Is this what sex is like?
Is this what sex is like?
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Kind of, but with hot dogs.
slightly more messy
but a good grilled cheese sandwich is about what sex is
No, sex is eating salty coins.
Yes but also your butt hurts and cleaning his jizz out can take some time.
It's like wearing a nice fitting running shoe. It gets sweaty when it's in use and eventually it gets kinda worn out with time
>Is this what sex is like?
yes
College humor is unfunny as fuck but this is close user
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I feel violated
like warm apple pie nigger
lose every time to this fucking picture, kekels
Was jacking off to prostate stimulation / smegma hentai and thought to myself why am I wasting this good nut in a towel?
So I woke up my girlfriend and asked If I could fuck her in the dark.
She said yes and proceeded to fuck her. It was dry but I came anyways.
Its good but probably not as good as getting your prostate stimulated while getting the smegma licked off your cock.
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Pretty strange relationship you got there m8. is the GF into smegma hentai? How big is her penis?
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1. Sensation wise? Like rubbing your dick inside a ziplock bag filled with conditioner that is stuck between two mattresses.
2. What does it smell like? Armpit BO, expired fish, and battery acid.
Source: experienced sexman
rather have toast tbh
holy shit i feel sorry for you man
Pussy feels like the inside of your cheek
Thanks bud. This is a generalisation. I've probably been with maybe 12 women over the years and I can't say I am happy about being a man.
OK
at least do something about the smell. that's easy
That would taste awful
I don't smell. Women smell. The ideal time for sex is immediately after they shower. Even still what is the point? It feels ten times better for them.
Hey, I have that same dildo.
Yes, but last weekend i got a grilled cheese with blood all over it
Too much effort and energy for final result.
Fapps are better
This is really kind of true
Like warm apple pie
tinniest dick i've ever seen haha looks like my dogs
It depends on the girl and the circumstances, but i will say this:
Blowing a load deep inside a hot, wet pussy is literally the greatest feeling in the world
Then why do i spend my money on heroin and not hookers ?