Would u fuck a horse for $1000

would u fuck a horse for $1000
and nobody will ever know

nah

Sorry, but I think $1000 is a bit much.
i'd do it for about $200 though

only if I can talk to it

Why pay the horse money? I l'd rather give her apples

Fuck no. It'd take at least $20,000 to make me consider it

If nobody would ever know then i wpuld collect the money and just say i fucked a horse how could the person paying me disprove that i didnt fuck the jorse because nobody knows if i did or not

Yeah but only stallions. I want it to wrestle me with its weight while I try to resist, ultimately the effort is futile as it overtakes me and I'm forced to put its giant phallis into one of my orifices.

The horse is paying you, duh!

>nobody will ever know
So, don't fuck a horse and just say I did to get a thousand dollars? Sure.

are u a girl?

Fuck I wish I had $1,000 to pay to secretly fuck a horse.

If I can pick the horses gender maybe, my bottom line would probably be more like $15,000

people would know that you didn't, if you didn't

but nobody would know if you did

does anyone have pics of horse penetration

Sauce?

Bump for this

Nope.

Bump

This sounds like the beginning to some sort of paradox/riddle

>mfw

You're fucking retarded. That's a free $1000 :^)

For a K? Sure.

Hurr durr $1000 is too much

i wonder if its tight..

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they have muscles that can get tighter and grip you in there

probably not since theyre built for huge horse cocks, though ive heard they squeeze your dick

mabey their assholes are

Neigh...

Id do it for nothing

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Sure, send me the money.

Bump a bump a

Who's paying me? They'd know.

I would for free

Hey bro what's that from??

dogyd

moreeee

moar

fuck the way it twitches is hot

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bump

imagine the post nut clarity and the realization you fucked some animal pussy.

Wife wants to jerk off a horse. I want to watch her. What's a realistic way that the two of us can get some alone time with a male horse? Also, any advice on making sure things go smoothly?

But if I knew this then I could deduce that I have to have fucked the horse and then I would know.

You guarantee I can inseminate a mare and nobody will know AND you'll pay me $1000?

I'm starting to think I might have actually already fucked the horse so where the f is my money?

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either
>definitely doing this again
or
>so heaven is real

anyone have any anal penetration

underated dubs

I'd definitely plow a horse for $1000. I'm too poor not to.

thought it was a shoop holy fuck it real kek
bet he posted on Sup Forums