What was his philosophy again? Describe it in 5 words or less

What was his philosophy again? Describe it in 5 words or less

losing to real madrid

shitting the bed

Let Ronaldo win the game

>mfw people want him for our NT

Zidane cucked him today. Cholo was inferior strategically.

"Waste everybody's time"

What was his plan for today ?

DUDE PARK THE BUS LMAO

JUST KEK MY TEAM UP

really choke in big games

COJONES HUEVOS PELOTAS

Get completely exposed every May.

take a shitty team and a club of chokers to the big stage

more like el choke simeone

testicles eggs balls?

shitty murderball strats

LA PUTA QUE TE PARIÓ

this
people tend to forget Atletico was Valladolid-tier

getting fired to manage argentina

Choke on important matches.

This.
So annoyed I spent my time watch that semen slurping game. Even Ronaldo's hat trick couldn't save the rest of the 90 minutes consumed by Atletico being absolute shite and failing to get a shot on target

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Too intelligent to score goals

second place

>fail to complete 3 passes upfield
>let Tsunaldo run around in the box
>midfield karate kicks
10/10 game plan, would hire

Make Chinese money at Inter.

Fucking kill them all

thug life gangster hood football

I need six:

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

"TSUUU PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE"

Choking hard against real madrid

>3 words or less
Fucking
Run
Bitch