Amerispee

>amerispee

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>he doesn't motor down to the local 'mart with his fellow blubber guts to watch sub-amateur mandrama

Absolutely explosive post there OP

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>and to think, there was once a country called Belguim where the Islamic State of Shamal was

THICCCCC

How do you even get that big?

pls delete these, thanks

get to waist size 38
>s-soon I'll start to get healthy

get to waist size 42
>s-soon

waist size 48
>s-soon

size 60
>fuck it

>>fuck it

Nope, it should be "I'm body positive" or "don't fat shame me".

I didn't design that floor to take that kind of weight!
>But it's slab on grade
Still...

Wait? You're telling me Yurop doesn't have wrestling in their department stores?

Lol. They really are poor.

What's going through the wrestlers minds?

>this is it, the high point of my career. Putting on a show at the local Walmart.

is this halal in your country

how do they take a shit on the toilet?

if they did, how do they wipe their ass?

hey can you delet this? thanks

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I walking in on my roommate eating out a fucking whale. My god....

I'll never look at him the same again. He is fit as fuck too.

>Georgia
There's your problem

W-well at least they're trying right?
>mfw after this they probably drink jumbo sugary smoothies to replenish their energy

>it's a eurocuck needs to make fun of the US thread to feel better about the somali immigrants fucking his wife

lul

This is from a fat fetish porno, used to get posted on Misc a lot

>his local mart doesn't feature manlets suplexing the shit out of each other

>citation needed

They don't, that's why they go to wal-mart.

This means what exactly?

SHART IN A MART

MOAR

pro wrestling is fun, and the matches at these small shows are mostly comical anyway
youtube.com/watch?v=HWubQzo2Z-4
watch this and you'll know what I mean
drink a beer or two while watching it it's worth it
thanks America for being such an entertaining cesspool

I've never been to America, Walmart is like the equivalent of.. tesco?

And they have wrestling shows there?

Asda. I'm pretty sure they're the same thing with different names.

about as real as WWE

I'll never understand the appeal

I remember catching one of these on local TV and not being able to watch it. Just grown people in cheesy costumes fake fighting in a parking lot, store, or school gym is too sad to look at.

You are correct

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It's like you euros think this happens all the time. I can count on a single hand how many times I've seen this.

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this is really important to you, hm?

At least we don't worship a Reddit shitposting Slav that has PTSD

that stuff is porn to you people?

BAH GAWD ITS KANE. KANE IS HERE ON WALMART, KING

Lots of people on Misc have a BBW fetish

>London
>60% white
>the most popular baby name last year was Mohammed/Muhammed/Mahmed

They really need to get their shit together. It speaks volumes about the poverty level in yurop that they can't watch wrestling while getting groceries.

Most of the Muslim kids are named Mohammad whereas white kids have a large variety of names. If you even put two seconds of rational thought into what you posted you wouldn't have posted it

Yes, we have wrestling shows everywhere.

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At least they are trying
Too bad they'll eat 6 pizzas when they come home

Eating disorder + sedentarism

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