Porn has ruined my life

Porn has ruined my life
I can't go a day without it and I'm constantly horny
Fml

just stop watching porn

Went 4 days without fapping, as a result of this, my laptop has been smashed to pieces beyond recognition and so has my PS4 controller been. I've also jizzed.

don't be a fucking faggot. just stop watching it. go do something else. don't be a fucking loser who sits in front of the computer stroking his dick to traps. get a god damn hobby or gf

I would but it's like an addiction at this point. I got other stuff going on but it's ALWAYSat the back of my mind.

At least it isn't crack

>thinks I'm a dude
>thinks everyone is a trap-loving degenerate like him

I'm BATMAN!

lol try smoking crack before you say that

shittiest drug there is

porn is a much worse addiction bro

I'm reading hentai as we speak

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I see you're a man of culture.

MOMMMMM SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET JUST ASSUMED MY GENDERRRRRRRR

I have never heard someone say anything like that about crack in my entire life.

>at least it isn't heroin
Better?

Why don't you find someone to fuck until you get this out of your system? You're not always going to have this libido, maybe you should appreciate it.

I like to keep it classy :)
Like drinking on a weekday before noon

There are only dudes in the internet you faggot

Wtf is up with this

Feet are pointing left but head is hanging the proper way for the "rope".

Did this person hang themselves the wrong way like a retard or what?

heroin kicks ass

crack is fiendish; you take a hit, feel intense pleasure for 30 seconds, then extreme paranoia for 5-10 minutes.

you immediately want another hit, even though it makes you so fucking paranoid. you just want more.

opiates make you feel nice, warm, and high.

i don't use either anymore, but whenever i smoked crack I would NEED to have heroin to come down from that absolutely shitty, paranoid, fucking waste of money of a high

so what?

>tits or tgfo

I want to whip my body into shapebefore i let a guy fuck me. It's just a personal choice.

But good god when the time comes I'm going to go all out like the Slut i am (on the inside)

I'm telling on you

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I would but that shit scares me no lie.
Also from what I've seen on /b some ppl have srs fucked up nipples. Makes me feelbetter about my own

It would actually help get in shape. I mean, if you are pudgy now how can you be sure you're gonna get fit all of the sudden? What if this keeps you from getting the fucking you need within a reasonable time?

Nah dude as long as I'm alive I've got time
I'm not that fat I'm your typical American but I want to lose some weight and become more confident with the way I look
Getting fucked is definitely a big reason why but it's not the only one

Grew up in the days before instant access porn. Trust me - you would be even worse off without it.

Oh god I'm sure you're right. No instant gratification and I'm ready to fly off the fucking rails

And are you sure you want to lower your libido? Right now you'd be ready to fuck with little to no foreplay, that's like dream girl material. But if you quit porn and get more "normal" you won't ALWAYS be in the mood, you'll need more foreplay and you'll be able to go without it for days, which doesn't really sound too good considering how good it makes you feel.

I've been horny for DAYS. I would do anything short of actual masturbation to get it to stop.

Like if some guy i knew was down for it I'd see where it would go. But for now I'm just gonna have to suffer

Porn is not abnormal. Bitches havin clothes on is whats abnormal. We didn't evolve that way. We evolved with naked ass and tits around us all day long.

Take back your power. Watch porns.

I agree. Fuck clothes let's all just be naked like the animals we truly are.

Anything short of actual masturbation? You don't masturbate? And if you do, do you cum and that still doesn't calm you down?

No - just the bitches.
Hairy manasses ned to stay covered up.

...i never bothered to learn how. Tried it once but never really saw the point in it.

If we are to be free we must ALL be free

No wonder you're like in heat. Anyone would be like that if you watch something that turns you on and you don't get yourself off. Maybe you should find a way to get your rocks off. Find something that really turns you on and work on your pussy.

Have you ever had an orgasm?

Btw the point of it is the explosion of stars and total relief, lol.

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