Is he, dare I say it, the unexposable one?

is he, dare I say it, the unexposable one?

Lex Luthor of Football

i rate zidane

>tfw unexposable

i'll never stop rating Zidane

I will rate him (and worship him as the messenger of God) if he disposes and sells Carvajal for millions of coins to some meme-eating club. Poop's City f.i.

What a difference Madrid with Carvajal - Madrid without Carvajal!!

reminder that bayern beat him at bernabeu after 90 minutes and he needed the ref's help to win in extra time

Don't worry, Monaco will expose him in the final

so far

look, it's a sour kraut!

yes

Saved to my American Banter folder.

Thanks, man

Monaco? They hide in their tax haven seeking riches. They care nothing for the troubles of others. It is in Juve that we must place our hope.

Underrated

>tfw makes niggas apologize every CL week

How does he do it lads

overrated as a player, overrated as a manager

I will NEVER rate Zidane

Wolfsburg exposed him

>literally exposed by Enrikek

t. Danilo

he'll heabutt allegri in the final

t. Carva

t. Lahm

>play with a diamond in midfield thereby achieving total control and dominating atletico from minute 1
>play a deep defensive line limiting atletico to 0 (ZERO) shots on target for the first time in 8 years

hes >our pep

Starting to rate him desu.

This fucking close to deleting my dogs with fedoras folder.

> score 2 offside goals to get into the semi's

TSUUUUUUUUUUU
Truly goat, he's so good he can even fool the camera and all the officials.

Was this part of Zidane's strategy?

3-2

Is he French or Algerian?

Pick one.