God here, welcome to heaven, ama
God here, welcome to heaven, ama
american dad is 30 times better than family guy
No question, have an answer
0 x 30 = 0
Sometimes
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
You have me confused with someone else
confirmed, OP is a newfag
I knew it was copy pasta, I'm not retarded, faggot
So...since everything is eternal, there's no age right?
Nothing is pedo?
Wrong
Is your question is at what point in human development is predation going to be considered moral?
God here
please, enjoy all of my creations. Ignore the falsely fabricated laws of dictators and heretics
Because we passed that point millenniums ago
You're not He
This is sarcasm, whats the point?
My wife and I are staunch atheists. But she's a bitch. If I commit myself to Christianity, can I spend eternity with a chick that is significantly less of a cunt?
Hey guys, God here again
no traps allowed. They're fags, and fapping to them is for fags. I hate fags
Only if she commits herself to Christianity and you stop being such a cunt
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US!?!
what is the meaning of life
Btfo blasphemous wretch, I love all my creation, but thanks for trying to help
I haven't
Life has it's own meaning, mostly to keep me company
back to your pit, foul Satan!
good try though. Hi five
Samefag?
seriously guys, no traps.
I don't make mistakes. Made it male or female for a reason
Samefag?
>doesn't understanding samefagging
If she goes Christian, why wouldn't I just tank and end up in Hell? The point is to not spend eternity with that bitch
Sometimes I wonder, when it gets a little too quiet up there, if You are thinking, "What kind of mischief can I play on My good friend user?"
It's all part of the plan
Tru
Yes there is
I love you, I'm sorry pain hurts so much
Hey Hod, why are you doing this to me?
Am I not living up to what I'm supposed to be?
Why am I seething with this animosity?
I think you owe me a great big apology.
I swear to Myself, you misspell my name one more time and you're out. I gave you functioning fingers and a brain. Use them with care.
I really don't know what you mean
Don't stop pretending you're me, it's hilarious
Seems like salvation comes only in our dreams.
I feel my hatred grow all the more extreme.
Hey God, can this world really be as sad as it seems?
Remember when you were 7 and your mother beat your ass? Keep it up boy, I'll have her start doing it again
Did it fix what was wrong with you?
Are you less than?
God is dead and no one cares.
If there is a hell, I'll see you there.
While the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car
I am death as well
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