Ask me about my life ?

Ask me about my life ?

Bump

Dang, I wanna tongue that foreskin. Moar.

Do you go out?

What do you eat on an average day to get that fucking fat? Legit curious

I had to do a double take... I thought that was me.

Post.

Have you ever been good at anything? Ever been noteably mean to anyone?

Any of these fuckers claiming to be a hamplanet got a timestamp?

Do your rolls stink?

No thanks
Yeah course i do
Like I enjoyed a lot of cooked breakfast stuff and pizza haha
Yeah I’m good computer games haha and no not really
Not gonna timestamp I know it’s me so if u can’t trust me just leave the thread

Nope

>Implying i trust anyone on the chan

Do you have a job? Have you always been obese or last few years effort?

Lol lying fuck, you don't go out. What games you play? You seem like the dark souls kind of gamer. If you were in prison, what would be your last meal request?

Yeah in warehouse and been a chubby child but gained a lot more recently

>Job
>At that weight

Thanks for the keks

your father was a really severe parent?

Watehouse sounds belivable am i naive?

The Chan?

Desanex when you gonna start streaming again?

No I do haha and I play forza horizon and cod ww2 and last meal request most likely a big mayo donner kebab
Yeah I’ve got a job it’s not easy but I have one

Are you a Virgin

Wait my bad. Desanex is way fatter

is that phimosis i see ? if not , you are a lazy piece of shit.If yes, cure it or you will legit die as a virgin.
Go to gym,find friends.
bonus last ditch option for not dying as virgin : A prostitute

You think this fucker can walk around a warehouse and lift stuff for 8hrs a day?