How do you eat out a girl?

how do you eat out a girl?

Kys

Ketchup?

you don't, it's fucking gross

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Use your tongue to trace the alphabet on her pussy and clit.

spoon

I usually start gently. Lick the labia, starting no joke right next to her asshole and work your way to her clit.
Just do a few slow, gently laps, kinda spreading the labia as you work your way up.
Tease the clit a bit. Like when you've made it up the vag, pull her clit hood up a bit and tongue it side to side once or twice. Continue lapping up her whole pussy bottom to top, then when she feels wet enough, use your tongue to focus on her clit, but don't forget the labia.
Slip a finger in to get her ready, then another after a little bit of finger fucking.
Tongue the clit side to side more so than up and down. Circles work too.
When it comes to fingering, just keep in mind--a penis, for the most part is just in and out. Sure you can gyrate and go a little bit around and around, but not as much control as your fingers have.
If you curve your fingers upwards like under her belly, the skin will feel sponge-like. That's what you're going for. Rub that around.
That's pretty much all i got. Usually get my fwb to come two or three times before she pulls my head up and licks herself off my lips and slides me in.

cutlery?

Be a real nigga and lick my name into her.

if you do what user says, you'll give more than one orgasm, but make sure she rests between them

as a femanon i approve of this

femanon #2 heavily approves this as well

Put your open mouth firmly against her vagina and blow as hard as you can

how to make a man have an orgasm? having trouble with my bf, I don't know what I do wrong

This

suck his dick

he doesn't feel a thing, I hurt him with my teeth, maybe I'm not hot enough?

I don't know if other guys feel the same but my dick is most sensitive on the bottom in the last inch or so, under the head. Also even though a bj feels better to me, I cum faster when having actual sex because of all the moving around, warmth, etc

which positions do you recommend?
usually I have 2-3 orgasms in an entire night of sex, but he doesn't have any... it's been like that for some months, I'm starting to believe I'm a terrible lover

Lick tenderly at first before adding finger then slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

test

I assure you it's nothing to do with how hot you are. what do you mean he doesn't feel a thing?

Stop being one or more of these
1) ugly
2) fat
3) loose
4) immobile in bed
5) mute in bed
6) unwilling to give ass
7) unwilling to deepthroat properly
8) unwilling to be fucked on demand
9) unwilling to initiate sex

that thing is terrifying user, goddamit I'm gonna have nightmares

Ask him how he likes it

This girls vagoo is going to turn brown around the edges of them lips in about 5 years... she needs labiaplasty before it is to late.

usually after 1 orgasm I blow him, but usually we last for about a minute or so, then he tells me that either he feels nothing, or that it's like a light massage, not enough stimulation. If I try to go deeper, he tells me it's uncomfortable and painful. I've tried using more tongue, moving my hands, watching porn... he feels nothing or very little pleasure.

When we do sex, usually we do it very rough and deep, he likes it that way and I like it too, but after minutes and minutes, and minutes, of exhausting ride (for both of us), either I orgasm and we have to stop, or I get super sore. When we started having sex he did have orgasms, but now it's been some months since it's been like that

I like doggystyle because of the feeling and watching her butt bounce off me and my gf likes anal where she's on her side with one leg up, like this picture. She said vaginal that way feels weird though.

I'm in the same position as you though. She likes it but never orgasms. She says it's because of her anti depressants

tits or GTFO

1) he tells me I'm hot, but I don't know, maybe this is the problem

2) i'm pretty skinny

3) he's my first relationship

4) maybe this is a problem too, but damn I get exhausted every time, that can't be the case

5) usually I do the talking, he is much more quiet

6) i'm not giving ass

7) i'm ok with deepthroat, but he doesn''t like it

8) no comment

9) sex isn't a problem believe me, we do it almost every day, once or twice

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he tells me that it's ok, I shouldn't worry
I don't undertand him, I just want to make him orgasm, why is it so difficult?

I'll try that, thank!

Like a pussy balloon

> forgetting the golden rule.
Tits or GTFO.
Prove you're a women.

With a fork and knife

it sounds like his penis isn't very sensitive. maybe try not having sex for a while

>1) he tells me I'm hot
As opposed to all other boyfriends in the world, who call their girls ugly ass bitches?
>3) he's my first relationship
Whether you take one cock a thousand times or a thousand cocks one times the effect is the same, 0. You're either loose or you aren't and fucking doesn't change it unless you're getting horse cocks on the daily. A cooter is designed to push kids out so a little meat tube won't destroy it. Do kegel's and practice until you can suck the life out of him using the power of your gash muscles.
>6) i'm not giving ass
Maybe you should start looking for material for a second relationship.

Can he make it happen by himself?

yeah, he can orgasm in 3-4 minutes when he masturbates himself, but when I do a handjob I can't make him orgams, after 5-6 minutes I get exhausted

it really sounds like he's just using his dick too much. try to make him not masturbate or have sex for a few days. that should help

You said you do it almost every day once or twice? That's probably the reason, I mastubated everyday for about two years now. I dont really feel anything either. Maybe let his dick take a break.

but he doesn't masturbate usually, he doesn't watch porn either, I'm the one introducing all this.
But we do have a lot of sex

So what I'm getting here is you're a piece of shit who can't even run a mile and is looking for magic tricks or orgasm switches instead of exercising your way into some endurance so you can actually be a participant in sex beyond being a meat hole on a bed?

maybe this is the solution, I'm willing to make the sacrifice if that makes him recover

Maybe try to get really good at handjobs or mimic what he's doing. Compared to me, my gf is bad at handjobs, but I've been practicing for a decade

Write out each letter of the alphabet with your tongue on her pussy, then repeat until orgasm

This. Also, vary the amount of pressure so it builds as she gets closer. As she begins to cum, little flicks to her clit with your tongue will set her off hard. Also play with her nips

MOAR CAPITAL C

I too am a child of the 80s.

You bite her labia as hard as possible to severe the flesh, consume to climax.

honestly that technique isn't very good

Depends. If it is a face eating contest, you want to start from the outside and work in. Otherwise it gets too messy. If you are talking vagoo, it's best with tartar sauce.

Every girl is different, just use your imagination, and experiment with different techniques until you find some that work. It helps to have more than one, so she doesn't get bored.

If you want to eat her out like a gentleman, use a spoon/fork/knife. It's bad manners to eat with your hands or with your mouth.

Some guys need foreplay first like me. He might have a kink you need to find too.
I have my girl sit on my fave and try to kill me with her pussy. She grinds it into me till my face hurts and I'm gasping for air as she smothers me relentlessly. I'm not allowed to move.
After 20 minutes of this my dick is so hard it hurts. I put it in her for about 5 minutes and hugest orgasm ever.
I tried anal play and it's so gross I don't know how anybody can really be into it, but some guys are.
I also like it when she moans in my ear too. It's an orgasm killer if she acts fake. You both need to be into it. If you act fake make it over the top fake so it's something special and new to think about.