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Hmmmmmm

based fucking danishit

what's the cricket version of this play?

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that lad was pretty much asking for it, to be quite honest with you

was it a momentum changer?

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Are the West Indies the meme team of international cricket?

i hear memeit games can go all afternoon

Try 30+ hours

Some of them go for several months

Who the fuck made a new thread

Me ama

which country is literallly
>Reddit: The Cricket Team

?

Redditstralia

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Easily New Zealand with their le nice guys meme

Cricket is a dead sport.
And this is a dead community.

designated truthbomb right here

your mum is dead lol

based fucking goosey

Cricket is a nice sport.

are you a poo? if not have you watched any cricket match monkeyboy?

Thanks mate, appreciate it.

Literally stop making threads for a few months you retarded fucks

Ashes tickets are up for sale lads

I'm going to make and bump threads non stop.

>no WA updates

I swear if it's at the fucking WACA again I'm not going

Think this Ashes series is going to be elite lads

youtube.com/watch?v=WwvnsqnLRZg

ya reckon he will lift the cup at the end of the season?

I reckon he's going to shatter every bone in his body after bowling half an over just like usual

AUSTRALIA CT XI

1. F*nch
2. Warner
3. Meme Shit
4. Lynn
5. Head
6. Maxwell
7. Stoinis
8. >Wade
9. Starc
10. Cummins
11. Stanlake/Hazlewood

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Tiger Woods looks like he's got a bit of banglel in him

Pretty sure he's part curry actually

You stole our /hoc/ OP

He's part thai and black

Render unto /cric/ what is /cric/'s

Where's goosey at?

/hoc/ rules, /cric/ drools/.

Really don't want to see the selectors fall for the Pattinson in pyjamas meme

Day 1-4 bought lads

Day 1 with the old man and the next three with a few blokes from my club

>tfw parents don't care about the grig

Waiting for the bus lads

u need a lift somewhere m8?

Don't think they will, it'd put him under too much stress before the Ashes. Unlike Cummins and Starc he really isn't good enough at limited overs to warrant the risk

Just did a massive smelly /cric/ lads, bad one.

All good mate

On the shitter

Make sure you scoop him out. He'll grow up to be a great australian pace bowler some day

literally a repost of neo-ams's garbage

where you going?

at uni right now

don't do Engineering mate

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David "Bumble" Lloyd's page made an oblique reference to a shark and the England captain Mike Atherton. When I asked Mullally to tell me the story, he lit up. "It was the New Zealand tour of 1996-97. Atherton had his rods, he loves his fly fishing, he's making up all his flies on the planes and in his hotel room, and as you can see, I love fishing too, I'm rigging up my rods at the moment, I used to have my own boat… "

For the next ten minutes Mullally did not pause for breath. He explained how he had gone fishing on a day off, with a couple of players and Lloyd, the England coach. They were trying but failing to catch some snapper when Mullally hooked something heavy. "… and I've gone, 'Shit, bring your rods in lads, I've got something big on here', and after about ten minutes Bumble's like, oh for f***'s sake, just bring it in, would you, and I said, 'Mate, I've got a whale on here I'm telling you', and two hours later I pull in a mako shark, they're related to the great white… " (There followed a scene, which I'll cut for brevity, where a toothy 55lb shark thrashed about on the deck of the boat, and Bumble leapt at Andy Caddick like Scooby Doo jumping into Shaggy's arms.) "… and when we got back I chucked it into the back of the pickup and Bumble's like, 'Ay up lad, what are you going to do with that?' And I said, 'You know what I'm going to do with it'…

"… and I took it to the big fancy hotel reception and said, 'Excuse me, can I have Mr Atherton's room key?' I dragged it up through the elevator, it's still bloody and it stinks, I stuck it on his bed, I got a marker pen and a bit of paper and stuck a note on its pectoral fin. 'Athers, this is what you call a fish… '"

And he got dropped for the next game

Just bought my ashes tickets, my mate said wine is cheap but beer expensive is that true?

there's plenty of cheap beer, but no one really wants to drink piss in the cities here

>you will NEVER go to an Ashes test

literally just fly over for the boxing day or new years tests mate

So what beer would you recommend for a 5 day test my Australian friend

dunno, each state has their own beer

in WA go for Little Creatures.

Tooheys extra dry

Watching highlights of Zimbabwe beating England in tests lads

This girl is much more attractive in the thumbnail.

Hmm

Why do niggers and fobs get so mad when I point out the best younger winger in the league is white?

dunno mate maybe ask nrl

NRL is a dead sport with no thread lol

how many times more are you planning on posting this as if it was relevant, obnoxious subhuman?

I thought Cricket was an insect. Why is it a general on esspee

woh slow down monkeyboy, what have I ever done to you

#lmao #kek

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missing the trinilad

you JUST know

>you will never do a haka with the lads

really wish I could have gone through my last years of high school again lads
basically think I ruined the experience by thinking I was above everyone else

Why doesnt the cricket team do the meme dance ?

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Can't think of a single maori that has actually played cricket and it doesn't really work with a bunch of angl*s doing it. Ross Taylor doesn't count since he's from some other meme island.
Actually, has Boult got a bit in him? Kinda has that look about him

I think daryl tuffey was one.

gatecunt confirmed to be rod marsh

Keiran Noema-Bartlett is a maori, but he's got as good a chance of playing for the All Blacks as he does for the Kiwis

>28.08 FC average
>92 innings

kek?

Is calling NZ players kiwis only a cricket meme?

nope

Kiwi is a standard nickname for New Zealanders in general

Cricket in Lesotho

how do we do it lads

I don't watch a lot of NZ domestic cricket (obviously) but I think most of their teams are similar to associates and womens teams in that there are one or two specialist bats, one or two specialist bowlers and 8 all-rounders.

He's currently playing 2nd XI cricket for some 2nd division county.

>england are wearing creams again

thank fucking god my autism has been satisfied

probably made 50 posts complaining about it during the ashes

really dislike people like Mullally who think that being born in a country they have no memory of means that's their home country despite having being raised in a completely different one

elite truthie

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Who?

stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/92174913/luke-ronchi-set-to-open-for-black-caps-again-as-they-seek-power-hitting-option-at-the-top

>power hitting option

*inhales*
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What were they supposed to do? Persist with Latham? Try and blood Phillips in the ODI series immediately before the CT?

Ronchi opening and getting a quick 15(17) is uironically their best option. He'll be gone fore good after the CT though.

Bring back Jesse Ryder then. Fat drunk guy is literally a better option than Ronchi.