Walk outside

>walk outside
>see this
>wat do

Smell that girls sweaty fart box.

swear to stop drinking and look for a flight home on expedia.

Kek

>Walk back inside
>pick up phone
>turn on GPS
>"OK Google where the fuck am I?"

...

pull down her shorts start raping. It looks to be a long way from cops coming to help her so that butt is mine

Think to myself, "Trump really should've built that wall..."

raid her womb

>It looks to be a long way from cops coming to help her

Yeah, one of the most visited landmarks in the world, no one will be around.

Step outside your basement americunt, there's a whole world out there

Let het sit on my face

...

Yeah, gotta keep those ancient mesoamericans out of texas, right?
Also,
>Think to myself
Who else are you going to think to, Professor X?

Fucking DDddddaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnn!!!

Raid her tomb

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Ahem! Seeing as your fahther left you in my highly capable care, I simply won't have you taking off without THESE lady Croft (lifts sterling silver dome and smiles warmly)

Womb raid her

Fuck yeah!!

enji for life

Love the hip waist ratio

Sauce?

Stop eating guatamalan insanity peppers

Would raid her tomb.

She's my supergirl

Reevaluate what iam smoking

...

>Think why the fuck am I in Mexico

>how the.. fucking... what
>I was in Swedish lapland moments ago

realize I've been deported, proceed to do Mexican things like season her taco

goldkeks

I would knock her out and rape her. I would leave her pregnant so I could laugh about it later.

Order a mezcal.

Wonder how the fuck a stone triangle landed on my neighbors house.

watch out for raptors

>Call into work
>express doubts about me getting there on time
>hang up
>call co-worker in next cubicle
>call him a cuck
>hang up
>vow to never drink again
>find the cheapest way home
>again

my life sucks

>wombraiders

Raid her Womb-Tomb to my liking.

Heh

Depends. Is this one of those shithole countries?

pretty shit cosplay, not nearly 5/7.

start throwing rocks at her

Shut up yurop scum

Who is she???

Keep filming. People love spoof porn

Implying you evaluate what you smoked in the furst plais

Realize instantly that I'm in a fake world where there's green grass and no people at Chechen Itza

She's mine

Wombraider

At least her name?

Prepare altar.

clap my hands from the acoustic focal point of the pyramid and hear the parrot squawk sound that was engineered into this masterpiece. Also get her to fart into it.

Trap the butler in the freezer

Remove the people so the picture it's not ruined.

Become a womb Raider ;)

Enji Night

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>inb4 bor där

Enji

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