God here, welcome to heaven, ama

God here, welcome to heaven, ama

american dad is 30 times better than family guy

No question, have an answer

0 x 30 = 0

Sometimes

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

You have me confused with someone else

confirmed, OP is a newfag

I knew it was copy pasta, I'm not retarded, faggot

So...since everything is eternal, there's no age right?
Nothing is pedo?

Wrong
Is your question is at what point in human development is predation going to be considered moral?

God here

please, enjoy all of my creations. Ignore the falsely fabricated laws of dictators and heretics

Because we passed that point millenniums ago

You're not He

This is sarcasm, whats the point?

My wife and I are staunch atheists. But she's a bitch. If I commit myself to Christianity, can I spend eternity with a chick that is significantly less of a cunt?

Hey guys, God here again

no traps allowed. They're fags, and fapping to them is for fags. I hate fags

Only if she commits herself to Christianity and you stop being such a cunt

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US!?!

what is the meaning of life

Btfo blasphemous wretch, I love all my creation, but thanks for trying to help

I haven't
Life has it's own meaning, mostly to keep me company

back to your pit, foul Satan!

good try though. Hi five

Samefag?

seriously guys, no traps.

I don't make mistakes. Made it male or female for a reason

Samefag?

>doesn't understanding samefagging

If she goes Christian, why wouldn't I just tank and end up in Hell? The point is to not spend eternity with that bitch

Sometimes I wonder, when it gets a little too quiet up there, if You are thinking, "What kind of mischief can I play on My good friend user?"

It's all part of the plan

Tru
Yes there is
I love you, I'm sorry pain hurts so much

Hey Hod, why are you doing this to me?
Am I not living up to what I'm supposed to be?
Why am I seething with this animosity?
I think you owe me a great big apology.

I swear to Myself, you misspell my name one more time and you're out. I gave you functioning fingers and a brain. Use them with care.

I really don't know what you mean

Don't stop pretending you're me, it's hilarious

Seems like salvation comes only in our dreams.
I feel my hatred grow all the more extreme.
Hey God, can this world really be as sad as it seems?

Remember when you were 7 and your mother beat your ass? Keep it up boy, I'll have her start doing it again

Did it fix what was wrong with you?
Are you less than?

God is dead and no one cares.
If there is a hell, I'll see you there.

While the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car

I am death as well

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