I don't want to kill myself, but i want to die

i don't want to kill myself, but i want to die.
how can I accomplish death pretty quickly ?

Use the shitter at Oscar Pistorius's house

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Go find a gang and offer yourself as initiation target.

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There are plenty of wars around the world. Go somewhere and fight alongside some locals.

Depending on who you choose to fight for you can even be praised as a hero in the media, and either way you'll probably get some kind of notoriety if you want or you can do it fairly anonymously.

Just go somewhere with alot of action and be sure to fight for the loosing side. Easy

fly plane into world trade centre

go to brazil

hack the nuclear codes and shoot a missile at yourself

jump off a bridge

motorbike on highway with no helmet. find a stationary truck

start a heavy drugabuse

kek'd

Go to a ghetto and start calling everyone a nigger. You'll be dead within minutes.

Take lots of ketamin it honestly makes you feel like you can fly and fear of heights disappear

What's really dangerous where you can help someone? Make a difference where others fear to go... maybe you'll reconsidered wanting to die.

By living like 80 years and dying a natural death in your sleep.

Idiot, get fuckin ripped and go join the Navy Seals. If you're gonna die, do it with style.

Deprive your brain of blood oxygen

stop posting shitty tumblr gifs and tell the spambot to make some toast.

Make some tests for pharmaceutical companies - spend the money for birth control in Africa