Ever wanted to ask a female:

Ever wanted to ask a female:
~for some advice?
~body related questions?
~anything?

Or just want to vent your anger towards women on one anonymously?

Now is your chance! Ask Away! Free (you)s for all!

How big is your benis?

What kind of opening conversation is best? I'm garbage at it. Both in public and tinder

What do boobs look like?

what's the best way to get nudes?

Do girls care if you don't cum?
Why do most girls have some form of depression?
If you are asian what do you think of black people?
Do you prefer taller men?
How many days are in a year?
Have you ever wanted to do things to other girls?
Do girls also like other girls with huge tits?

Have you ever eaten a turd?

How do magnets work?

Seriously sometimes the click together but sometimes they push each other away and I’m so confused???

My mum says I’ll understand if I go to the doctors with her but I don’t want to, o could you explain?

Not op but usually being in the same situation or having a common problem (ex waiting in the elevator or in a long line) can help with that.

You can usually just state the obvious, if she wants to talk she will talk if she doesn't she'll give a common quick response (ex "Yeah" or "Uh-huh") If you can get her to laugh you're in but not every girl will give you the time of day so brush off rejection.

i'm a boy but i can answer your question

1. do you care if your sex partner doesn't cum?
2. depression is an anxiety disorder and everyone has it in this day and age even if you hide it, i kno u have it too
3. asian people are not bound to fuck with the same race, they will happily fuck whatever comes in their mind
4. prefer is a subjective occurence thus irrelevant
5.365
6. have you ever wanted to do things to other boys?
7. do boys also like other boys with bigger dicks?

So small I can't even see it, unfortunately.

Girls like to talk about themselves, so that's an option. Otherwise, I suggest talking about something you both just witnessed, maybe something on the tv at the bar, or else something that you saw her react to, and go off the reaction.

Squishy Fat Sacks! I don't have very big ones, but from looking down they're like soft, squishy fat.

Really make sure she's into you, get her personality first, even if you don't care about it, we pretend you do. Once you see our heart you can see our tits.

>Do girls care if you don't cum?
I do a little, I want to make sure you had an enjoyable time, plus it means you were into me/I did an okay job.
>Why do most girls have some form of depression?
Most people do now and days, I think females are just more susceptible when they see others around them saying they have it.
>If you are asian what do you think of black people?
Not asian, sorry.
>Do you prefer taller men?
I'm only 5', so height isn't that important to me.
>How many days are in a year?
365
>Have you ever wanted to do things to other girls?
I think vaginas are really gross, so maybe not sex, but I like boobs and making out.
>Do girls also like other girls with huge tits?
Yes.

Nope!

Fuck, I don't think I know this one.

Show benis

How do I know if a gril is interested in me?

These are answers a guy would give when he's putting himself in a girls shoes. since i'm a guy as well i'm already aware of these answers, hence why i asked op who is presumably a grill for her view.

also dicks cannot be compared to tits

bags of sand

Body related question here, OP.
Will you show us yours?

you said it, when you know she is interested in you :)

putting yourself into girls shoes is not a hard thing to do, just imagine being a genderless being and just do what a human would do. the answers are pretty obvious, we don't differentiate that much which is the whole truth behind it

You're a girl, but not a psychologist or an expert on female psyche, so "general questions about girls" are probably wasted. But I'm bored, so let's see what insight you've got.

16-24 year old girls fucking love sex (not just the dick, but sex in all forms -- they experiment with lesbianism, play with toys, masturbate, have phone sex, etc)

After 24, there's a SHARP decline in sexual interest, except for a few random days every month or so where they suddenly decide they need babies - then it's back to forgetting sex exists.

Any idea what causes this, or better yet, how to reverse it?

Women like me, but I suck at womanizing. I can sense their disappointment when I fumble romantic interactions. How did I accidentally build up their expectations to the point where my lack of social skills is a let down?

But i'm not a genderless being so i only know what being one would be like from the outside looking in.

Like how drawing looks easy as piss but when you put your pen to a paper you have no idea what to do

you're pretty right on this one.

i also think this is mainly the cause of woman getting a job and trying to establish a stable relationship with someone or something so they get a routine which doesn't involve the things they did and sometimes regret from the past would be my current guess

Spotted the feminist. Males and females are completely different.

Both very Valid!

No benis I'm afraid.

We make eye contact, we go out of our way to message you/contact you, we laugh at things you say even if they aren't funny, we try to find similar interests. Usually I just tell the guy I like them, but I know not everyone does that.

Mine is pretty gross and not attractive, which is why I compensate by using anime characters that I wish I looked like.

Hormones, maybe? I would say 16-24 is a pretty average time for puberty to solidify and gave us a long enough window to find what we are sexually into. Maybe by peaking our interests in other things, i.e. warming us up to new fetishes, could be the way to fix that? I would say I'm a pretty sexual person, but I have thyroid issues, which contributes to that. So maybe just hormones?

That sounds more like something you need to answer in yourself. Maybe don't set the bar so high from the very beginning, that way you have more room to look better and womanize better.

no the problem is that you are asking for manipulation. i just told you the way it is if you don't try to manipulate and just see it as it is.

if you want to manipulate, you have to achieve it.

males and females are not completely different, both are accustomed to double standards to make a point in their life and throw it away later on when they find the true meaning of life, if they are keen and intelligent enough

Under what circumstances would you invite a guy in a trip with you and your sister? (Assuming you have one)

LONG MYSPACE SURVEY GUYS ^^

1. Describe your ex in two words:
2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
3. Look at your planner for May 14th, what are you doing?
4. What does the 4th text in your inbox say?
5. What was the last thing you highlighted?
6. What color are your bedroom curtains?
7. What color are the seats in your car?
8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
12. Who was the last baby you held?
13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names?
14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste
15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators
17. Last time you went to Six Flags?
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
19. Closest thing to you that is yellow?
20. Last person to give you a business card?
21. Who is the last person who wrote a check to you?
22. Closest framed picture to you?
23. Last time you had someone cook for you?
24. Have you ever applied for welfare?
25. How many emails do you have?
26. Last time you received flowers?
27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man and woman?
28. Do you play air guitar?
29. Has anyone ever proposed to you?
30. Do you take anything in your coffee?
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not op

You probably look like chad but don't speak like one.

Follow up your mistakes by acknowledging them then saying something risky.

>"You like movies?"
"u-uh sure"
>(disappointment in your social skills)
"Sorry i got really lost staring at your tits
>"Lol user you're so funny"
Just throw shit at the wall and see what sticks, if you're hot the wall will try to stick to you.

what can the circumstances be? the possibilities are endless to make this happen

can you help me come up with a question?

...

Can I cum on your feet?

So you're telling me to become a woman to see what its like to be a woman?

Why do women only want me for sex or the hope of marriage some day?

Do you think I can find a woman that will want to be monogamous without marrying me?

I'm close to giving up on that dream and just having multiple gfs in different cities so I always have a backup plan.

Would you ever fuck someone because you felt sorry for them?

Let's assume you just met the guy, and have known him two months at most.

He's definitely not a close long term friend by then.

no, what i meant is that you have to understand the fact that everyone have their own feelings like you do and thus you should be able, with a certain degree of intelligence, to figure out what other feel when they say certain things, unless you're a psychopath

is human the truly ultimate form of perfected being, or we are in a temporary incarnation that only makes sense while we are immersed in it?

if the girl is risky and her and the sister over the age of 18, the chances are pretty high if atleast she really likes you already

Stop being pseudo intellectual. Post modernism isn't real.


>1. do you care if your sex partner doesn't cum?
This is different for males and females as it is easier for a guy to have an orgasm than a girl, because it is caused my physical stimulation instead of mental.
>2. depression is an anxiety disorder and everyone has it in this day and age even if you hide it, i kno u have it too
Bullshit. You don't know what depression is and much fewer women commit suicide than men. Another difference between the two.
>3. asian people are not bound to fuck with the same race, they will happily fuck whatever comes in their mind
Tell that to Japanese people who are extremely racist
>4. prefer is a subjective occurence thus irrelevant
Why can't he ask a fucking question?
>5. 365
Leap year has 366
>6. have you ever wanted to do things to other boys?
Again, this is completely different. You are probably gay and look at traps all day, but most straight guys are revolted at the thought of kissing another man. As the seen with the OP, women's minds work differently.
>7. do boys also like other boys with bigger dicks?
Again, false equivalency.

INB4 Postmodernism

if i were a genie what would you wish for

My ex gf left me a year ago and I'm still heartbroken. Should I blame her in my suicide note and ruin her life?

I probably wouldn't, I have sisters but they all are very far away/pretentious cunts.

Fuck, here we go.
1. Describe your ex in two words: Stalker pedophile
2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? Nope
3. Look at your planner for May 14th, what are you doing? Nothing, I come on b, you expect me to have a life?
4. What does the 4th text in your inbox say? "Sorry for bothering you, but are you okay?" How edgy
5. What was the last thing you highlighted? Uh, script lines probably.
6. What color are your bedroom curtains? Purple/green/nasty and old
7. What color are the seats in your car? No car
8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? Yes
9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? A letter
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? Nope!
11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? Jeeze, I don't think I ever have.
12. Who was the last baby you held? I'm not sure, maybe my niece.
13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names? Nope, I don't think I know any twins, know triplets though
14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste? Yes
15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago? Never drove, loser I know
16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators. Hurricanes, why not
17. Last time you went to Six Flags? Never
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?No
19. Closest thing to you that is yellow? A stuffed narwhal plushy I made (poorly)
20. Last person to give you a business card? My dad probably
21. Who is the last person who wrote a check to you? My grandfather for xmas
22. Closest framed picture to you? No framed pictures
23. Last time you had someone cook for you? Must have been 2 years ago on christmas
24. Have you ever applied for welfare? No, disability though.
25. How many emails do you have? Unread, 0. I clean that shit
cont

26. Last time you received flowers? Never I don't think. Had an ex buy me a single rose once
27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man and woman? Love is love, marriage is over rated either way though
28. Do you play air guitar? No, but I pretend I can sing
29. Has anyone ever proposed to you? Yes, was crazy stalker ex
30. Do you take anything in your coffee? Don't like coffee!

Uhhh... what color are my eyes?
Blue!

You'd have to get them first

>sex or marriage
People want a ring on it, plus those are basic human function, most want one of those two
>monogamous
absolutely, plenty of people don't believe in marriage

No.

Hmmm...I don't think anything is completely perfect, that's why it keeps changing. Maybe fossil fish, they've been that way forever.

I would wish for
1. Enough money in my bank account at all times to pay for the purchase I am making (indefinitely)
2. To find a place where I can make friends/relationships that are not toxic
3. Genie's freedom, unless he didn't want it.

That won't do anything, she already left you, she's been over you, so it won't affect her much.

Girl has been quite suggestive with me... And her sister is like 19 if I recall. Just weird as the girl says we're just friendly... Maybe waiting for a move from me, or until she's ready
Hmmmm, I see. I'm asking as this girl that I know asked me to join her and her sister on a short trip, and suggested going with her overseas to visit the sister in a few months.... I just can't see a girl asking this unless the guy is either a close long time friend or someone she's potentially interested in romantically

>stop being who you are
sure anytime bro

1. this is so much bullshit lol i can not find the words how wrong you are. i met girls which get orgasms in under 10 seconds. as well as girls which don't come at all, atleast when i was doing it to her. boys and girls react equal on either physical or mental stimulation, there is no predestination based on gender

2.
some kill themselves, some don't. i know what depression is, i'm experiencing it at the moment to be honest but this is not the matter.

3. calling every japanese a racist sounds very inhuman

4. he can

5. true

6. i'm straight. but the possibility of turning gay is given if you meet the right guy in all stages in your life time.. you might will see it, or maybe not. being gay or turning gay is a matter of experience and life is an experience. as well as lesbians.

7. "oh she has bigger boobs than me, why would she like me" "oh this dude has a huge wiener, how could i ever be a bruda of da wae wid him"

the question is way to inaccuracte anyway to make a clear assumption

>Why do most girls have some form of depression?
For most of evolutionary history women married puberty. Some societies pushed this out a few years, but even there women had children by 20. This changed within the last few centuries in Western society.
Because of this, most women have a deep desire for marriage and a family when they reach adulthood but society says this is unacceptable and they need careers. Many women do want careers, but a large number find out they hate working. Family life also conflicts with partying and pursuing temporary pleasures. So all these desires are in conflict and women could work this out but it isn't acceptable to acknowledge their evolutionary programming.
This is why you see so many women with small dogs they call their babies, because they need a real baby.
Women also have trouble sleeping alone, many become neurotic. In the past, sleeping alone meant they were vulnerable to attack. This is also why they are so fucking anxious. They deal with this through pills that cause their own long term problems.
None of this is normal. It's a reaction the unnatural conditions of the modern world and modern culture.
Tits or GTFO you fucking hole.

What can I say to a good friend that I like them, not really looking forward to the last friendship if I don't ask in the right way, can clarify if ya reply

genie doesn't care

Yeah, that probably means she wants to bone. Seems like you've answered your own question. Be cautious though, girls who get attached that fast are usually nuts.

You want to be with this person, not as friends? Say just that, girls aren't always inherently smart/able to pick up on cues. Just be honest about your feelings, make sure it isn't too soon, but not so late that she thinks all you want is friendship.

what does penis taste like?

interesting foundation. seems very logical to me in terms of evolutionary behaviour. current reprogramming with tools like media doesn't help it either at all, make it worse at best i think

are you that schizo user pretending to be a girl for attention? your post format is very similar to his.

Bro... Firstly you won't ruin her life that way, you will give her more validation for her decision to leave you. Secondly, you need to get over her. She wasn't right for you and probably had good reasons for splitting with you.
My ex who I lived with over five years dumped me just over six months ago and I'm better than I ever was with her. The other day I checked to see how she's doing because I wanted to apologize for being such an asshole to her, but saw she is with a guy and they both have become ugly fatsos. Discovering that I'm doing better physically and financially than she ever will consolidated the idea that it was the right outcome. Also I have a younger skinny girl who is going to be one of my gfs as she says she loves me. Got two others in my sights and I'm hoping to date them all then decide on one at a later point.

Exercise and focus on being a ruthless capitalist until you get what you really need. Sacrifices need to be made to achieve this. I quit cannabis and sweets for good, but now I have a future where no one will be able to tell me what to do.

The only thing is im afraid that that time has already passed (been a little too long) like I said don't wanna ruin one of my best bonds to another person...

>calling every japanese a racist sounds very inhuman
Japanese people are EXTREMELY xenophobic which is just a polite way of saying racist.

also dicks still are not comparable to tits

how much porn do you watch

Well, I guess I did. Just sometimes easier seeing stuff written out in front of you.

It's still weird, with how she's claiming we're just friends, yet does this shit

saying she "wants to ride something" when commenting about something in an arcade
or her saying a chair reminds her of a dominatrix one
or her motioning for me to follow her into a small bar bathroom
or her telling me that she's clean of stds
or her rubing her hands up and down her torso while eyeing me
or telling me of naked photos she's taken under a tree we were at.
Or puffing her chest out while looking at me

Or the more pg flirting like teasing, playfighting, or playing with my hair.

And she seems to make room for me to be with her. She works 7days a week at 3 jobs, and still manages to be with me atleast once a week...

>Women also have trouble sleeping alone, many become neurotic. In the past, sleeping alone meant they were vulnerable to attack. This is also why they are so fucking anxious. They deal with this through pills that cause their own long term problems.
>None of this is normal. It's a reaction the unnatural conditions of the modern world and modern culture.
You had me up until here, What the fuck is this lizard man teir shit?

But I don't want a cock ring ;)
Seriously though.. buy a ring, but I'm not signing away half of things if it doesn't work out. Also prenuptials are bullshit and contestable so that's not enough.

Pretty sure women only want to marry me so they have a backup plan to get my assets if they don't satisfy me anymore. Marriage is the most shallow relationship.

learn her more. she could be a dream girl or a manipulative psychopath who just wants to suck your feelings once you played yourself into her hands.. the odds are very high.

if you see double standards in her words, the latter might be the case

what are some general do/don'ts when talking to girls? not asking them out or anything, just talking to them.

I think that's actually a pretty logical explanation.

Nice dubs. It depends on the penis, mostly tastes like skin, doesn't really have a taste. If it tastes like anything, it's usually an issue and means the person isn't too hygienic. It can normally taste like sweat and be just fine though.

Naw, didn't know there was one. There's plenty of pics of me on here already. I may be desperate for attention, but not that desperate.

Eesh. Might not want to risk it. Which sounds more favorable, never being with her, or risking the chance at losing her, but she might reciprocate? I say start slowly dropping hints until she asks you, shouldn't be too long if you do things you obviously know cheer her up. Just don't take too long on them either, and don't let her take advantage of you!

Well, she could be REALLY into you, or she could be the one who threatens to kill herself if you try to break it off. In my opinion, I'd stay away, sounds like she's trying REALLY hard.

I would say once a week I watch porn. I masturbate more than that, but don't always need porn to do so.

Not op

Nigga r u retarded? if she says she wants hang out with you in particular then she likes you.

You're the guy from awhile ago who was talking about the black girl you're "dating" who's like 5 foot and has a good family.

Just fucking kiss her you retard

How important is cock size?

it's true though. i know many girls which show signs of anxiety of sleeping alone.

How to masturbate beautiful woman on public without getting caught? As I am in new city for 5 days and there are lot of beautiful woman in this city.
How to get girlfriend I don't have one.
I am male.
How to get woman as a friend? I am 18 yrs old don't have any friends
I need a girlfriend? How can I find one?
I am stalking woman on FB. I don't have any friends.
I love to stalk every woman from 17-26 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secertly
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents because if they find out they won't be happy :)
Stalking a woman is the best as long nothing cross limit

How to get a gf on internet? I am single 18 years old don't have any friends.

What is dumbass? Are you a dumbass?

What is sexually frustrated? Am I sexually frustrated?

What is poo and pee? Are you and me both or them are poo and pee?

What is Linux?

What is Operating system?

What is Firefox? am i Firefox?

What is 64-bit computer?

What is dumb?

What is Opera?

What is chrome?

What is firefox?

You have a gf for males or bf for females? Both of you should pee each other.

Fat woman are so ugly even beautiful fat woman are ugly too.

You have to be patience.

You should pee yourself in pants.

What is masturbation? I think i do 3 times a day

What will happen if the person is unable to pay his/her debt?

How to get a gf. If you dont know about this so go pee your partner especially if its gf for males or bf for female

Do you poo and pee everyday?

How old are you? Where you from?

do's: be careful of what you say

don'ts: don't pretend to be someone you are not

We both already provide emotional support (ie. She'll tell me about real problems in her life and usually comes to me when she needs help in situations like that.) But gets very awkward, for me at least, when she brings up her romantic past. The entire time I act like a friend and even laugh with her about the antics but... when she talks about stuff like that it fucks me up.

say would you read my book if i written and publish it?

I agree with you. I think marriage is a pretty lame excuse used by media to get people to spend more on shit that isn't important. Plus, if you know your relationship is just fine, why feel the need to label it with something? However, if you think women only want your assets, then that's not the right women. You should be comfortable talking about money without ever feeling the need to share more than you choose to, if any at all.

DO: Talk about stuff they like
Let them lead the conversation half the time
Listen, but that goes for anyone you talk to

DONT: Bring up stuff that has nothing to do with the conversation. Sudden (so whatcha wearing) type stuff
Only let her talk about herself/only talk about you. If all she wants to talk about is herself, she's a piece of shit and needs a therapist, and she's not paying you. (Normal conversation, venting is one thing)


It's not. All totally relative to the girl. I like anything, and if dick don't work there's always alternatives.

Oh jeeze. Here's your (you)

20 and in USA

This is right except you should definitely pretend to be a better version of yourself. When I revealed how cruel I can be to others was when my ex started to like me less. She still wanted my dick, but I lost the idealistic hero persona she had envisioned me as. It's OK though she's tubs and poor until she dies while I get rich with younger sexy women.

From the time I've known her, I can see that she's definitely a bit awkward, and tends to not like many people
She really doesn't seem too crazy. Maybe a bit awkward at worst. She seemed to catch that she was moving a bit too quick at firsr, and slowed down a fair bit.

I think I'll just let it go and see what happens and I definitely was attracted to her instantly..
Yea yea. I know. I just never had a gf before, and well, this is all new to me. And the age gap seems to be making me uneasy despite it being perfectly fine (21 vs her being 25)

Ill do something next time we're together

What's it like to grow boobs?

Don't be afraid to make alittle fun of them.
Don't lie about the shit you like/dislike.
Don't put them on a pedestal.
Don't forget the things that you like to do.

Do say risky stuff
Do do nice stuff (but do it like you do that shit without thinking about it)
Do touch when they get close
Do say silly shit

Ya my ex and I were a pretty good team until she started asking me to marry her. It was just because the pressure of her friends getting married and I was like "no we like each other enough as it is". Other things happened and it revealed we weren't right for each other.

Thanks for the advice about not sharing too much about my financial portfolio. I sometimes let things slip out because I know how interesting the information is, but you're right that it will change the nature of our encounters.

what you describe as providing emotional support can also be a form of emotional blackmail. be careful please. you could hit your hard harder than you can imagine

>when i revealed..

i think this is the point in my statement

psychopaths usually have the least amount of friends and only like to talk to you eye to eye so the information doesn't leak and so she can check if she has you under control if you don't leak it yourself. this shit is pretty tricky to figure

We both know you have man boobs. Gtfo.

OP,
Tell others of your kind to LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
I'M NOT A PACK MULE. I'M NOT A FUCK TOY. I'M NOT A WALLET.

Then it sounds like maybe you need to take the risk. Are you the first person she goes to with issues? That generally means there is some interest, she sees you as someone who can help make her feel better/protect her in some aspect!

Sure, why not?

Only do this if you plan on pretending forever.

Well, she slowed down, that's a sign she might realize. Still sounds kinda risky, do the pros outweigh the cons?

Very strange. I grew a lot more in the hip department than the boob department, but when you first get them they are little, and you realize your nipples are more sensitive and little lumps start. Then you gotta feel them grow, very slowly, some days they are very sore. Pretty soon you stop realizing they are growing at all until you need to get a better bra to fit (I stopped wearing them for this reason, and also because I'm small/perky enough to get away with doing so.)

I agree with this!

If you make it about protecting your money, people will want to know, we are curious creatures. Be honest, but don't make it about that. If that's all they want to talk about, they obviously are in it just for that.
Sorry about the ex as well, I'm glad you realized things weren't right before disaster!

how to kiss?

Are you ready for my 3 inchers?

What types of sexual thoughts do you have towards men you're attracted to (e.g. "I want him to fuck me" ; "I want his dick in me")? Do you tend to fantasize more romantically or in sexually explicit imagery?

thanks and many reason of why not

Not the same. Manboobs are fatty.

I feel like I need to pretend for awhile. My goal is to eventually be the person I want to be and only have nice things to say about others...

Honestly, I feel they do. It. Seems like she's more so just a bit off socially, and doesn't realize when she's being a bit much. Though she is the one who asked me out originally. To an art museum. That's a 4hr round trip away....
Ehhhh, she doesn't seem to have those tendencies

Do girls know know that we know if they aren't wearing bra?

Don't try and jump her nigga, do something like hug the next time you see one another then let you hand stay on her waist while you're talking/walking, pull her close and bump waists occasionally and gauge her reaction to see if you should do more.

And always remember to smile when you look at her girls love that shit.

OP.
I've been dealin with dome personal issues regarding my gf.

So, I'm a no-nonsense kind of guy, even with women. I don't care to play on shitty platitudes like being a nice guy with all the loaded questions. I've straight up told my girl, I think she's heavy/overweight. When she asks if her hair looks pretty I go straight into asshole mode and tell her exactly what it is. If it's bedhead, I tell her something along the lines of 'you look like you came home from a whore party' or w/e, but if it's actually nice, I'll tell her it's done OK or appropriate. Same with clothes, etc.

So tell me OP, I know this is a subjective question, but do women prefer the honest asshole, like I've been doing, or the underfoot dishonest nice guy? Because being nice never earned me anything, but being an ass has always gotten me far.

Why is it so difficult to live without expectations and be grateful for what you have?

you can destroy parts of your personality if you care hard enough, but not erase everything to be a completely new being, this is impossible.. without the right medication i suppuse *cough*

pretending to be someone you are not is still a difference compared to having the desire to become a greater intellect of your own personality.

Well I don't think a woman can know about all my assets and not be changed by it unless she too is fortunate.

Also some things I need to keep secret because I have never met a woman who could understand my situation fully. They like eating out at nice places and being treated, but they will be less happy with the full truth.
you seem rational though. Where do I meet a woman like you?

can you poo and pee at the same time? like does the stream of piss has to stop for you to push that crap out?

How do you tell if a girl is into you? I've literally never asked a girl out, every girl I've dated had to ask me out cause I was too dense to tell otherwise.

you can be truthful without being an asshole. Its called sincerity. The thing is, you can lie with sincerity too, hence the old saying...

If people think of you that way, that generally means you present yourself that way. Do you flaunt things without realizing it? See the advice I gave to If people just want to talk about certain things/only do certain things, that's all they'll do. Humans are creatures of habit. I'll let them know though.

Close your eyes, lean in, part your lips just a little, like you're sucking through a straw, and press your lips against theirs. Then, FOLLOW. THEIR. LEAD. Find a pace and way that works for you both, don't open your mouth wide if they don't, overuse the tongue if you like that and so do they! To be a good kisser, it's all about pleasing!

Give it to me, baby.

I'm a bit of a rare specimin. I think that I tend to think more sexual thoughts, but that could have to do with thyroid issues. When I masturbate, I moan the name of the guy I've been thinking of, that's generally how I realize I like someone. Things like "Fuck, look at his butt!" or "He's so hot when he smiles like that!" I also think about cutesy things, wanting to cuddle and play video games. Mostly when I think about guys I like, I think about their smile, how they sound when they say my name, and their eyes.

You are very welcome!

Fake it til you make it! If you want to better yourself, better yourself in a way that will actually change you for the better, not pretending to be the you you want to be. BECOME the you!

She wants the D.

Yes. I never wear bras, and I personally don't mind if you know. Makes me feel confident that people are thinking I'm attractive.

It depends on how they were raised, I think. If something is wrong, I'd rather be told so in a reassuring way, but told the truth none-the-less. I don't think either approach works, but if you try too hard to be one or the other, we can generally tell. Just be yourself, if being a dick feels right, do it!

Yea. I know. I'll just have to see what happens next time I see her. Which will probably be fore the meal "we're" cooking but chances are it will be mostly her

wanna be friends