story time Sup Forums This genuinely happened when I went on craigslist once
>be me >smoking some doink I got from my roommate >suddenly feel like playing xbox but no xbox >go on craigslist looking for xbox >see shady ad but eh its cheap >go to address >its a cheap middle class house but with the largest yard I had ever seen. >walking towards door but the guy from Craigslist suddenly opens and yells me to come in, as if he was waiting for me >look at him for a few seconds, thinking of turning back, but decide to continue walking >as I approach the front door the smell of a million scented candles erupts from the entrance and enters my innocent nostrils >like this scent was fucking strong >big man tells me to come in >eyes water like crazy but wat the heck free xbox amirite.jpg >enter house >candles. >CANDLES EVERYWHERE >I cannot stress enough how many candles there were in his house, and they were all lit at midday >"You here for the xbox?" >I nod nervously >he goes into a backroom and comes back with the machine >It's fucking covered in wax >Ask why it's covered in wax >"You put candle on it" >Nigga wat >Ask him if he's some kind of candleman >Up to this point the guy had been pretty normal, but after I asked him if he was the candleman, his eyes went wide open. >"I AM THE CANDLEMAN" >I shit you not this guy starts pushing over every fucking candle in his house >autism level maxed out >wax and candles everywhere >tables, floors, walls all covered in wax with the sound of candleman's loud screaming >suddenly a flame catches on >HOUSEONFIRE.GIBBY
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Asher Myers
>we both sprint outside >I fucking faint >wake up in hospital from a drug overdose
basically that's how I remember it. At first I thought the candles had some kind of drugs in them which made me faint. That's when I remembered my roommates doink did not cointain weed but DMT.
>DMT made me hallucinate like a fucking retard >this is what really happened >arrived at destination >go into the guys 3 by 3 ft yard and start walking circles for about 5 minutes before the guy finally noticed me and yelled at me to come the fuck inside >this guy had 1 scented candle in his house >ONE >appearantely started YELLING: "WOWEE THATS A LOT OF CANDLES, WHOOOWEE" >guy thought I was retarded and asked me if I was there for the xbox >I did not just nod >"YIPPIE DOOWEE THATS ME ALRIGHT" >he just wants me out of there and leaves the room to get the xbox >While he was gone I grabbed the ONE scented candle in the room and started the sniffing the fuck out of it >Guy comes back with the xbox and I, as he told me, "started licking my lips viciously while smearing the xbox with my newfound candle" >Stop and ask him why it's completely covered in wax >Naturally he tells me I put the candle all over it >Shocked at this comment I allegedly looked at my hand in shock to find that I was, in fact, holding a candle >My calling was found >Start screaming "I AM THE CANDLEMAN" while running around the house with the candle >Guy starts chasing me >Throwing over tables, chairs, closets, everything is going kaput >I spilled about two drops of wax as the candle immediately extinguished itself due to the violent running >Finally he catches me, but shortly after I start screeching "THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE" >Use my super autismo power to rid myself from his superhuman grasp and escape the house >Strand on his yard and collapse
Don't do drugs kids. I was the candleman
Evan Fisher
This is the best thing I've read in ages
Oliver Ramirez
Thanks candelman
Evan Kelly
10/10
Xavier Taylor
Thanks,op I needed that kek
Ayden Garcia
that house sounds lit, fam
Cooper Watson
>"YIPPIE DOOWEE THATS ME ALRIGHT" this is amazing somebody screencap this
Brody Brooks
I AM THE CANDLEMAN
Grayson Russell
include in screencap
Ryder Lee
>YIPPIE DOOWEE THATS ME ALRIGHT
Mason Brown
he copy pasted this from reddit you retards.
Cooper Mitchell
>WOWEE THATS A LOT OF CANDLES, WHOOOWEE
My sides
Brandon Reed
Bravo, user
Gabriel Edwards
load of horse shit, dont hallucinate on dmt lile that and cant overdose, faggot
Isaiah Green
DMT is not like this
If you actually did DMT youd be literally unable to move, let alone somehow arrive at the destination.
Fucking retard nigger
Cameron Anderson
that's now how dmt works
Thomas Carter
not necessarily true. While DMT definitely involves a sense of "you should lay the fuck down", if you try to move on DMT, it's totally possible. Super weird and not comfortable, but you can definitely move around.
That said, yeah, his story is bullshit.
Jack Cox
>"YIPPIE DOOWEE THATS ME ALRIGHT" kekd 4000 times
Benjamin Hill
>yippie doowee that's me alright
Joshua Sanchez
>WOWEE THATS A LOT OF CANDLES, WHOOOWEE
Nathaniel Evans
I don't care if this is BS about DMT or if this is copy pasted from somewhere else
This was a genuine kek
Nolan Howard
Screencap me you filthy niggers
Christopher Cooper
Someone put me in the screencap >YIPPIE DOOWEE THATS ME ALRIGHT
John Nelson
good one
Carson Williams
this and this
Easton Morris
ugh sooo fake
Julian Hall
...
Colton Morgan
Fake, but I lol'd
Landon Morris
GOdgoddgod you've killed a man.
Noah Reyes
First kek in a while What scent was the candle though?