Star Wars VIII: "Nuke" Skywalker revealed

Ladies and gentlemen of the Television & Film board, let me introduce you to Christopher Kardos aka.

NUKE SKYWALKER

>www.imdb.com/title/tt2527336/fullcredits

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>>www.imdb.com/title/tt2527336/fullcredits

Its real....w...t...f

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This can't be happening!

...... fucking what

why did you bother putting it in quotes, people thought the other names were placeholders and they weren't.

Disney is just fucking shitty at character names.

Nuke, Nuke fucking skywalker.

It's a robot dog he's doing the voice for

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It's fucking Joruus C'boath all over again

Did they let lucas name the characters? It's like darth icky all over again

Who the fuck names their kid "Nuke"?

No except the Luuke Luuuke thing was a joke/clone thing with Zahn fucking around.

It was an EU book no less, not a major fucking movie thats actually canon. Its also not going to be a shot for shot remake of Empire either.

These fucking people.

>Admiral Ackbar
Why though?

It's time to kick bubblegun and chew ass.

Pretty sure most Star Wars names are hokey as shit but you're just really used to it.

>this disney falseflagging

WATCH IT CARBONITE

Starwars has a way of making names that even if weird tend to fit and when they dont, it sticks out.

Nuke Skywalker.

>Nuke Skywalker

Is he Punished Luke then?

>a FUCKING WHITE MALE
He's going to be evil, right?

No idea what you're talking about pal'.

Miss me yet?

What's next? Nuuke Skywalker?

I think I'm done with this now.

Even if you aren't theres the ebin geroge lucas is bad for star wars meme that disney is still pushing to get people to watch shit like tfa and eat it up

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>NUKE SKYWALKER
>NUKE

Well I suppose its hard to copy Empire without coming up with a new Luke name, so Nuke=Luke rofl

>people laughed at Lucas

Lucas is shit. Deal with it

I'm in charge here!

>they thought lucas is bad

>Nuke Skywalker

Yes

>No no, I said nuke the Skywalker!

>Nuke Skywalker
Star Wars is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.

Why not name him Lucas Skywalker as an homage to George? That's better than fucking Nuke.

HOLY FUCKING KEK

So, who is he? Luke's son? Brother?

>But IMDB has been a joke site as far as upcoming movie info essentially as long as the site has existed...

>NO ONE CARES Sup Forums IS FOR MEMES
>FORCED MEME
>FORCED MEME
>FORCED MEME
>STAR WARS THREAD SPAMMING
>FORCED MEME
>FLOOD BOARD WITH SW THREADS
>WHAT DID NUKE MEAN BY THIS?
>FORCED MEME
>IMAGINE BEING NUKE IN THIS SCENE?

etc. etc.

>It's EA, ME 3 all over again

>We have Luke Skywalker
>Ok let's do some pottery
>What about if we use another letter like 2001 did with IBM and HAL?
>Great, work on that
>Looks like "Muke Skylwalker"
>Nah, try again
>"Nuke Skywalker"
>Perfect

found the disney shill. the force awakens was shittier than anything George ever did

>Occupation: Actor, Screenwriter, Singer and Voice Artist
He's actually a pretty cool guy.

Star Wars has a tendency to cast unknowns so this doesn't surprise me

Considering that Luke's severed hand got so much attention towards TFA's release, he could be a clone who was cloned from Luke's hand.

You act like corny names aren't Star Wars
>Wedge
>Biggs
>Dak
>Porkins

>Like 2001 did with IBM and HAL
>change one (1) letter
You're pushing it bub, the disney folks dont even watch kino like 2001

Those are fucking fine

The example here would be
Ledge Antilles
Niggs
Pak
Forkins

for me it wasn't shittier it was just boring I feel like nothing happened I forgot about it in like a week

the prequels may have had a lot of cheesy moments but they were memorable

Disney could have just gone with the actors last name

>Kardos Skywalker
Considering he is probably some guy who was separated from Luke and raised by other Alien parents it makes sense for him to have a strange name BUT Nuke is just pathetic

It's shittier trust me, daisy ridley is the shit on top. Christ sakes its a new hope remake just for the hell of it

Kardos Skywalker actually sounds pretty badass.

is TFA worse than

starwars holiday special
ewoks caravan of courage
ewoks battle of endor.

At least they are keeping up with great character names like sleazebaggano the drug dealer,

I..actually like that, and holy shit it took all of five minutes for someone to find a better name than Nuke fucking Skywalker.

how are they so bad at naming shit. They're a media company.

>Snoke
>Kanjiklub
>Nuke Skywalker
JFC, Disney...

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>no, Nuke, I am your father.

they didn't name shit yet you dumb nigger, it's imdb

nice to see they're finally doing Marvel - Star Wars crossovers

Darth Xader when?

STANDING
ON THE EDGE

>said the asshole as if it was a placeholder name

Just like Rey, right?

Nope. Never will.

OF THE CRATER
AND THE ASHES
ARE ALL COLD NOW

it could be a placeholder name, the point is it isn't confirmed you dingus.

Have you seen the other names they've used?

You guys remember before Advent Children came out, and for like two years the only listed casting credit on IMDB was Eminem as Mr. Coates?

News flash, retards: Anyone can edit IMDB.

>Not Zardoz Skywalker

Luke, cuz it rhymes, like pottery

this happened with Rey though

>We need another Skywalker
>Yeah that'd be the bomb
>Nah it'd be totally nuke lol!
>Say that again
>"Nuke"
>Yes it is
>Guys, I got it
>Are you ready?

Eminem starring as Rey?

are you this fucking bad at logic. i hope you never get called to jury duty

>trying this badly to defend disney's shitty creative practices

it would be like fucking twelve angry men

'of course he's guilty! people have been guilty before!'

>Luuuke Skywalker

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Luuuke_Skywalker

FUCK, happening!

>Einstein invented the nuke
Kike magic.

that's a pretty good thing to go by, people judge other people by their previous actions all the time.

which is why they don't allow previous crimes to be highlighted in trials unless its relevant to the case.

He needs more cowbell

If voice cast character = Good Guy
If acting only = Bad Guy, Son of Luke, who is Rei's Half Brother

Oh Snap

>Thrawn's first clone of Luke, Luuke Skywalker, retired after serving Thrawn since the original's death. Luuke was replaced summarily with Luuuke, who inherited duties as the Grand Master of the New Jedi Order and a significant political persona. Luuuke would go on to assemble a Clone Army comprised of the copies whom Thrawn had made over the decades. Working with another clone, Streeen, Luuuke devised a time machine that he used to attack the galaxy during the Clone Wars.

kek wat

underrated

>Three TV holiday specials from the 70's/early 80's Lucas had little to no creative control over
>$200 million+marketing blockbuster movie event with the biggest marketing push in history

TFA was worse.

This reminds me of the Duncan Idaho clones from Frank Herbert's Dune

There's this fagposter who likes "pretty" frames.

TFA was way worse. A shot for shot remake that turned out to be a soulless, bland factory produced garbage that should have been an easy win.

>that's a pretty good thing to go by, people judge other people by their previous actions all the time.

not when it's the sole piece of evidence. usually it just counts for evidence of mens rea

the story in the holiday special blows nu hope 2.0 away.

We need Darth Icky and Darth Insanius

Do you think the normies will hate this? That's what matters.

They'll think it's retarded.

Which is still half, just because you don't have actus reus doesn't mean they're not part of the process which is my point.

So he can yell "It's a trap!" at some point in the movie to REALLY drive home that yes, you are indeed watching a Star Wars movie.
Ackbar is in the movie LITERALLY because of, and for, memes.

So let me guess, Nuke hates Luke because whatever and avoids anything Jedi related, only for him to realize his potential as a Force user in the third act and save the day.

Does Disney think Star Wars is fucking marvel?

i'm comparing it to a scenario in which it's the only argument. imdb can be edited by the public and there is a high likelihood that it was in any given instance. just because it's POSSIBLE that this is true doesn't mean it is.

mmm, okay that actually makes sense.

This is going to be part of some reenactment/play of the OT that Rey and Luke watch while posing as father and daughter to infiltrate the spice-smuggling ring, right?

please tell its an edit of fake name

you guys are stupid if you think this is real