I bought my bike

I bought my bike

I get cucked

I don´t need the use of filters to look white on selfies and my skin looks dead pale when morning sun rises

Full time job, and I'm looking to buy a hummer for offroading.

I have a savings account and a 401k

Can legally buy a gun

Inseminated a redhead, didn't force her to abort, stayed with her, am good father, have part time job and part time classes.

I own a $800 PC, an iPhone, an iPad, and an Xbox One. I cou,don’t afford that if I were black

Astronomy major, going for a specialization in aerospace

Niggers can't do science. They'd look at the calculations required to launch a shuttle and yell "Sheeeet" while slamming on the keyboard.

I know my dad

Stfu nigger. You don't have to afford shit if you're black. You steal it

Damn how's that 401k looking now lol.

Still the best proof of being white in this thread.

You could have stolen that shit or spent your welfare money on it, nigger.
Niggers can be born albino, nigger.
You can know somebody and not have them in your life, nigger.

That cats crying because he's owned by a nigger

Im morbid obese

i know how to make meatballs

My dick is less than 7 inches long

>assuming a black guy could steal all that shit and get away from it.

I know who my father is, and I have no clue what it's like to have his cock in my ass.

I have 2 degrees and 4 certifications all non liberal arts and my loans are paid off. Also i am homeless and i dont blame whitey.

I have naturally blonde hair and blue eyes.

My parents love me

i like to work and i pay taxes

I got severe cripling depression

I play hockey

I live in Vermont

I know who my father is.

I can read beyond a 4th grade level

i got into med school without affirmative action

A black kid got hired at my job. I said hi to him and he went to shake my hand. I dabbed him up and we looked at each other really awkwardly for a few seconds and walked away. He quit the next day.

i molest children

...

I voted for this guy.

>not afraid of cops
>i say all lives matter
>dont mind trump in office (not excited about it either)
>think welfare system in America is abused
>last and most importantly i have an ok paying job

I can turn without signaling and not have to worry about getting pulled over

In other words: basic asshole

fuck you I'm a black astrologer

>Implying that dumb nigger is a scientist

I have never used lotion
I hate fried chicken
i also hate wings
i hate ribs
i don't have a problem with police
i own both of my cars, and my house in a historic area.

i bought the computer i'm using in parts
and then assembled it correctly

Astrophysics, that's a different major. He just studies how objects interact with each other in space.

Traps are not gay.

I'm addicted to opioids and I abuse my own mother

i have never been on unemployment

795

you have to have a job before you can claim unemployment nigger

i can read and write... and i can read and write cursive

my grandfather was an SS official and a viking descendant
and my grandmother was a pure German blood


And yes im not Americunt
And no i dont live in germany

Bread is too spicy for me
But I can't eat bread bcuz gLuEtEEn

i have a job
fucking nigger lover

I've never been pulled over.

Only a nigger would know that

>astrophysics
>not science
Cool story bro
I just know you're not

I pay for what you eat. You're welcome, nigger.

you have a job fucking nigger lovers? ew, nigga.

>i got

FUCK YOU NIGGER APE

Dubs checked
I don't fear for my life when I see cops.

Kek. Exactly

I know and get along with my father.

you cant read, thats how i know you are a nigger

>You can know somebody and not have them in your life, nigger.

Ok, my father has always been an integral part of my life

or a restaurant manager, who employs a bunch of niggers trying to claim unemployment. not on my watch.

I like to travel (also proving im not a hick)

i do my own taxes.

well your typing is shit
and also fuck you
nigger

I hold the door open for people and say please and thank you.

I don't have to resort to fat white bitches, or ugly nigger bitches if I want pussy

at least not until your mother dies

>implying I said it wasn't science
>Only stated it's a different major

Shit, most people I know don't do their own taxes

Kek

they trust them jews to do it for them i bets

I pay someone else to do my taxes...my CPA.

>implying that's relevant in any way

I acknowledge that the people around me are a reflection of myself, and take ownership of this when life treats me like shit.

you're both collaborators
>>not implying anything

I swear I will never understand the point of trying to be edgy on an anonymous image board

you're a beta cuck with questionable lineage.

>I hate fried chicken
>i also hate wings
>i hate ribs

Sooo you're prejudice against deliciousness???

is it because you're a nigger? asking for a friend.

I don't think you really understand what's going on right now

>implying I said it was relevant

You sound pretty rump rustled over this. You sound like an upset nigger

>astrology
>science
>bait

I could afford a quality defense attorney

> be me 20
> gets high and robs store
> push bitchass indian streetshitter out of the way
> cops called
> cop tries to arrest me
> go into window
> grab gun
> cop shoots me in self defence
> news picks it up
> says I was innocent
> mfw
> niggers destroying their own cities and looting them
> perfect
> news says its the evil white cops
> cop not in trouble
> fuckingliberals.exe
> nigger doesn't get in trouble
> "white privilege"

I contribute 12% to my 401k and 1% to my IRA.

I used to pretend I was black because I thought it was cool.

You wouldn’t have bought me if you were a nignog

I listen to rap and I'm unemployed. Shieeetttt

>on a "prove you are white" board.
>calls out edgers

From where I stand it is children who point fingers, not men.

I bought my son a bike

all three foods are usually eaten by tearing the meat from the bone with your teeth. Fuck that beastly behavior, it's for niggers and savages that sympathize with niggers. nigger.

anyone who doesnt like ribs either doesnt have taste buds or is a commie

I recognize the irony

its Sup Forums you faggot
also fuck you too
fucking nigger cuck boy

I can name 5 different Starbucks locations in my area.

I have a soul