When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities . It was over before it even began.
Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.
When I was 15 I was playing games and watching porn and fucking my girlfriend until I was 18 and played WR for the football team and got all As and got into a good college and fucked a lot of girls while in college and playing college football so fuck off OP you do nothing faggot
John Price
Yay ! Euthanasia for the imperfect
Michael Evans
Daily reminder that the popular guys and girls peak in high school and are irrelevant 99% of the time after high school.
Adrian Morris
You can keep posting this thread if you want, but I just made a mil off of crypto. Enjoy your younger life. I'll be enjoying my older life.
Camden Martin
This may be hard for you to hear, but this image was proved to be fake ages ago. All of those "sources" have been long proved to be complete bullshit. Try looking them up yourself before spreading this shit.
David Barnes
or you know become the ultra normies with perfect lives, perfect houses, and perfect families
Meanwhile the rest of us grind to get by and have uncertain bleak futures
Jaxson Bailey
idk man I feel like life would get a bit dull and empty. Years of introspection, being alone, and observing as an outsider can help you find something worth grinding for. Something more genuine.
All sense of novelty disappears from your life when you start relying of materialistic shit.
David Brooks
you can TRY to tell that to the crowd here but it really takes beyond older then 30 to truly understand it. you can scoff as a 20-something and actually, i'd bet to mid-30s people still lament missing out on it but then you realize that the minds of the "winners" in high school were tiny and they were very primitive little idiots and all your solitary masturbation was ultimately more satisfying than any mutual sex they had. most sex is pretty irritating and a lot of it is just gross and lame.
Haha. I'll be sure to pass this along to all the former high school jocks who work on fixing my house and cars. Hopefully it will help brighten their day.
Brandon Reed
Then the jock end up working at a mattress store lul
John Wright
When I was 15 I got asked out by a shy disabled girl.
Well no, most are wage cucks in ultra ordinary everyday life jobs earning barely enough to go out once a week to a restaurant. They don't live in HOUSES but apartments, barely functional """families""" because they've both matured enough to a point where they realize their difference.
Meanwhile that weird kid that was good in maths or in languages makes bank while traveling the world and can afford shit you can't imagine.
Mad?
>t, diplomatic interpreter making 200,000euros / year. Oh how i'm jealous of all the sex that you had.
Dylan Lee
Nobody really gives a fuck you know ?
Life isn't all about having sex, but obviously you're probably an hopeless virgin that thinks otherwise
Grayson Clark
>who work on fixing my house and cars.
I wouldn't knock it. Trades pay better than most 5 year programs.
Jack Jackson
>Trades pay better than most 5 year programs. hahahahahahha
Brandon Richardson
It wont be you either, nerd.
Jonathan Reyes
So faggots like you replies to these threads every day. Holy shit this is like the most effective bait on Sup Forums right now. Fuck you virgins for replying and OP for posting this fucking cancer.
Anthony Hughes
Holy fuck. >judging women to be permiscous at 4 to 10 parter I've had sex with 60 women in 6 years. I'm off the fucking charts.
I can't even fucking read most of that pic though.
Luke Brown
>Time to man up and become a provider definitely never going to do this
Grayson Brooks
Accept your life
Angel Powell
> Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Cooper Robinson
>Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Oh, is THAT what all the books are written about?
Charles White
Fortysomethingfag here.
I think you're right, user.
Angel Morris
wealthy with no wife or children? ok i accept
Isaiah Reed
Jesus Christ OP, how fucking gay can you get? You could literally be swimming in a pool filled with cum from all races and it wouldn't make you gayer than this fucking post. Yes OP, everything you described is you, if that's how you think things are then that is entirely what you are, a faggot loser destined for mediocrity.
Easton Cruz
My life is pretty great overall so I don't mind it not being exactly as you described Thank the lord I am happy
Grayson Flores
bump
James Brown
Daily reminder:
When you were 15, fucking Mandy´s and Shenaquas and playing testosterone circlejerk games everyday, ADVANCED males your age were already reading books without funny animal pictures in it. Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed too MEATHEADED to participate in such intellectual activities . It was over before it even began.
Life is all about PROGRESS and being able to change, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home,( yes she lives on a meadow). Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about if you live inside the disney channel
Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars being sodomized by insects while it slowly dawns on you that sex with a condom will feel like fucking a fart underwater. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game talking shit about you with her friends. Having a huge group of jock friends who make personal progress impossible seeing how you have to constantly manage to keep in goods with them. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at the game. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to life.
THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU THANK YOUR LUCKY FUCKING STARTS
Adam Taylor
I saw this copy pasta a week ago oxygen hogger
Joshua Allen
>cool, a generically handsome jock Being born that way is like playing life in easy mode. Real men have to work hard to acomplish things in life. The important thing in life is the strife, if you have had everything when you were young you won't have the strenght nor the will to fight tomorrow.
It has more merit to achieve something being born weak, ugly, and unpopular.
Noah Scott
Takes 2 to tango
Henry Fisher
That's why fat pieces of shit like you spend all their all their time sitting on their ass and playing videogames?
Leo Evans
yet another Katelyn Valpo thread
Jackson Bell
When did I say I was fat faggot? I said born ugly and weak. And because that i've has more the reason to train and stay fit.
Jason Flores
>ugly and weak Kill yourself
Zachary Wood
No thanks, faggot
Jack Gonzalez
>yfw I had that and life is still shit because inadequately prepared for REAL life Yeah, "chan life" knows more than just NEETs fag.
Mason Bailey
This image is prime bait. My best friend and I DP'd a ho and he was a short fatty cock. Just one of those things you can't help but have in memory when sharing a chick.
Jose Wilson
My GF and I were having sex regularly by 14. When I turned 16, I broke up with her, and my new GF and I fucked constantly as well.
I had sex probably as many days as I went to school in my teenage years, and Im not an alpha or a chad. I might be an omega tho, or whichever one the lone wolf thing is
Jaxson Roberts
When I was 15, I was watching porn, playing video games, had lots of friends AND was having sex.
Jace Foster
this shit again, fuckk of dude
Julian Wilson
But that's your story mr. OP... you are loser :)
Wyatt Murphy
did you go out with her?
Jacob Nguyen
>tfw a jock is so pathetic that he has to keep making this thread to make his small dick feel better
Gavin Powell
>thinks people give a fuck about when they were 15
underage faggot if there ever was one.
Anthony Foster
Jokes on you, I was handsome, popular AND a huge nerd in highschool. Went anywhere I want during school. Even fucked around places like the darkroom in art class, and the auditorium. Highschool was fun, should have continued going to college but then I got high xD graduated with a 4.0 and extracurriculars btw. Suck my dick broken ass American school system fcat is a joke lmayo
Alexander Perez
When you were 15? Wtf is wrong with you, is this an autism/cringe thread.
Who care what you did with 15 when u lived with momey, dont got money and you were a child. Lol
Nathaniel Edwards
holy shit, that was extra pathetic
Carter Gomez
someone is lost in the past cause he has no future? Some sort of desperate attempt to stay cool cause you are having a mid life crisis? You are trying to date younger girls again but the magic is dead? you find it hard to move on in life?
The cure is, stay there, in highschool. Take the magic van of the past to a new level! And begin a skip school club where everyone can join and have underage sex, but you have to marry first. You can be the tutor, and teach everyone how to choose their wife, only a commitment to sex, and always free to divorce, but no cheating allowed. Cheaters without divorcing first get banned from the club. Also collect all the sperm and drink it. It will make you young again. Like austin powers.
Daniel Thomas
no one gives a fuck? literally, no one gives a fuck.
Ian Adams
why did you say the same thing twice lol, the second part is essentially the same as the third
