W-welcome to CHORPED with Alice3D!

W-welcome to CHORPED with Alice3D!
Sup Forums's only c-cooking show, 3 years running!

Sit down, have a seat, and g-get a home cooked meal from someone who loves you

Alice time! Happy Friday friend~

-CC

I have the same clipboard. Nice one.

I love you too

What's to eats?

Hey, Alice. I love you.

I just started watching end of the fucking world I don't have time for this shit

Nah, I'm actually going to get a couple dollar rollers off the del taco menu. Have a good thread, though, I hope it comes out great!

Post boypussy

Hi Alice! I was hoping you'd feel up to this tonight; thank you for persevering through what appears to be a shitshow. How was your day!

*waves*

I'm excited for the meal
you also look cute

Hey, Alice.
Is it possible to eat a human without catching a contagious disease?

I lift for you Alice.

H*ll yeah!!!

Yes, but, don't!

Hi Alice! I see your little b-bboobs ~

dinner sounds lovely today, dear!

It w-was trash!

I d-don't have one!

S-sure, don't eat the brain.

It's g-gonna be good, l-let me get right into it!
After I select you a good cup of tea, of course.

Found it.

Tea,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Sure, I asked a friend because she said she wanted to be eaten and I was always fascinated by cannibalism. So, don't knock it till you try it?

What's wrong with the brain?

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Blah, sorry. Did the temperature crash there too turning everything into an unpleasant, icy hellscape?

Brain gives you Kuru like Hilary Clinton.

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I wish Alice would show tit since we will never see face.

I mean, I'm pretty sure that's illegal and not something you will enjoy as much as you think you will...

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Apparently human meat tastes like pigs.

Or, that's what I've heard.

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Alice, It's 95 degrees and I don't have aircon.
What do?

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post your feminine benis then kill yourself alice

C-could have prions

Wet rag in front of fan

Come to Ohio and die in the ice storm with me lol

Also, got a fan?

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Well, I imagine gutting a human would be a gross process. But, I heard they taste like pig. So, don't know..Curious though.
I wonder...

awye

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Alice, I like your butt, can I get some booty?

I bet Alice has a nice ass.

D-don't have one

My fan broke the other day... I think it overheated,

Are you saying Chorped as a Brutalmoose reference?

umm, am i not supposed to think that you're a dude?

Would the occurrence of prions be common in this day and age?
I would imagine that it would be very few and far between...

Did I ever tell you that I love you?

let me pour the table some tea

Hi

C-correct!

I'm a b-biological female. Look, s-someone even post my ass:
M-more likely than you think!

S-sometimes!

Oooo, that actually sounds good

That made me lol'd

Eek, get another?

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But it's the truth even if it didn't happen.

That picture + that outfit = too much sweetness for my old heart to bear. I didn't cry when my beloved grandmother died, but I'll cry now. While getting my ingredients together.

you're obviously a man in a cheap shitty wig

Thanks for cheering me up some time ago. Really helped.

show us your burn scars my man

Alice, I would love you more if you cook for me undressed

what kind of grilled cheese does not have any sides Alice what kind of cooking stream are you running

That was your butt? Niiice.
Why / when did Alice do that?

a male one

>tfw you will never see alice's gorgeous body

That seems unreasonably dangerous for her.

does this ever get boring?

I think she did naked apron once.

You are beautiful Alice, no matter what these dickheads say.

Hi alice

Well, there are lots of ronryfags here yes so I suppose it would be for them

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That's not alice, that's crackychan you piece of shit.

Alice, hi.

its not even a meal wtf i what to eat idk if Alice is a proper woman (if she is one)

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Hi Alice, do you have any low-calorie, low-fat, recipes? Pic related, middle is me.

i'm so unsatisfied with my life and my family i dont even care who recognizes me

What's up Alice, everything going good?

Alice. Alice. Alice.
Hi.

Hello Alice! how are you?
Thank you for being one of the best people I’ve ever met on the internet

Alice why do you hide your face?

hey better Jill

alice is a man, baby

It's v-very good

Aliiiiiiiiiiice, hiiiiiiiiiii.

C-check out my stream on twitch then: celtyplays


Alright, here's the first how to. This is pretty straight forward, we're just sort of making dough and filling it with cheese.

Alice, can you explain cross-dressing and why it's so alluring without the gender is a spectrum BS?
I want to actually know if it's a kink or a prelude to transgenderism.

Why do you wear a wig, Alice?

G-given that isn't me...

I h-have many! Email me at [email protected]

It's n-not bad!

I'm d-doing my best

Naked appron works too if you Do a nice spin

Alice, ignore the harassers who are taunting you about those pictures.

It's 3:30, i want to sleep but now i have to stay

>Someone leaked it.

So somebody had it sent to them? Lucky.

S-sorry, biological woman

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I stepped away to get all the supplies to cook, and the thread's gotten kind of weird! what's up tonight?

it's Sup Forums bruh

Your natural hair is nice but it's not blond so ye

Shitty wigs hoorayyyy

Hey thanks Alice.

I think I'm ready to turn my life around.

Alice, you're important to us. Don't let them get to you.

Wait wait wait...whos trying to murder you?

I d-don't know, I don't cross dress

Alice-kun