When you get friend zoned

>When you get friend zoned
>When your buddy is smashing her
>When ur a Bears fan

Is that true?

>tfw you get saged and reported

not sports

>not smashing your friend in a Bears jersey

Its like you are fucking her tbqh. Win/win right there.

I am a bears fan and yes

>friend smashing a girl you are trying to get with
>"friend"

just fuck your buddy, its like indirectly fucking her

you're already a fag for liking the burrs

I would probably kill them both if that happened to me

your buddy know you have a hard on for this girl?

>when your girl is fucking someone else and gets pregnant
>tfw deleted my pics by accident

is the friend zone really a thing? why would you stay friends with her after?

just bee urself tiny lad (ladinho0

this desu

orbiters deserve everything they get

please teach us ameriGOD

No
I hope not

>when you find a personal trainer who will help you out
>when he says you're cute and compares your looks to martin garrix
>when you realize he's only helping you to get in your pants

Should I just kill myself?

London?

post feminine dick my pink friend

>having friends

>having anyone

tondeee eeee ikuuuu

the idea of the "friend zone" is a laughable notion put forth by scrubs who can't get women and subsequently perceive them as prizes

sad, really

ugugu XD

Wait you sound like you value them as prizes too

Just watch rugby mate.
The bitches will come automatically.

>When ur a Bears fan

>gets with a girl when we were both drunk
>i like her a lot and want to hang out, maybe do something else
>she ignores me

atleast my team will win a title this weekend

kek get fucked monkey

rereading my post, you're right, it does sound like that

oh well, at least i get laid!

i have no friends left, my father died, my job is a dead-end, i havent even touched a girl in like 10 years, i am fat, weird, ugly, and unlikeable. i have no reason to continue living and yet i do, probably only because i am afraid of pain. i am a useless faggot

boi if u don't

that's a fallacy. no one has a "reason" to continue living, we don't make a conscious choice to live each day