When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities . It was over before it even began.
Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.
THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU ITS OVER
Carson Roberts
having sex is the pinnacle of human achievement: the thread
putting your fuckstick into a moist baby canal is the super coolest thing anyone could ever do
if you didnt do that at a very young age you are somehow not worthy of whatever reward that bestows
Christian Morales
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Jonathan Perry
if sex is the only purpose in life, then niggers must really be the most intelligent species. #wokenow
Colton Allen
Get fucked faggot
Hudson Sanchez
Thanks for the reminder user The virgins should know their place on this earth
Elijah Brooks
Shit bait. See this thread half the time.
Nathan Lewis
Even pro jocks..... "According to a 2009 Sports Illustrated article, 78% of National Football League (NFL) players are either bankrupt or are under financial stress within two years of retirement and an estimated 60% of National Basketball Association players go bankrupt within five years after leaving their sport."
Jackson Cox
Bait
Cooper Howard
Daily reminder:
While you were posting some stupid shit on Sup Forums, unautistic people were doing something with theri lives.
Bentley Moore
I wonder how long you're going to post this bait.
Hudson Fisher
Honestly if you're not fucking a bitch ever second of every day you would probably kill yourself
Austin Cruz
Hell even other autists are being more productive than most "people" here
Alexander Torres
yeah, it would've been nice to have more sex at a younger age, but it has nothing to do with football or being attractive. I had a friend that popped dozens of cherries and he was a greasy little goth kid that dropped out in junior high
Brayden Bennett
Thats fine by me. Had more then enough pussy later on.
Lul would change almost every bitch to get back the years in which I had no other Problems in my life then beating the next fucking Raidboss with my guild.
Also Virgins fucking suck(and not in a good way) they are a waste of time. No experience or skill.
Wyatt Rivera
/thread
Liam Morris
What's with this copy pasta? I was having sex at 15 and I'm not an attractive male nor ever have been.
Sebastian White
Must be nice to actually have a prime in your life.
Blake Powell
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Christopher Taylor
Average looking guy here. Ditto.
Sebastian Thomas
>implying theirs only one social group in high school that gets laid Mate have you ever watched American Pie?
Ryder Young
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?
Blake Ramirez
Daily reminder that your constant shitposting puts you squarely in the “didn’t/doesn’t get pussy” category
John Baker
> muh glory days It just makes choking down ramen noodles and juice made from powder that much tougher.
Ian Moore
I get it. The whole point of this thread is to troll. Have seen it posted here several times. But here's the reality of things. Everyone I knew back in highschool that was a jock is now broke and working a low level job. (Mechanic, construction, farmer, etc.) Also the majority of them let their body go and are now overweight, divorced, or stuck in a marriage that they hate.
I had tons of sex during hs and all sorts of crazy shit, but I focused more on my future. I now own a successful company and got bitches throwing themselves at me all the time.
So while in the moment when you are young, naive, and stuck in hs, it may seem that jocks are winning.. Focus on doing you new fags, and you will win.
Ayden Edwards
This
Elijah Reed
>Time to man up and become a provider.
Implying I can find anyone to provide for. Jokes on you fucko!
Christian Watson
I have to agree with this.. a friend of mine who I have known since jr high is kinda fat and is the nerd/geek type who sits at home and collects government checks and spends it all on movies/video games,comic book and action figures/collectables but yet he has had chicks falling all over him for as long as I've known him and I get how
Robert Edwards
and they got her pregnant and raped in courts no thank you!
Jeremiah Sullivan
I'm not even average. I'm in my 30's now and haven't had sex since I was 15. Popped a nut off one time. Big fucking deal.
Josiah Wilson
Yes... But then at 16 I lost my virginity. I'm 31 in 3 weeks and I've now slept with around 100 females (stopped counting at 75 about 10 years ago), and 1 male. So yeah... I don't care that I wasn't getting laid at 15, I was getting laid fucking tonnes for the next 16 years.
Ryan Howard
Compared to choking it down the entire time and watch other guys have successful careers, starting families, and partying like crazy for a few years? Get real.
Cameron Ramirez
>Be in HS, nerd/ loser >Only have friends that are into vidya, virgin, made fun of by jocks > Still intelligent enough though, in AP classes, make good grades >Get into good uni, still a loser there but at least I could be in groups with other nerds and the jocks (now frat bros) didn't bother us. >Frat bros/ jocks begin dropping out from partying/ drugs/ just not giving a fuck. Me and nerd friends continue to make good grades >Frat bros/ jocks end up going to technical college and marrying with kids at 22 >Me and nerd friends go on to get post graduate education. Me personally, I attain a J.D. >Continue studying hard, making law review, passing the bar, clerking for a prominent fed. judge >Frat bros/ jocks are working construction, getting addicted to meth/ heroin >Land my first job making 6 figure salary >Start using my new found income. Dress nicer, buy a nice car, my own home. >Suddenly my looks and social anxiety aren't as big of an impediment as they were. Women my age care less about looks and being "cool" >Meet a 10/10 asian qt who is a doctor >Married now, living comfortably in a nice home and traveling the world on our time off. >Check on FB at the frat bros/ jocks. Most of them are in prison or drug addicts. A few were successful, but for the most part they are the "losers" now. >Sit back, and laugh at the realization that it was all a marathon and not a sprint.
Yea, I missed out on young love and I have painful memories of HS. But for all you losers/ nerds/ virgins out there, if you are determined and put in hard work, money can get you fucking anything. ANYTHING.
Caleb Bailey
> was a nerd > am a 35 year old nerd now > mortgage is paid > having underlings working for me now Ran into a douchebag jock I knew from highschool. His pants had drywall mud on them. > feels good That's real.
Joshua Brooks
He's still doing better than you. He probably gets laid every night with different girl and has a lot of cool friends to hang around with.
Jonathan Long
that drywall attracts women. you're just a 35 year old nerd.
Aiden Ramirez
Thanks OP. Your post reminded me why I fucking hated normals in HS. They were nothing more than Animals. Predictable animals. Never was the chad/alpha type but the actuall school chads were on my cock most the time because their normie brains couldn't possibly figure out that i was edgily playing them. The joy of moving normies around on a chess plate was the thing that brought me trough most of academia.
Jacob Morgan
Damn how much fail can a guy be, females nowadays are jumping on anyone's dick just to suck on it just for fun nowadays, how can a person be 30 and still a virgin in 2018? I'm not the best looking guy and by far and have a smaller dick than normal but even I can find a female to bone for the night.
Parker Collins
not sure what kind of skanks you know that are turned on by dirty low level labourers. Most women prefer financial stability and a guy with disposable income.
Logan Ross
We're alive at random in this chaotic mess of an existence.
What life is about is whatever you deem life is about.
William Diaz
Can money get me a 13-14 year old blonde volleyball girls virginity?
Mason Bennett
> 13 y/o yup. $50 in Indonesia should do it.
Jack Barnes
Ofc if you have enough money to buy a gun, duct tape and a rope.
Thomas Lewis
Tricks on you, I still have sex with 15 yr old girls
Isaac Garcia
It's not that they are turned on directly by their profession, but more about the type of person they are. They usually carry with them that extroverted, comfortable, normie feel if you will.
Charles Sanchez
When I was 15 I had just moved to a new school and I was an outcast for being a redneck. The school was ultra-liberal and filled with gays and feminists. I got a gf but she was a feminist so we broke up. I'm in my mid 20's now and I'm chatting up a 17 year old christian virgin lmao kill yourself OP your defeatist attitude is a crock of shit. People who get married in highschool at the same age don't raise their kids right, they break up with each other and end up in dive bars bragging about their golden years. I'm going to have a big healthy family, I didn't miss out on shit, I avoided a series of life destroying relationshits.
Jaxson Baker
It's not about getting married. It's all about fucking a lot of girls before you're 18.
Henry Cook
You sound rather bitter.
Juan Harris
>asian. Fucking gross.
Brayden Brown
>23 years ago I'm over it. Way over it.
Jaxson Phillips
> was bitter, 15 - 20 years ago > now kinda smug about it Short term drawbacks, for long term payoffs. You're probably too young to even realize that High school doesn't mean that much in the long run. Good try though.
Ayden Powell
I don't understand who or why people post these threads. On Sup Forums no less, like who are you talking to exactly?
Grayson Garcia
>marrying Chad's sloppy seconds
Evan Sullivan
reposted almost daily. get new pasta
Jaxon Rodriguez
> 38, virgin and still bitter about high school and missed opportunities beat that
Joseph Davis
Lol Chad's sloppy seconds tend to go down with him.
Mason Edwards
rent a hooker
Isaiah Garcia
I love that you don't mention any kind of girlfriend or wife.
The hilarious thing is that he's definitely making more than you as well.
Robert Martin
High school is the only highlight in a jocks life lmao
Jeremiah Evans
quick reminder when I was 15 I was sucking off chads dad after school while he was in rugby club
Ryan Hall
Daily reminder:
So did you
Ayden Sanchez
I don't want more bitterness because i'd be a failure with her as well
Lincoln Roberts
user, if you don't think that every attractive women over the age of ~22 has had sex with a Chad at some point in their life then you are painfully naive. And no, smarts/brains don't factor into it. Just like how CEOs, lawyers and bankers fuck the trashiest girls available because they're hot, so too do attractive female doctors and engineers fuck male models and bikers - because they're hot
Samuel Morgan
>ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex Yes >you were deemed UNFIT to participate So? What's the loss here? Why lament not participating in a game you would never be admitted to in the first place? >THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU >ITS OVER Ok
Cameron Collins
I was never ajok nut i did het 15 year old pussy under the stars though being 17 at the time. Tried every major drug except for heroin and chrystal meth been partying every weekend for years now slowly settling down more. Having a place on the university I always wanted to go to, meditating daily always cooking fresh lost 4 kg weight because of my new workout routine. Life is quite well. your b8 doesnt phase me cunt.
Jack Scott
"it's about being a directionless degenerate"
Brayden Martin
yeah, sometimes that happens the first few times
but practice makes perfect
Christian Campbell
Pople who still talk about highschool are retarded people that peaked in highschool
Adam Jones
ok op what am I supposed to do now? inb4 kill urself xDDDDDD
Kevin Sullivan
THIS. you hit nail on the head. Jocks relive highschool glory days cuz that's all they got. When you're doing things with your life, you don't give a fuck about the past, especially not high school.
James Ward
I've fucked milfs that do kegels with tighter and better pussys than the girls I was banging at 13.
Thomas Cook
Thats because your dick grew when puberty finished you fucking retard
Colton Adams
lol. if you think that's all there is to life. Then good luck bro.
Brandon Long
>mfw this is what post-modern faggots believe
Lincoln Flores
You didn't have pubes and a big dick at 13? Sorry.
But seriously if you actually think teens have the tightest pussys you might just be a pedo. Try short chicks, fit chicks/yoga types, skinny ones. You could probably use the experience lol.
Justin Perry
I'm deathly scared that I peaked in uni. It's a weird sadness
Oliver Howard
teen sex is like this: the meat is young. but she doesn't know everything about her body. she might even have a bad hygene in some areas. she will be dumb and naive. you would pretend it doesn't matter. but she will end up in the bed of another man. she only cares about herself and her feelings. if she feels it's ok, she will bang any friend of yours.
be aware that women get better after 30. until then every women will have lived thru what we had to live thru. then you will treat her like the shit she is and she will say thank you master.
Kevin Baker
>be 29 yo male >get married >best sex i ever fucking had
my teenage years if sex were akward and inexperienced. much happier now.
Robert Perry
i still live with my mother, don't have a vehicle, she's a hoarder so I'm not bringing anybody over let alone a girl, I'm a mental defeatist. I spent my entire life on a computer. No job, never had one, AKA poor.
There's a few ways/reasons.
Gabriel Brown
Was QB1 sophomore - senior year. Only had two gfs in hs
Noah Roberts
Because they're all fucking meathead niggers who don't know how to manage their money when they don't have it on tap anymore
Blake Mitchell
The very strange thing about this is you're acting like you won if those guys went bankrupt. Generally if they're not an athlete anymore and are broke then it means they're probably on government assistance for medical care and unemployment. That's your tax dollars. You're working to pay for them. How did you get any long term pay offs? They were probably in a higher tax bracket before they went bankrupt and were paying more taxes then you. Now you got one less tax payer above you meaning taxes go up and you're paying more. What's more is you're paying specifically for them on top of it.
Robert Hall
I mean moist baby canals do feel pretty great for your fuckstick
Nathan Price
>believing the if you were popular in hs, you'll be shit at life meme This isn't the movies
Jaxon Martin
When I was 15 I was fucking attractive chicks. And I'm no jock. I wasn't even popular. So fuck outta here with your gay shit.
Nolan Jackson
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Gabriel Ortiz
Get a job buy a car
Levi Jackson
those people were having shallow, meaningless relationships, peaked in high school, and spend their lives depressed, thinking back about their "glory days" when they were 16. fuck. that.
Justin Roberts
the fuck? I never said that. I'm simply sharing my own experience. Being popular in hs has no bearing on future success. I graudated 14 years ago bro, so I have the advantage of being able to see how all those people ended up. The majority of people in my class that were jocks haven't amounted to shit. That's all I'm saying.
Nicholas Scott
LOL, projecting this hard, OP.
Lost my virginity at 16. Took another girls when I was 18.
I lived the good life and I was a bit of a nerd, too.
Dominic Nguyen
not bad but there are too many repetitions.
Isaac Russell
The majority of those guys from my HS are now drop outs and or have kids. Every one know your 20s is when shit really matters, not your retarded teen years.