A man is going to McDonalds

>A man is going to McDonalds
>Ask him anything

Are you using the mobile app to get sweet deals like pic related? If not, you should be.

Will you have fries with your order?

I am not. I'm old fashioned.

Absolutely. I'm not a crazy person.

You mad man.

i am oldfag

what are you getting?

That pic is my wife any time we order anything anywhere, even at places where she always gets the same thing.

I'm torn between nuggets and a quarter pounder.

>That pic is my wife any time we order anything anywhere
My wife doesn't fit many of the marriage stereotypes, but holy shit that one.

lol. I get so impatient about it. and then half the time she doesn't like hers and eats mine. I used to just tell her nevermind and order two of whatever I was having and give her one.

I said hello once at the drive-in and hamburger appeared on the screen.

I think my wife enjoys ordering something mediocre (nearly always some form of roasted chicken) and then sayoing to me "I should have gotten what you did."

Drives me batty.

Apparently that's every woman ever because mine does the exact same thing.

I'm thinkin bout them nuggs

Just noticed is -27c here. That's -17F for you Americans.

Ya, I think McDonalds can wait.

>McDonalds
ask if they have Guinees on tap, though most Irish pubs have.

no

I'm in northern Minnesota. -17F is barely long-sleeves weather.

No, mine goes "you should know what I want."
Then she lets me order for her.

Is there an indoor playground?

Ask if they have a big mac snack wrap. I try to order them and some places make them for me and others say McDonald's stopped making that years ago

Can you pick up a cheese steak for me on the way?

I'm in northern Canada and you're full of shit.

delivery is going to be a problem

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Big mac wrap has 340 calories
>snack
pic related.

Caught? Like by Peta?

>lies
There is no electricity up there. Come down to Fort Frances and fite me.

mfw -27 celsius is barely long sleeve weather,

that guy obviously has either horrendously bad diabetic nerve damage, is a baiting idiot, or retarded, most likely all three or he's a dirty goddamn Newfie

>Wendy's Burger
>McDonalds Fries
>Burger King Milkshake

you can not hit a better trifecta

If I pull that off, will you die?

A girl wants a Big Mac.

shit talking. that's all it is

sounds about right.

A man will pay for food if a girl is willing to pick it up.

That looks fucking rancid. Is it only a Philadelphia thing or across the US?