/rug/ - strong and muscular SH to the rescue edition
Sad pathetic NH posters let the thread die
Super Rugby Round 11 (not that anyone will be watching any games because everyone should be out for opening weekend)
Friday 5th of May
7:35pm Hurricanes v Stormers
Saturday 6th of May
5:00am Cheetahs v Highlanders
5:00pm Rebels v Lions
7:35pm Chiefs v Reds
9:45pm Waratahs v Blues
Sunday 7th of May
1:05am Sharks v Force
3:15am Bulls v Crusaders
9:40am Jaguares v Sunwolves
tsuu posting is the cancer killing esspee
I knew I shoulda checked in earlier to bump the old thread ffs
Damn you TSUUUUUUUUU
Crusaders will lose to the Bulls
No Read or Whitelock, they are done
Literally delussional.
why is Aussie rugby so bad since 2015 bros? They were so good at the RWC
Swing dancing and lawn bowls really took off
Not even joking
On a less joking note, Australia never really did too much development of their grass roots and it is slowly showing that it isn't enough to sustain a competitive top side.
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I'm damn pissed the aus conferance was my favourite and watching become a shit show has been painful. At least the nz teams are high on entertainment and the jags are easy to get behind as underdogs.
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>entire team dies from concussions
*Wins the World Cup and Super Rugby in the same year*
South American A Championship
Chile x Brazil (6 May)
Paraguay x Uruguay (13 May)
Prognostics?
Chile x Brazil (Brazil by 1)
Paraguay x Uruguay (Uruguay by 60)
How's the quality of these games?
Is it local club rugby level? Or is it worse, like watching the rebels?
In WR rankings:
#21 Uruguay
#29 Chile
#31 Brazil
#38 Paraguay
This edition of SA Championship is also valid for WC qualifiers (Winner going to playoff against US of A x Canada loser)
Rugby is a good sport
who here /bornandraisedincanterbury/?
>canterbury
*farts and knocks down the cathedral*
Not much to knock down these days. That big brace they put on the front didn't do shit. Kind of want another earthquake to finish it off so that part of the city can grow again.
What the fuck is opening weekend.
>He doesn't into duck shooting
>He doesn't read about current events in the hunting world
SAD! Is this one of those nu-males I have been hearing so much about?
Hunting's for dickheads 2bh.
deer have no natural predators and taste delicious
>He doesn't partake in one of NZ's classic past times
SAD! You do sound like one of them nu-males
Trophy hunting is a bit borderline and I would agree that in some cases it's dickheads that ruin it for the rest of us
Just your regular run of the mill hunt in NZ is fine
>SAD!
Holy shit /rug/ has slid lately.
>le cheeto man meme response upsets you
It was just a bit of a joke mate, settle, settle
Not upset.
Just disappointed by the lack of quality in your posting, despite all the effort.
you realize you're trying to converse with a cuntabrian right?
Are you the one that was complaining last night too?
Be the change you want to see.
Not me lad
Does Ireland need to sacrifice 22 more females for this team to achieve this?
That is impossible.
I am so confident it won't that if it does manage to happen, I will throw aside my vendetta with Memesprouter and become his friend.
Haven't been on since the weekend
This is the opinion of a casual, and I hate the poosaders.
*politely enters the thread*
Any Crusaders fans in this thread?
I'm gonna kick your ass.
I still think you should post an article on what opening weekend fully entails, for the sake of myself, the one Aussie who posts here, and Brazilbro
shitspouter may be the scum at the very bottom of NZ society, but I doubt even he'd want you as a friend.
You get up early and go out to a lake/river.
Then sit in a hide (maimai, anywhere you can hide from ducks) and drink and be men for 10+ hours with your mates. You have a little cooker and make tea/coffee/bacon/sausages and stuff like that.
Also you shoot at ducks every now and then to show your wife/gf you did something productive.
This happens on the first weekend of May every year. (Your region may differ)
You get up early and go out to a lake/river.
Then sit in a hide (maimai, anywhere you can hide from ducks) and drink and be men for 10+ hours with your mates. You have a little cooker and make tea/coffee/bacon/sausages and stuff like that.
Also you shoot at ducks every now and then to show your wife/gf you did something productive.
This happens on the first weekend of May every year. (Your region may differ)
Then, my fave bit, you and your "mates" pound each other's manpussies.
>get up early
>hide from ducks
>tfw never shot a gun aside from an air rifle
FUCK OFFF
Based
You're really not missing anything.
We used to have something like that here, except, instead of hiding in bushes, we would go to townships and instead of shooting at ducks we would shoot at the blacks
What's for tea lads?
Spaghetti cheese toasties here
Did you bum your mates too?
As in spaghetti in a toasted sandwich?
Cauliflower tacos with chipotle yoghurt and apple salsa
Watties tinned spaghetti.
You may not understand.
trip on shitspouter
It isn't hard to find someone with a gun if you really want to shoot one. No big deal really only thing most hunters I know are secretive with and don't let outsiders into is opening weekend.
I got into hunting because I really enjoy the hiking/stalking as well as the meat that is the end result.
I'm probably more keen on fishing and diving 2bh
half a bag of cheetos corn twists and a beer i opened last night
wish i could have a tea but it's too hot
>Googled it.
>Many of the pictures actually feature it on bread.
I'm still so confused as to why this is a thing.
Are you a student or something?
Probably the leftovers from the last 2 nights meals that my flatmates didn't eat
I really like your name but have no idea what it is about or why I like it.
Just lazy today and it's a childhood fave.
the tea or the weather? because drinking hot and spicy stuff helps cool you down
henrik sedin is really bad at penalty shots, one time he tried to do a basic wide curve and fell on his arse
that is the aforementioned shootout abortion
Its a kiwi thing in general not a student thing
Buns + spaghetti + cheese and a bit of ham or bacon if you are feeling flash then grilled is a favourite of mine growing up pic related
yeah done loads of fishing as a kid when my grandad had a boat
Piece of eye fillet going in the oven reverse sear method; some roast veggies on the side.
cheese rolls are a childhood favourite too
Fuck, you just reminded me about cheese biscuits
Might have to make some if I have the ingredients when I get home
Did anyone else have these growing up?
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/rug/ is garbage now bloody hell.
>coming to /rug/
>on a wednesday
>complaining
Cricket season can't come soon enough
there's nothing on aside from super rugby which is nzteamswinlol
Breaking news
Not really any rugby news to really discuss
Feel free to start discussion yourself or join in the with the kiwi classics discussion
Nice contribution fuckhead.
Based GODiel. How's the asian gf lad?
*BF
Sorry auto correct. I full back your semen slurping lifestyle
She's good. Introduced me to "pegging" last night. Took me right back to my school days in Christchurch.
Terrible post
Great post
>posts about how terrible /rug/ is now
>singlehandedly shits it up
Quite a shit round of fixtures this week 2bh.
Just made some oats and added coconut milk to it because I am pathetic at sticking to an eating routine
Pineapple on pizza seems to get people pretty heated. But what about pineapple lumps?
Pretty progressive 2bh
>pineapple on pizza
>Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you don't put fruit on pizza
>but tomatoes are a fruit
>Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee doesn't count
Pineapple lumps are fine because chocolate and fruit are fine
chilli con carne
Ben 'Unmatched on Earth' Smith on all blacks captaincy watch
the weather. and fuck that meme it doesnt cool you down. i fucking hate so much whoever came up with that shitty factoid. the "cooling down" is negated by the fact that you consumed a liquid that is twice as hot as your body temperature. so you end up feeling the same only more sweaty and dizzy.
Ben 'Rapist and murderer' Shit on benched watch
GODmian McGOATzie on captaincy watch
Ben 'Jesus' Smith on all blacks incumbent for the next 20 years watch
Tomatoes are a berry as well, which is even worse.
they have savoury flavour when cooked
Depends. On pizza I usually find tomatoes quite sweet as they get a touch caramelised
When mixed with herbs and salt.
It works well because of the acidity. Same reason pineapple is good.
would you guys rather eat a hawaiian pizza, or this
hawaiin pizza obviously
Hawaiian is one of my faves t bh
lewis road choccy milk lads
Yearly reminder that this is pizza in Argentina.
pineapple retains that sharp fruity flavour though since the pieces are tough enough to survive normal cooking
I would have to try that first before I could decide
kek I remember this
Gonna get a bottle of that LRC choccy liqueur this weekend and funnel it
>olives and pineapple on a slice of ham
>nuts and tomato with mayonnaise
>bacon and a piece of dog poo
>peanut butter toothpaste with chilli on breadcrumbs
really gets me thinking