/mlb/ General - Ted Turner Getting Eaten By The San Diego Chicken Edition

SEA:Mariners option Dan Vogelbach back to AAA
LAA:Luis Valbuena activated for debut with Halos
BAL:O's place Welington Castillo (shoulder) on DL
WAS:Nationals' Wieters 'a little sick' on Tuesday
MLW:Braun (trapezius) remains out Tuesday night
NYY:Greg Bird (ankle) to be shut down 7-10 days
NYY:MRI shows bruised nerve in Ellsbury's elbow
BAL:Britton (forearm) activated from 10-day DL
TB:Longoria (foot) out for second day in a row
DET:Tigers activate Miguel Cabrera from 10-day DL
COL:Black: David Dahl (rib) 'still a ways away'
WAS:Nationals option RHP Joe Ross to Triple-A

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The classiest fans in baseball reporting!

>this guy calls you a nigger and throws peanuts at you

Sounds about right.

heh

Royals

>he cannot reach base on a perfectly executed Baltimore chop.

Some kinda baserunners we got here huh?

>second consecutive OP throwing some love at SD
Also DADS

1STROS
>mfw >rags

in b4 mariners anime guy, royals pants guy and Based AJ posting racist KKK, Nazi shit.

Can we make a redsox containment general?

Steve Pearce is batting .167 with .167 slugging.

mookie betts and their other black talent will be gone in a few years due to their own fans calling them the n word. sad!

>hating an American hero
as expected of the RED sox, kill yourselves desu

>no pasta with that image

why

Best city.

Better dead than red, DEMOCRACY IS NON NEGOTIABLE

That's not Boston, the city of class, user.

U kno wut Katie, u always wuz a silly ho.

Imma tell u like dis.

I'm royalty, and I gave u da keys to da mothafuckin kingdom.

How could u do dis to me girl? Don't u rememba we used to sing da alphabet togetha?

A B C D E F u know how it go G.

U treated me like U would treat a dawg. A mothafuckin dawg in da street.

Maybe dis little puppy wants to come in out of the rain, get some milk.

Maybe dis little puppy wants to go down to da pound house, and find him another bitch.

What I'm posed to do wit dat Katie? Am I posed to put a collar on dat, feed u some biscuits?

Ho, da way u treated me, was undesirable, unwarranted, undeserved, unflatulous, unarcumptious.

Dats why u a ho.

Listen, I told u one time, Imma tell ya two times.

U lie to me once, Imma put yo ass through a mothafuckin wall.

U lie to me twice, Imma start screamin. Imma start screaming on dat ass.

I be like, I be like OAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That'll be da last thing u eva hear, bitch.

Dis car right here, dey call me Da Silva Bullet.

Dey call me all kinds of things.

Dey call me Argon.

Dey call, dey call me Darkchild.

Dey call me Nightmasta.

Dey call me Peabody.

Dey call me Peanut Arbuckle.

Dey call me Doorway.

Dey call me Pink Dress.

Dey call me Sweezy.

Dey call me Go-Go Nuts.

Dey call me Pineapple Man.

It's like dat.

Every moment together wit me, would have been pure, golden, obliteratin light and pleasure.

Bitch, I'm angelic.

OAHHHHHHHHHHH!

>Classiests fans
>Still bitch about buckner

Jints desu

Are ya feelin' it yet, Mest?

Boston is the classiest city in America! We have never thrown objects at baseball players, or used racial epithets. That's just fake news.

I'm pretty sure I'm not feeling it. My isles missed playoffs by 1 point, and that came because of so many miscues in the season

March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

Classic sports related post famalam

a leaf and a bostonian walk into a bar

Obviously a gay bar

based DG

They're the same person.

Yeah. Adam Jones is Peanut Arbuckle

they realize they forgot their rope

nats vs. sneks

>they both immediately get thrown out

It's one player, and we are still alive. I don't know why you think that because syndergaard actually did fuck up and the medical staff being terrible makes us bad. Harvey, degrom, wheeler, and gsellman are decent, and I'm hoping that Lugo comes back, but then again the WBC fucked us over

What team has the most BASED fans and why is it the Red Sox?

They are notoriously bad about harassing black MLB players. Something needs to be done. I don't care if it means tearing down Fenway and moving the Red Sox to North Carolina or something.

...

Boy is the o/sox thread gonna be a shitstorm

boston and da land. it's not even close.

>Based fans
>Telling a good baseball player he's a nig
>He doesn't do any of that and is respectable
>Call him one anyway

Boston is a bunch of idiots anyway

>yfw the Red Meme fans are the real niggers here

Classy indeed!

tigers v. indians

It's not my shitpost but I am a little proud of pioneering the mest humiliation memes. Synderglass is swimming in a pool of piss at this moment. His career has already ended. I predicted summer of 2017 but he was 2 months ahead of schedule.

23-5

>SYNDERGAARD, GET OUTTA HERE YOU LITTLE BARBIE DOLL. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. GO GET A ROBOTIC ARM

>All this talk of rampant racism in the MLB

This is literally the first time I'm hearing about it...

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>It's one player
The Mets have 3 starters and 3 position players on the DL.
Including their best ones.

They're cheering Jones
Even Mookie

Granderson may as well be injured, too.

Oh fuck I just thought of something. Isn't the Seahawks tranny a Red Sox fan? I wonder what he had to say about all this?

Just wait: Media will be like "Yeah, it's terrible Boston fans called him the N word. but DID YOU SEE WHAT PHILLY FANS JUST DID?!?!"

>reyes

They don't pit you on the DL for mental disabilities.

Wow, you're fucking racist. He's black, not retarded.

If the Phillies have a lead that teams can't overcome, they won't need their bullpen

mest barves

Yeah. It's fucking pathetic. It lives in Ohio too.

>implying I was referring to his race
Wew

Chris Sale threw behind Machado in the 1st. Both benches warned.

is there a baseball player more based than Chris Sale?

>trade him away
>still no run support
It's like snippy chris never left

yeah whatever baseball player murders you

Chris Sale is a pissy little bitch

who is ready for some big maple?

When should I add Wild Card standings?
>Now
>Wait until June
>Around the All-Star break

ASB, I think. WC formally comes into mind with the trading that happens after the break.

>Yankees

WHAT WAS THAT?

August trade deadline

TEX @ HOU

If only you had the Autism to get the actual uniform colors each team was wearing

>STANKEE BASERUNNING

holy fucking shit

June 1st

I try to get the actual uniform colors for my gamethreads, but not many teams publicize them pre-game. The Indians post their uniform choice on Twitter before every game.

>Glasnow
>36 pitches in the first inning
Jesus Christ this guy is beyond bust

explain to me why this red sox orioles beef isnt being settled with machado and pedroia fighting to the death in a coliseum to satiate the bloodlust of the crowd?

semen slurping sport to be quite honest with you joe

Because Machado and PEDroia are cool with each other. It's all the other BAWWWston players trying to start shit

I wish i was pancakes so i could pour him all over myself

After asb
Are you keeping each day or overwriting them?

Should Vancouver get the Rays so the Ms have a local rival?

man i got shit on every time i called him one of the most overrated pitching prospects ever.

he has two pitches and he can't even control them like what the fuck did you think was going to happen when he reached the majors? people are just gonna sit dead red with no respect and accept that occasionally the breaking stuff will make them look retarded. it's fucking joe kelly all over again.

phillies vs. cubbies

Anthony Rendon now has 7 hits in a row.
2 singles, 2 doubles 3 home runs

MVFREE

How triggered will /mlb/ be when we finally get a Citrus World Series?

You're the only fan of any Florida team within 3,000 miles, so at least there won't be any shitposting

royals white sox

Not as triggered as Manfred would be

Better question: When is baseball moving out of Florida for good?

freddie freeman is so fucking good

I remember thinking the same. I think he just needed more time to develop, and we should have tried to make some more moves on pitching in off season to hold us over for a year or two til he was ready. Fug.

You want him? You can have him for a few prospects. Everything has a price and it's low.

t. Barves FO

Some A's minor leaguer died today

>ragsfags already mad
digonebegudbrehs

Come down to the Trop and say that to my face. Baseball is as beloved as any sport here, it's just that the fans only come down when the Big Teams are in town.

>this level of respect

Boston fan I presume?

>Baseball is as beloved as any sport here
So, not at all?

THIS JUST SIGHTED AT BOSTON GAME

THIS RACIST FUCKS WONT GET AWAY WITH IT THIS TIME

Good lord this kid is a SCSF in the making. Feel bad for him, but it's one fucking game.

Yeah because we need Duda, another home run hitter. TJ is a better fit, since he gets RBIS's