What was his philosophy again? Describe it in 5 words or less
What was his philosophy again? Describe it in 5 words or less
losing to real madrid
shitting the bed
Let Ronaldo win the game
>mfw people want him for our NT
Zidane cucked him today. Cholo was inferior strategically.
"Waste everybody's time"
What was his plan for today ?
DUDE PARK THE BUS LMAO
JUST KEK MY TEAM UP
really choke in big games
COJONES HUEVOS PELOTAS
Get completely exposed every May.
take a shitty team and a club of chokers to the big stage
more like el choke simeone
testicles eggs balls?
shitty murderball strats
LA PUTA QUE TE PARIÓ
this
people tend to forget Atletico was Valladolid-tier
getting fired to manage argentina
Choke on important matches.
This.
So annoyed I spent my time watch that semen slurping game. Even Ronaldo's hat trick couldn't save the rest of the 90 minutes consumed by Atletico being absolute shite and failing to get a shot on target
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Too intelligent to score goals
second place
>fail to complete 3 passes upfield
>let Tsunaldo run around in the box
>midfield karate kicks
10/10 game plan, would hire
Make Chinese money at Inter.
Fucking kill them all
thug life gangster hood football
I need six:
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
"TSUUU PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE"
Choking hard against real madrid
>3 words or less
Fucking
Run
Bitch