What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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Jack Reacher 1 was fucking shit though

How is the sequel being complete shit news to anyone?

I love cruisey but jack reacher is shit

The movie is boring ass shit

Nah, 1st was okay. This on the other hand was a huge mess

>My name's 2 ... Jack Reacher 2
Fucking seriously?

How bad?

Bourne 5 bad?

MI2 bad?

>Tom Cruise in Tom Cruise is Jack Reacher 2
WHY

Bourne 5 bad. He goes around US beating people. There's just too much stuff crammed into two hours.

>Jack Reacher Round 2

>LITERALLY GOT BEAT AT THE BOX OFFICE BY THE 28TH MADEA FILM!!

>LITERALLY GOT BEAT AT THE BOX OFFICE BY A BLACK GUY IN DRAG

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

TINY TOM CRUISE IS OVER!!

Who was Reacher Round 1?

So i assume not in a good way?

I had to Google to know what is Madea

Jesus Christ...

>What went wrong?

A manlet playing Reacher

It was a typical Cruise action flick. I don't know what you were expecting.

>American flag
I hate these types of posters

>American Flag
>Never Go Back
Can you imagine this movie premiering in Mexico?

KEK

No McQuarrie, no Herzog.

SCIENTOLOGY SHILLS ON Sup Forums GOT BTFO

He wasn't a mysterious guy that rolls into town

>mfw Scientology has some truth to it
It actually does. You plebs are just too pleb to understand

Tee hee!

Tom Cruise is too old

the issue here was the hard feminist propaganda being pushed too much into the script and the characters, removing focus from the coolness that was in jack reacher 1.

No Mcquarrie
That's it

nahh 20-24 is solid for a mid budget sub 60 million action movie..the accountant opened to the same..both should make a healthy profit

>"Tom Cruise is Jack Reacher too"
So a clone, then? A body double?

Haven't seen the second, but the first had a lot of good things going for it.

Dat sniper theme with reloading, sniping, long range rifle battles
Good bad guys (Herzog as lead villain and Jai Courtney as the henchman everyone wants dead)
Tits lawyer lady
Muscle cars and good car chase
Couple good fight scenes
Duvall as the ex Marine range guy

The director Edward Zwick has gone to shit that's what. Should've quit directing after he struck gold with The Last Samurai.

no Rosamund pike bending over with a low cut blouse

This, from operator as fuark to zomg misogynistic douche get's shown that women are just as good as men

When the cast a a 6'5 hulking blonde character as a dark haired manlet

Where does the shrink ray fit in?

It has nothing going for it at all except Cruise but he is totally unsuited to the role.

We have Bourne, what distinguishes Jack Reacher? Nothing. There's just no audience for a more bland Bourne.

this desu

She looked like 10 years older than this than she did in Gone Girl, it was extremely odd.

wow she lost all that boob weight in gone girl

>She looked like 10 years older than this than she did in Gone Girl

Read that again. Rephrase.

Lol so you wanted Chris Hemsworth as reacher? Fuck that I'd rather have cruise

No, I meant what I said.

She looked older in Jack Reacher than she did in Gone Girl.

She was pregnant. They filmed every scene above her boobs.

being crazy ages you I guess

That's not what you said.

Yes it is, learn to read.

It was a fucking typo, you're both faggots

So, the first gave us this
youtube.com/watch?v=SE0oDPBslUs

Anything on the same level in this one?

nope

No. There is a scene where he silently beats two guys in airplane full of passengers. If I remember correctly in the book he just sits down with them and breaks their fingers

How the fuck am I meant to take the movie seriously when Tom Cruise/Jack Reacher is 5"5?

Am I meant to believe this fucking manlet can body another non manlet?

More like Jack Reacharound. Fucking fag.

First one is actually a solid-action thriller. The second one was just a messy feminist piece/family drama with some action randomly thrown in.

are these wax figures?

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Last action star indeed