>no bowel movement in 3 days
music for this feel?
No bowel movement in 3 days
Luis Morgan
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Mason Fisher
You shouldn't be posting on Sup Forums grandpa, you're too old for this place.
Matthew Garcia
Kendrick Lamar or Fleet Foxes
Josiah Adams
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stop eating meat
Jeremiah Reed
I've never seen a feces pepe before, good job.
Parker Gonzalez
Have you tried coffee ?
Samuel Gutierrez
Eli Bell
Dr. Dre - I need a Doctor
Cooper Lewis
Cooper Evans
Thanks for the tunes everyone ITT
4 cups a day and I can't figure out what's wrong, it's driving me bat-shit crazy
Kevin Lee
...
Robert Nelson
Charles Martinez
Sunn or Boris usually do it for me, but I have access to a very powerful PA system.
Jordan Nguyen
just go to the pharmacy and buy some suppositories
Dominic White
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Andrew Nguyen
If you are being serious I rec going to the hospital asap. My uncle almost die because of this
Henry Howard
Are you eating anything other than simple carbs?
Jeremiah Lee
Are you eating fruits and vegetables? Have you tried laxatives?
If it's yes to both and you're still not shitting go get checked
Angel Bennett
Just drink 2 litres of water. Flushes that turd right out. You show it who's boss! :)
Cameron King
Fuck you, user. Stop trying to scare me
A lot of protein and heavy amounts of soluble fiber, been eating a lot of (non-starchy) veggies and staying hydrated too
I might try this, I'm gonna run to the store and eat a whole container of Ex-Lax
Andrew Smith
user, find out if you have an allergy you're not aware of. When I was a kid I shat almost every 3 months (no joke) and I had a huge lump of old shit bundled up in my intestines. I remember I always used to touch the bump it made in my stomach and it made me really uncomfortable. I also shit my pants till the late age of 14. We later found out I was allergic to milk protein and I had to stop consuming any milk products at all for a year and had to get enemas up the ass pretty much everyday to soften up that shit. The accumulated shit for years + not being able to drink milk really fucked my development and I stayed a scrawny, slightly deformed manlet with the appearance of a kid but at least my parents were both attractive so my face is... Okay, I guess. The funny thing is now I'm able to consume as many milk products as I like and I take a shit everyday, so we'll I guess I had a happy ending after all.
Oh and btw eat bananas and drink water non stop, that will help if it's nothing serious.
Parker Stewart
There Will be blood soundtrack
Henry Clark
>I might try this, I'm gonna run to the store and eat a whole container of Ex-Lax
Be very careful with laxatives and only try them if you're already tried to get your shit going with a proper diet
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Christopher Ward
Down a whole thing of Metamucil and let the fun begin
Adam Robinson
>When I was a kid I shat almost every 3 months (no joke) and I had a huge lump of old shit bundled up in my intestines.
Holy fuck, the world is a scary place
Nathan Wright
The new Rick & Morty song "I Got a Doodoo In My Butt" (brainlets need not apply)
Zachary Parker
sometimes, I don't do number 2 for weeks