"Dad, whose posting on Sup Forums after midnight?"

>"Dad, whose posting on Sup Forums after midnight?"
>"Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners..."

Well, which one are you, Sup Forums?

Yes

sad virgin

European.

No

Bipolar

>unemployable because auto-immune disease
>not angry, just loner

Three things aren't enough, user.

Oooh! So close...

Not angry but otherwise yes

Australian

I thought Australians were banned here?

No offence I know you aren't all shitposters but I thought that was the rule..

...

>unemployable

All 3
goddamnit

>the unemployable
Don't you mean unemployed?

Unless you are a white heterosexual male then I agree, you are unemployable in 2016.

At my university writing an essay for my master in engineering while sipping on my shitty, although free, coffee.

I am European though and am sometimes guilty of posting while stoned at night.

Oh god. What a cuck. Jesus.

I just went to a vitamin doctor and he told me to stop drinking coffee and to never do drugs. It fucks you up if you are low in certain vitamin deficiencies.

I am telling you this so you can get your life better sorted out and feel better.

Good luck

If your show doesn't have enough blacks, enough disabled people enough gay people the the BBC won't allow it to air.

The ride begins

Fucks you up how?

It's one thing for the government to fuck you, but it's another to go "yes, it's a good thing, I should have been fired".

I mean if you are already depressed and suicidal then it can make you heaps worse but if you are healthy and are socially fine then you are okay.

I am antisocial due to childhood problems so I need to get stuff sorted out inside of me to make me feel better I was told.

Just some advice if anyone else feels the same but if you feel happy inside anyway then yeah nothing to worry about.

All three

>Coffee drinking guy here

Never been depressed let alone suicodal. I am regularly tired and sleepy though so I take my chances with coffee.

Eat well and work out, my man. Also train that gray mass in your skull regularly.

Oh. I was a bit worried since I'm a unhealthy neet.
But I've never really been much of a sad depressed neet.

>have trouble sleeping for a while
>stop drinking coffee
>nothing happens
I think it was mainly due to me going to bed too early.

Alcoholic, I work nights so I just got home from work. Time to drink cheap whisky.

There is literally nothing hotter than a mighty BBC splitting tight white pussy apart. I mean think about it: her ancestors enslaved and shipped his ancestors to a foreign land to pick cotton and do work for free. Her ancestors used his ancestors to do menial, degrading jobs. His ancestors wished death upon her ancestors every day. Every single day of their suffering and pain. This went on for generations. Fucking GENERATIONS man. And every time it was her ancestors beating his ancestors to nearly death and then forcing them to do stuff they never wanted: work. The true power of the BBC stayed hidden for centuries. And then - something amazing happened. Blacks finally got rights they deserve. Rights to do nothing all day while white people work for their black asses. Black people got their revenge. Not only that, they also fuck white girls every single day while pathetic white bois can only stretch their pathetic tic-tac dicks while looking. Thousands and thousands of black semen gets pumped into white wombs daily. Imagine the pain fo these white bois. Imagine the suffering of their ancestors. Remember the times when his ancestors wished death upon her ancestors? It's literally something worse. Her ancestors must be punching the walls of hell from their huge frustraition. Meanwhile, in heaven, his ancestors cheer and feast every day for their compensation of suffering they had on Earth. While they sing and dance they get to see millions of mulatto babies getting pushed through white vaginas. And they laugh even more. This is what gets me off when I watch interracial porn and I laugh while doing so. Because justice is finally getting served.
Lick it up white bois.

nocturnal night shift worker

I'm alcohol

AIDS?

it was trying to be enforced by the last overlord until he left bitter and defeated by our internationally envied shitposting prowess

Angry loner describes me perfectly. Though at times I'm content with the loneliness and other times I wish I had just one good bro to have a few beers with

>after midnight?

First gremlins, now this.

High functioning alcoholic reporting in. I'm glad there aren't other easily obtainable drugs near me because I'd go full crackhead. Sup Forums is life, life is shit.