Hellickson vs. Lester, from Wrigley
>phils
1. Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Aaron Altherr (R) LF
3. Odubel Herrera (L) CF
4. Maikel Franco (R) 3B
5. Michael Saunders (L) RF
6. Tommy Joseph (R) 1B
7. Freddy Galvis (S) SS
8. Cameron Rupp (R) C
9. Jeremy Hellickson (R) P
>cubes
1. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Ben Zobrist (S) RF
5. Addison Russell (R) SS
6. Jason Heyward (L) CF
7. Willson Contreras (R) C
8. Jon Lester (L) P
9. Javier Baez (R) 2B
Should we be worried?
ALTHERRRRRRRRR
Cubs pitching is shit
OH fuck I thought it started at 8 30
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If Williams, Quinn, and Crawford were all called up, would the Phillies have the most African Americans in the MLB?
WELP
BRYANT DINGERINO
B R Y N G E R
>lillies
We give the most home runs up of any team so get used to it.
what in the legitimate fuck happened to schwarber
jesus
>both teams start with a HR
This should be an interesting game.
Slump?
no, i know he's fat
why does he suck
Kek Miggy is based
Holy crackers, Tommy Joseph drew a walk!
Tommy's had like 3 good at-bats in 3 days. It's a miracle!
It may also help that the Cubs pitching is shit
1st inning era is 10+
>do your job bosio
We need to create the worst pitching team, inning by inning. We have innings 1 and 9, but 2-8 are needed
Where's the autistic suicidal tripfag?
>fuck this game anyways, the aaa cubs are playing now
I'll take it, good stuff by the bottom of the order
THERE YOU GO!
I worry that Cesar, even if he keeps up as best 2B in the NL, won't make the all star team because Daniel Murphy hits the longball and plays behind Bryce Harper
Can't he be a sub? Murphy is definitely making it even though he's a black hole on defense
Of course he can. But I think that he would deserve to start.
Also, Why is Hellickson trying to Outlester Lester
Just arrived home. How's it going?
Solo dingers and Lester complaining to the ump nothing much so far
only gave up 1 first inning run tonight
>BUTT LIGHT?
>Lelster
Literally a miracle
>spelled Lester
>not Leicester
What the fuck was that?
Lester can't turn left.
Lester throws out a baserunner
>TOPKEK
our base-running IQ this year is fucking atrocious
youtube.com/watch?v=6hcSpSC8T0M
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Wew he actually did something with the bat
>throwing pitches in the strikezone to Baez
why would you do this?
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How many dingers has Schwarber hit so far in this season?
PLEASE BE OUT PLEASE BE OUT PLEASE BE OUT
yeah he beat it
It says here you are BTFO. Your response?
BOOYAH
>60+ pitches after 3 Innings
What the fuck
How the fuck was that Balk?
That just happens with all the Phils starting pitchers.
Guys I found John Kruk. He's wearing a Tommy Joseph Suit and standing on second base
TOJO
Are the Cubs, dare I say it, a meme?
SAFE AS FUCK
ball was on the ground when he touched
new fan watching via live updates thingy.
How long do challenges normally take?
Lawn dart!
For the love of all that is holy get out of this inning
Well, Schwbarro, this is your chance to redeem yourself.
Welp the challenege literally broke live updates for me.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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This was expected.
God fucking damn it. Fuck you you fat piece of shit
SCHWUBBY!!!
TRIPS
Welp, this game's over. GG Cubs.
Post abs or fuck off.
Now it begins.
just be lucky the pitching is in a funk and most of the team is ass at the plate rn. Dont be surprised if this goes south for us
Lester has like 2 more innings max it's not over yet
Is it like a coin-flip if the phillies play well or not?
this was expected man this is a great offense eventually they're gonna start hitting le popup man
I'm still new so I don't know shit about other teams.
Still figuring out how stats work slowly.
>It's 10 o'clock
>Do you know where your Phillies are?
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Man whatever, just go to the bullpen Pete put the names in a grab-bag and pull one randomy for each inning. It'll go better than that's happened so far
Pretty much the cubs this year as well with batting.
The pitching is a coin flip as well. but only if one side of the coin was really heavy and it meant it would be shitty. Except for a few relievers
Well you should at least know the Cubs are the defending World Series champions. And they're in a slump right now but their lineup when healthy is as good as any in the NL except maybe the Nats
more errors
wtf cusb
Cubs' problem is pitching this year.
Come on DOOBS
IN A HOLE
uh
I'm on board now. Give the Phillies Matte helmets
;c doobs is lost lately
>matt helmets
>96 pitches
That's 7-8 innings for most pitchers.
Please don't fuck it up, Lestah.
I'm tired of seeing every single helmet looks ultra shitty and dinged up
What the fuck, Cesar
FUCK
He went full May 2016
Good thing he got that out at first.