Let's talk about why Commando is the best movie of all time

Let's talk about why Commando is the best movie of all time.

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Well, it does have Alyssa Milano in it back when she was younger.

I lied.

Well, for starters, Arnold throws a manlet off a cliff.

This one is better though.

I eat Green Berets for breakfast don't disturb my friend he's dead tired do you what I like the price

That's not Predator

oh here Sup Forums goes again about how Commando is so great

Let me ask you,

This

Let off some steam Bennett

Get out of here Stallone

No villain comes close to Bennett's level

>They're remaking Commando
>It's going to be a "serious" take on it

Arnold at the peak of his powers

I honestly thought Commando was quite mediocre compared to his greats like Predator and Total Recall

there are a lot of good one liners and the plot is fine, but the action doesn't really deliver

>ywn be prime Arnold banging out ur qt co stars like Rae Dawn Chong and all the other mixed sluts from ur movies

>the action doesn't really deliver

>Chong's father is of Chinese and Scotch-Irish descent, and her mother is of Afro-Canadian and Cherokee descent.

mixed girls are the best desu

Link or I don't believe you

She's so smashable in the movie. I heard they filmed a love scene but it was deemed too out of place

>taking a break from your 11 hour quest to save your daughter
>smashing the qt piece of ass you've dragged along to help you

youtube.com/watch?v=y3CqQYKm18c

>didn't even have the best one

When he kills the guy on the plane and tells the stewardess "don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired"

telegraph.co.uk/films/2016/04/14/25-films-set-for-a-reboot-or-remake/

movieweb.com/commando-to-be-remade-as-well/

It's supposed to star sam worthington though right? sounds kinda bogus, isn't his career over? this shit was supposed to happen like 3 years ago when he was being forced down everyones throat

>mfw I didn't figure out tommy chong was her father until like last year

god I felt dumb, it not even like a jon voigt/angelina jolie situation, they have the same last fucking name

>remake a movie whose success was 100% because of Arnold

great idea

Here come the sandwiches.
Why don't they just call him

"Girl George"?
It would cut down the confusiĆ³n.
Oh, Dad, that's so old.
When I was a boy and rock'n'roll

came to East Germany,
the communists said

it was subversive.
Maybe they were right.

What were those sandwiches? His daughter acts like theyre disgusting with her "you don't wanna know" after Arnold bites into it and asks her what's in it.

well as a kid i always thought they were the same weird sandwiches i'd make for my parents

like turkey peanut butter and jelly or something awful

I figured some kind of weird shit, like olive loaf or something. Some kind of weird cured meat

"Como estas. [Ballistic knife]"

"What happened to Sully?"

"You fuckin whore."

One of the best indeed.

No homo but david patrick kelly is a seriously good looking dude

too bad hes so short

hes like cillian murphy of 80s

no homo again but cillian is a really good looking dude

again, no homo

Desu the best line regarding sully is not "I lied" but rather "I let him go"

Behold, the best movie shot of all time.

>if you want your kid back, then you gotta cooperate, right?
>Wrong

u wot?

damn, he WAS a good looking dude.
no homo (no homo) {*no homo}

*no homo

Not even the best arnold movie

Running Man
Predator
Twins

All better

Put the knife away and shut your mouth. I love listening to your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough, they make me laugh. And if Matrix were here he'd laugh too.

I watched this for the first time a few months ago and found it rather average. In fact, I don't really remember anything about it.

It's just a piece of shit

Bennett had a certain sexual allure. I honestly wouldn't mind him being my dungeon master, and having to go through a full CBT session with him. Again, no homo. Not homo in the slightest.

Oh, there's homo, user. You wouldn't want Wez to be your leather daddy out in the Wasteland?

hey, that was Ben Horne's brother