Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Trump standing there
Wat do?

Tell him to get back in his car and leave!

> push onto bed
> take a Drumpf on his chest

I live alone and own my house. I have the only keys. The only way he could be in my room was if he committed or ordered someone to break and enter my house. Either way he is here unlawfully and per the Castle doctrine laws in my state I have the right to respond with deadly force, even if he doesn't have a weapon.

Turn 360 and walk away

Offer him a ride home as he is apparently lost. Drive to desert. Drive back alone.

Tell him to go back to the 3rd world shithole he came from.

>lock door
>unzip pants
>push him to bed
>kiss him
>start undressing him
>ties his arms and legs behind him with American flag
>teases him with the flag pole
>without warning, fuck him with the flag pole
>start slow off
>if he makes too much noise, gag him with my cumsock
>after he nuts from the flag pole fuck, fuck him personally
>mid nut
>"MAGA LIBTARDS RESIGNED"

Suck his dick in appreciation for making America great again....lol jk.
Probably call the hospital and tell them one of their Alzheimers patients escaped.

hahahahaha u idiot

>Gotta keep trump relevant by spamming Sup Forums with shitty threads.
Gtfo and keep it on the containment board

my hero

well

newfag detected

get out summerfag

>greet him with a firm hadshake
>thank him for his excellent performance as president so far
>thank him for how good the economy is doing
>thank him for fighting chain migration
>ask him for some business advice
>shake his hand and thank him for his time
>lead him out of my room and back to his limo
>close the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Call the cops and have him arrested.
I don't care if he is the POTUS, he's not above the law. It's STILL Breaking and Entering.

yum

Ask if he can give me a small loan of a million dollars.

Tell him to do something with niggers and jews

Have a cold glass of "republicans are brain dead retards" with him before he takes me in his arms and jetpacks us out the window to his golden Manhattan apartment.

rape him

Smoke some nice bud and have beers with him host a chill with Donald thread on Sup Forums.