOU, YOUR SOUL, YOU ARENT A PERSON ANYMORE, JUST A DEFORMED CLINGING MANIFESTATION OF MY GREATNESS (brought to you by ONNIT™)
I BROUGHT YOU INTO THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY – AND NOW I’M TAKING YOU OUT (sponsored by Ting™) youtube.com
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
- Brought to you by SquareSpace©
probably because you yourself are uninteresting and uninsightful
Nah.
I don't like him, I'm not sure why. Everyone else seems to like him
wtf Joe is built like a runescape dwarf. Powerful
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
-ALPHA BRAIN
-SHROOMTECH
-KRILL & MCT OIL
-PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
Brought to you by SquareSpace©
cue the hempforce mustard
What is that stance supposed to convey ?
...
still my favourite pasta of all time
Gnome child
this will never not make me laugh
>ywn get to BTFO Brandan Schlob in front of millions of people
pull up the video Jamie....
youtu.be
>ignoring Tits McChickenlegs
>no mention of DMT or joey diaz
autism
...
simply eric
he's a lovable goof
his fanbase can be obnoxious though
So did you hear they're bringing back bears/wolves ?
Like there's too many deer out there,and we need some predator . i used to have a bit about it..
for real tho, why does Sup Forums hate rogan? he's based, for the most part
I like him because he's a good vessel to introduce me to more interesting people like Steve Rinella, Bill Burr, Doug Stanhope, Duncan Trussell etc. By himself he's just a meathead who asks the same questions over and over and gets obsessed with something and won't stop talking about it until he gets obsessed with the next thing. Right now for him it's hunting and he'll have guests on having 3-hour archery discussions
it might be a bigfoot guy trying talk say some crazy shit
I think too many mistake the Rogan jokes for genuine dislike for the guy, not getting people are ribbing on Joe Roganisms because they're extremely familiar with him and enjoy what he does
>he's based
the recent one with Jessie Ventura was interesting
let me tell you something you might not know about me, Joe Rogan.
I smoke rocks
Fuck Jessie Ventura he wont admit that American Hero™ Chris Kyle KO'd him
>mfw Uncle Joey is in the new Mafia game
It's fucking gold.
youtu.be
What the fuck ?
Idk what to think of Joey Diaz, hes funny if you think all his stories are true, but how many really are??
He has extensive knowledge in most of the topics he talks about frequently, more importantly he is very interested in learning about things he doesn't know much about it.
Some of the McKenna-tier stuff he is interested in I simply ignore (for the most part), but for the most parts I enjoy the guests he has on.
Also he is a really good interviewer, even if you don't like him, it's impressive how he can do this casual-style of interviewing without it becoming stale.
>he is a really good interviewer
Are you kidding? He constantly interrupts and never lets a guest finish a thought. Frequently when he interrupts its only even barely tangentially related to the conversation.
He seems to be distancing himself from that sadly.
>tfw was watching some walkthroughs for a bit
>tfw when the game mentions the butcher it shows a pic of him and i wondered "huh, kinda looks like joey diaz"
>tfw IT WAS REALLY HIM
wasted opportunity desu
No, I wasn't kidding.
His podcasts are comfy when grinding in games. really make the time fly by, I listened to about 100 of them just while playing
I think he's great. At first i thought all his stories were bullshit as well, too outrageous to be true but if you listen to "The Church of What's Happening Now" he has his childhood friends and old associates call into the show to talk and a lot of them confirm old stories he's told. Like the guy he kidnapped and ended up going to jail for, he's made up with him and he calls in every now and then to talk.
>it's a Joe derails the conversation to talk about an animal that scares him episode
Holy shit he has proofs? lmao thats crazy
Ok. You have very poor standards when it comes to what you consider a good interview.
Hes since walked this back lol he said he was sad when he found out it was fake
No, I think you have a poor grasp on the subject (interviewing).
>it's a Joe out of nowhere tries to steer the conversion towards cuckolding and big black dicks episode
Im convinced Joe is the BLACKED poster on Sup Forums. It's getting to the point where it's uncomfortable, it's happening every third or fourth podcast
>its a joe spends 30 minutes discussing a video of a man dying from bestiality
>said the guy who thinks joe is good
Nice.
he doesnt deserve his job with the ufc. there are many commentators that are actual professionals, actual journalists, that know their shit about the sport.
he's a celeb who lifts weights. fuck everything about him.
nope. good try though.
>OH YEAH DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW WORD
>YEAH KEK
>BRING IT UP JAMIE
>KEKHOLD? IS THAT WHAT ITS FROM?
>KEK
>*giggles*
>KEK
I cringe whenever he starts up on his Sam Kinnison impressions... it's painful to listen to.
>ex martial artist who's been around the sport from the beginning and spends an inordinate amount of time around fighters and people involved in the sport and has relationships with trainers, members of usada, old school and new school martial artists, weightlifters, fitness professionals, etc. has no business commentating on fights
ok bub.
It's only good once in a while. Check out his one from earlier this year (I think) with Bobcat Goldwaithe.
>who's ACTUAL credintials include a reality television show about eating bugs and rotten milk
ok shill
I'm pretty sure Dana White knows more about who should be commentating than yourself.
I watched his new standup on Netflix and the first 30 minutes or so was actually really funny. For Joe Rogan.
He's impressive to me for how much he's achieved when God gave him so little. He's not funny, he's not smart, he's short as hell, he's bald.... He get by on pure charisma and effort.
I mean, when you compare him to a guy like Louis CK who puts in 1/1000 the effort and is 1000 times funnier, sure, Joe comes off as pretty lacking.
But for someone with no real God given talent for really anything, he's done a lot.
im pretty sure he who shall not be named gives more fucks about his shekels more than anything else
The kind of people who watch UFC don't want to listen to a 'smart' commentator. They want someone who talks and thinks like they do.
You saying our (MMA) guy isn't smart?!
>tfw too smart for ufc
Rogan's podcast is always better when he discusses comedy.
fucking kek.
A lot of us don't like him because he's a pseudo intellectual meat head who thinks he's a philosopher/monk/teacher/student of everything it is to be human. His idea of discussion is listening to (some admittedly funny) stories from guests he likes, and full on preacher style monologues on subjects that blow his mind with guests he doesn't like.
He works out like a maniac for years and still fucks his form up in multiple videos (as pointed out by people in other threads). He claims to understand healthy living and the benefits of vitamins and proceeds to take the shittiest fucking piss pills excessively, many of which have been called out as snake oil bullshit(by people in other threads).
He really thinks he knows whats up or that he's good at learning. The worst part is when he is wrong he's so wrong it hurts to listen. I can't give much of an example as I haven't listened in a couple years.
We don't hate him, but we don't like him much. He's also fun as hell to make fun of. He reminds me a whole lot of Steven Seagal.
At least Seagal makes fantastic kino.
Triggered was fuckin hilarious bro
yuck
Not sure what fight it was but he has said one thing I really liked. The guy was choking the other guy from the back and he goes "HES GOT HIM IN THE RAPE HOLD!"
I kind of feel the same way about him. I like him in the sense that he openly admits that he's a monkey, just trying to figure life out and that his entire career had a lot of luck factored in. I like him because he's inquisitive.
Where he falls short is that he's out of touch with regular people. He's lived in a luck bubble for 20 years and forgot what it's like to be hungry.
spotted the low test goof
Wtf is this
My nigga
you are so fucking retarded that it is cringy to see.
>kino
ahhh, now it makes sense.
>fucking mountain lion
Holy KEK
I like joe and he reminds me of a regular guy who talks shit