Brazil

>mfw normie in the most normie country of the world
>mfw girls from every race every ethnicity ready to be fucked
>mfw tropical weather and beaches everywhere
>mfw delicious food, overwhelming culture
>mfw catholicism and enjoy life culture everywhere
Why haven't you embraced the Brazilian Dream?

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Brazil is UMA DELICIA

Sorry I don't think macaco is uma delícia

I dont want get stabbed/robbed at every corner of any street

>I dont want get stabbed/robbed at every corner of any street
ah yes, just like the 200 million people living here everyday happy

I value both my kidneys, no thanks.

Don't speak Portuguese.
Don't wanna get stabbed.
Don't want my children to be malnourished due to annual shortages
Don't wanna live under a corrupt government.

So did the 15 million Spanish Brazilians here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Brazilians

>Don't speak Portuguese.
But you already speak Spanish chicano
>Don't wanna get stabbed.
But you sure seem eager to get shot
>Don't want my children to be malnourished due to annual shortages
Yeah, I can see that worry really everywhere in the US to the point of everyone having fat reserves
>Don't wanna live under a corrupt government.
Yes, we can truly see the US as the corrupt-free nation role model

I'm white. I would be the target #1 for any of you. I know enough stories of friends not the set a foot into brazil

Faggot the real strategy to get people to come is insist we're full.

Ah yes, no one is white here in Brazil. You will clearly stand out simply because of your skin color here in Brazil

>But you already speak Spanish chicano
I speak German
>But you sure seem eager to get shot
Always have been
>Yeah, I can see that worry really everywhere in the US to the point of everyone having fat reserves
At least here my kids will have food to eat on demand
>Yes, we can truly see the US as the corrupt-free nation role model
DESU i'd rather live in Libya 9 years ago but it didn't get fucked by us than live in Brazil.

desu

>At least here my kids will have food to eat on demand
Are you really that ignorant?

Foram aí pelo ouro, cuidado com eles.

>At least here my kids will have food to eat on demand
Yeah, it's not like we are the biggest main exporter of food in the world hahah. we starving pls gib food plox

probably. Elaborate on that question.

How come SA doesn't have problems with racial tensions like the USA?

Good question considering blacks were enslaved in both areas. Or at least somewhat.

Because my mother is a chad and had many lovers
Biological father is a manlet worked hard to be gaudily rich, somehow managed to knock up my mother but she hates him cos he's a manlet remember
Mother married some litteral faggot later who never fucked her but always tracked and persecuted me
My mother dresses like a youngster, wants to be my friend divorce my faggtron stepdad and live with me, she disaporoves all my friends and my social activities
My biological father hates me alays makes fun of me and how he's some hot shit and i'm nothing
So yeah I am supposed to go in a brown shithole, just be myself and enjoy life right, that will show them

Are you ok France?

G*rmanics confirmed for genetically racist

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Because catholicism makes people unite themselves for enjoying life and sunshine. People here actually value companionship and friendship, also every segment of society is build upon trust between people. To the point that an employer would probably choose a person he is friend/family with over a overqualified one that he has never met. Therefore people want you to befriend them and usually disregard race as a problem. What usually happens here is the fact that inequality makes life between social classes too much apart from each other, therefore usually leading to some kind of classicism and not really racism. Meanwhile protestant countries usually focus themselves on production, qualification and money. Therefore differences are optimized for a better structured society, like Asians who are smart should go to college, Whites who are leaders should be entrepreneurs, Latinos/Blacks who are usually disqualified should be low level workers. And that should be maintained for optimization and productivity, and since each race and ethnic doesn't actually meddle with each other there are racial tensions and differences leading to clash between races

Protestants suck. Honestly.

>Brazil
> More normie than Colombia or Venezuela
> Ever
> Everything you said, but on steroids
Why haven't you embraced the Gran Columbian dream, Thiago?

yo abracé el nuevo imperio latino romano :^)

Envie os desabrigados para o norte por favor ,':^)

>Because catholicism makes people unite themselves for enjoying life and sunshine.
Little boy's assholes are just part of enjoying life?

>Little boy's assholes are just part of enjoying life?
Ok atheist.

> Don't want my children to be malnourished due to annual shortages

This ain't africa mate. Pretty sure this isn't an issue in any south american cunt, not even in Venezuela. Food's plentiful everywhere you go

fuck your mom

>nytimes.com/2017/05/30/opinion/venezuela-needs-international-intervention-now.
>reuters.com/article/us-venezuela-politics-idUSKBN18U0SO
>inquisitr.com/4268035/venezuela-protests-food-shortage-riots-turn-violent-as-hungry-citizens-panic/


>""This ain't africa mate. Pretty sure this isn't an issue in any south american cunt, not even in Venezuela. Food's plentiful everywhere you go""

>tfw all of this and still KV and shut in

fuck you, god...

>food shortage means that there isn't food being produced
you are pretty stupid my friend

I prefer young fertile women

No shit that food is still being produced but why are there shortages, assuming you're correct, if food is being produced?

I thought majority of burger settlers were Catholic as well

The Irish, but they were a minority in the Massachusetts colony.

because people/black market hoard them for profit since the government is creating a monopoly for everything including food supply chains for the population. The ones that have problems with food shortages are those that don't have enough money to buy from the black market or simply weren't able to get food from the government

>Protestants and Orthodox Christians don't have child molesting kiddie rings as part of their religion
>Catholicism does
Papists, not even once.

soulds like hell desu

but i like brazil and SA just not for this, obviosly i will probably never visit it

>not knowing about the Catholic colony
lel

WTF why is pope eating this cooked man

Isn't Russia a frozen version of Brazil?

erm, no

I know of some russians living here and they're anti-social as hell, or maybe they're just shy, who knows

Only in size, but even then Russia is twice as large as Brazil

I want to live in Brasil.
I want to be a Jiu Jiteiro.
I want to eat delicious bowls of acai.
I want to dance with pretty novinhas.

>>mfw catholicism and enjoy life culture everywhere

>Brazil
>Catholic

Don't insult Catholicism pls

I have actually. I'm coming next month for a holiday.

all that is cool but then you knock up a bitch and youre fucked

Not the original ones at least. It was with the advent of the Irish and Italians arriving that America got its first major wave of Catholic immigration.

Do I have to eat sopa de macaco?

>french
>religion
hahhaa haha hahaha

They have some faithful Portuguese immigrants.

I am focusing on learning Spanish first it's easier, will be going to the Hispanic countries first

Brazil is cool though, hopefully I can learn Portuguese quickly when I am fluent in Spanish

don't wanna discourage you but it's virtually impossible for anglos to become fluent at any other languages.

estoy triste :(

>mfw girls from every race every ethnicity ready to be fucked
>mfw catholicism and enjoy life culture everywhere
If you were actually catholics instead of faggot LARPers you would notice a contradiction here

Didn't experience any of this in Rio. There were packs of kids looking to rob tourists at the beaches though.

>To the point that an employer would probably choose a person he is friend/family with over a overqualified one that he has never met

No wonder your economy's in the shitter

uhm no? Do you even know what catholicism is about?
Who cares about economy when you can live well lol

absolutelly hate brazilian posters ngl especially this particular one

DESU Rio was absolutely based, but I don't know whether I could live there. The language barrier is a bit of an issue.

It's a place I'd love to keep visiting for the rest of my life though. Latinos have the GOAT work/life balance. Thoughts on Florianopolis?

Floripa is pretty GOAT for nature and beaches. It is the Surf capital of Brazil. The city basically urbanized due to Surfing in the 80s. Infrastructure wise is pretty bad, but nature and tourist wise is one of the most nice capitals of Brazil. Also it got a pretty distinct culture just like the South in General

I would get very sunburned.

>get in a favela
>get shot
Actually i love Brazil, wouldn't mind moving there :-)

I'm Brazilian and I have as terrible and lonely a life as any one of you guys. Being foreign will help you get laid, girls like to brag about having slept with grongos, but really, if you're a neet in your country, you're gonna be a neet here.

*gringos

Você não odeia inglês? Eu ouvi, eu são Inglês

>Você não odeia os ingleses? Eu ouvi, eu sou Inglês
Não odeio não :D Se não fosse pelos ingleses nunca existiria futebol aqui
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_William_Miller
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Brazilians

>Don't wanna live under a corrupt government.
Not so fast fella

I dont want to mingle with Monkeys.

Well your compatriots already did that

>be a member of the Richthofen family
>come to Brazil
>watch your white daughter get involved with black bandits
>wait for her to kill you and your wife
>stay in the sky watching your daughter get arrested, getting involved with a lesbian in jail, meanwhile your son develops psychotic attacks
>throw the family name in the mud
>conclude that it was a bad idea to come here
Brazil is the land of possibilities, everything is possible. Also, last week the boy invaded a house at the behest of the Emperor.

Obrigado amigo
Vai fazer uma visita

Do German families always behave like this?

This You'll always struggle with genders, and have a thick accent but people will understand you and you get extra points for trying
Also you can communicate with BRs without issues in portuñhol

>Vou fazer uma visita
:)

>Don't wanna live under a corrupt government.

Have you read Houellebecq?

Such a sad story.

Really shows how and why Brazil is such a shit country that stars on BestGore even above Mexico.

Seriously, I can only wish that one day you will get a Hitler, Putin or Duterte who is cleaning up your shit country and your shit race.

>cleaning up your shit country and your shit race
>and your shit race
I know a German woman who is very good at it.

>nytimes
>reuters
>inquisitr
wew lad you sure taught me!

>he unironically believes venezuela propaganda

I dont feel insulted by that, because I hate her too.

Man, if I wasnt such a nice guy, I would wish you to be led by Merkel - and not to be bestowed by good guys like Hitler.

>mfw normie in the most normie country of the world
>Brazil
It's one of the most fucked up places in the world. Kill to be killed is in Brazilians' genes.

t. think brazil is liveleak

t. edgelord
>hitler
>good

Because raw pig gives you trichinosis

Because I'm socially retarded, I don't think I would make it abroad

>Why haven't you embraced the Brazilian Dream?
I'm trying I'm a Brazilaboo mate
although your food is kind of shit honestly
I'm learning Portuguese now
Hoping your economy changes up like i dislike the strong protectionism

If i had the money i'd move there sooner than later
work visas are hard to come by and investment is expensive and not very lucrative in such a low competition economy

Brs are not starving mate

it makes me think of old school Miami

lol fucking how?

they are just Russian
I think only gay Russians would enjoy Brazil

same
Acai is fucking great

many people become more outgoing in a different language

HAVE YOU BEEN TO BAÍA, DONAL????

>what is Maryland

There are socially retarded girls in here too

Post more BR bums pls ty

t. edgelord
>merkel
>bad

Must be nice to grow up in a highly sexual society.

not when you're ugly/below average, believe me