Daily reminder:

Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
ITS OVER

having sex is the pinnacle of human achievement: the thread

putting your fuckstick into a moist baby canal is the super coolest thing anyone could ever do

if you didnt do that at a very young age you are somehow not worthy of whatever reward that bestows

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if sex is the only purpose in life, then niggers must really be the most intelligent species. #wokenow

Get fucked faggot

Thanks for the reminder user
The virgins should know their place on this earth

Shit bait. See this thread half the time.

Even pro jocks.....
"According to a 2009 Sports Illustrated article, 78% of National Football League (NFL) players are either bankrupt or are under financial stress within two years of retirement and an estimated 60% of National Basketball Association players go bankrupt within five years after leaving their sport."

Bait

Daily reminder:

While you were posting some stupid shit on Sup Forums, unautistic people were doing something with theri lives.

I wonder how long you're going to post this bait.

Honestly if you're not fucking a bitch ever second of every day you would probably kill yourself

Hell even other autists are being more productive than most "people" here

yeah, it would've been nice to have more sex at a younger age, but it has nothing to do with football or being attractive. I had a friend that popped dozens of cherries and he was a greasy little goth kid that dropped out in junior high

Thats fine by me. Had more then enough pussy later on.

Lul would change almost every bitch to get back the years in which I had no other Problems in my life then beating the next fucking Raidboss with my guild.

Also Virgins fucking suck(and not in a good way) they are a waste of time. No experience or skill.

/thread

What's with this copy pasta? I was having sex at 15 and I'm not an attractive male nor ever have been.

Must be nice to actually have a prime in your life.

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Average looking guy here. Ditto.

>implying theirs only one social group in high school that gets laid
Mate have you ever watched American Pie?

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?

Daily reminder that your constant shitposting puts you squarely in the “didn’t/doesn’t get pussy” category

> muh glory days
It just makes choking down ramen noodles and juice made from powder that much tougher.

I get it. The whole point of this thread is to troll. Have seen it posted here several times. But here's the reality of things. Everyone I knew back in highschool that was a jock is now broke and working a low level job. (Mechanic, construction, farmer, etc.) Also the majority of them let their body go and are now overweight, divorced, or stuck in a marriage that they hate.

I had tons of sex during hs and all sorts of crazy shit, but I focused more on my future. I now own a successful company and got bitches throwing themselves at me all the time.

So while in the moment when you are young, naive, and stuck in hs, it may seem that jocks are winning.. Focus on doing you new fags, and you will win.

This

>Time to man up and become a provider.

Implying I can find anyone to provide for. Jokes on you fucko!

I have to agree with this..
a friend of mine who I have known since jr high
is kinda fat and is the nerd/geek type who sits at home and collects government checks and spends it all on movies/video games,comic book and action figures/collectables but yet he has had chicks falling all over him for as long as I've known him and I get how

and they got her pregnant and raped in courts no thank you!

I'm not even average. I'm in my 30's now and haven't had sex since I was 15. Popped a nut off one time. Big fucking deal.

Yes...
But then at 16 I lost my virginity.
I'm 31 in 3 weeks and I've now slept with around 100 females (stopped counting at 75 about 10 years ago), and 1 male.
So yeah... I don't care that I wasn't getting laid at 15, I was getting laid fucking tonnes for the next 16 years.

Compared to choking it down the entire time and watch other guys have successful careers, starting families, and partying like crazy for a few years? Get real.

>Be in HS, nerd/ loser
>Only have friends that are into vidya, virgin, made fun of by jocks
> Still intelligent enough though, in AP classes, make good grades
>Get into good uni, still a loser there but at least I could be in groups with other nerds and the jocks (now frat bros) didn't bother us.
>Frat bros/ jocks begin dropping out from partying/ drugs/ just not giving a fuck. Me and nerd friends continue to make good grades
>Frat bros/ jocks end up going to technical college and marrying with kids at 22
>Me and nerd friends go on to get post graduate education. Me personally, I attain a J.D.
>Continue studying hard, making law review, passing the bar, clerking for a prominent fed. judge
>Frat bros/ jocks are working construction, getting addicted to meth/ heroin
>Land my first job making 6 figure salary
>Start using my new found income. Dress nicer, buy a nice car, my own home.
>Suddenly my looks and social anxiety aren't as big of an impediment as they were. Women my age care less about looks and being "cool"
>Meet a 10/10 asian qt who is a doctor
>Married now, living comfortably in a nice home and traveling the world on our time off.
>Check on FB at the frat bros/ jocks. Most of them are in prison or drug addicts. A few were successful, but for the most part they are the "losers" now.
>Sit back, and laugh at the realization that it was all a marathon and not a sprint.

Yea, I missed out on young love and I have painful memories of HS. But for all you losers/ nerds/ virgins out there, if you are determined and put in hard work, money can get you fucking anything. ANYTHING.

> was a nerd
> am a 35 year old nerd now
> mortgage is paid
> having underlings working for me now
Ran into a douchebag jock I knew from highschool. His pants had drywall mud on them.
> feels good
That's real.

He's still doing better than you.
He probably gets laid every night with different girl and has a lot of cool friends to hang around with.

that drywall attracts women. you're just a 35 year old nerd.

Thanks OP. Your post reminded me why I fucking hated normals in HS.
They were nothing more than Animals. Predictable animals. Never was the chad/alpha type but the actuall school chads were on my cock most the time because their normie brains couldn't possibly figure out that i was edgily playing them. The joy of moving normies around on a chess plate was the thing that brought me trough most of academia.

Damn how much fail can a guy be, females nowadays are jumping on anyone's dick just to suck on it just for fun nowadays, how can a person be 30 and still a virgin in 2018? I'm not the best looking guy and by far and have a smaller dick than normal but even I can find a female to bone for the night.

not sure what kind of skanks you know that are turned on by dirty low level labourers.
Most women prefer financial stability and a guy with disposable income.

We're alive at random in this chaotic mess of an existence.

What life is about is whatever you deem life is about.

Can money get me a 13-14 year old blonde volleyball girls virginity?

> 13 y/o
yup.
$50 in Indonesia should do it.

Ofc if you have enough money to buy a gun, duct tape and a rope.

Tricks on you, I still have sex with 15 yr old girls

It's not that they are turned on directly by their profession, but more about the type of person they are. They usually carry with them that extroverted, comfortable, normie feel if you will.

When I was 15 I had just moved to a new school and I was an outcast for being a redneck. The school was ultra-liberal and filled with gays and feminists.
I got a gf but she was a feminist so we broke up.
I'm in my mid 20's now and I'm chatting up a 17 year old christian virgin lmao kill yourself OP your defeatist attitude is a crock of shit.
People who get married in highschool at the same age don't raise their kids right, they break up with each other and end up in dive bars bragging about their golden years.
I'm going to have a big healthy family, I didn't miss out on shit, I avoided a series of life destroying relationshits.

It's not about getting married.
It's all about fucking a lot of girls before you're 18.

You sound rather bitter.

>asian. Fucking gross.

>23 years ago
I'm over it. Way over it.

> was bitter, 15 - 20 years ago
> now kinda smug about it
Short term drawbacks, for long term payoffs.
You're probably too young to even realize that High school doesn't mean that much in the long run.
Good try though.

I don't understand who or why people post these threads. On Sup Forums no less, like who are you talking to exactly?

>marrying Chad's sloppy seconds

reposted almost daily.
get new pasta

> 38, virgin and still bitter about high school and missed opportunities
beat that

Lol Chad's sloppy seconds tend to go down with him.

rent a hooker

I love that you don't mention any kind of girlfriend or wife.

The hilarious thing is that he's definitely making more than you as well.

High school is the only highlight in a jocks life lmao

quick reminder
when I was 15 I was sucking off chads dad after school while he was in rugby club

Daily reminder:

So did you

I don't want more bitterness because i'd be a failure with her as well

user, if you don't think that every attractive women over the age of ~22 has had sex with a Chad at some point in their life then you are painfully naive. And no, smarts/brains don't factor into it.
Just like how CEOs, lawyers and bankers fuck the trashiest girls available because they're hot, so too do attractive female doctors and engineers fuck male models and bikers - because they're hot

>ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex
Yes
>you were deemed UNFIT to participate
So?
What's the loss here? Why lament not participating in a game you would never be admitted to in the first place?
>THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
>ITS OVER
Ok

I was never ajok nut i did het 15 year old pussy under the stars though being 17 at the time. Tried every major drug except for heroin and chrystal meth been partying every weekend for years now slowly settling down more. Having a place on the university I always wanted to go to, meditating daily always cooking fresh lost 4 kg weight because of my new workout routine. Life is quite well. your b8 doesnt phase me cunt.

"it's about being a directionless degenerate"

yeah, sometimes that happens the first few times

but practice makes perfect

Pople who still talk about highschool are retarded people that peaked in highschool

ok op
what am I supposed to do now?
inb4 kill urself xDDDDDD

THIS. you hit nail on the head. Jocks relive highschool glory days cuz that's all they got. When you're doing things with your life, you don't give a fuck about the past, especially not high school.

I've fucked milfs that do kegels with tighter and better pussys than the girls I was banging at 13.

Thats because your dick grew when puberty finished you fucking retard

lol. if you think that's all there is to life. Then good luck bro.

>mfw this is what post-modern faggots believe

You didn't have pubes and a big dick at 13?
Sorry.

But seriously if you actually think teens have the tightest pussys you might just be a pedo. Try short chicks, fit chicks/yoga types, skinny ones. You could probably use the experience lol.

I'm deathly scared that I peaked in uni. It's a weird sadness

teen sex is like this: the meat is young. but she doesn't know everything about her body. she might even have a bad hygene in some areas. she will be dumb and naive. you would pretend it doesn't matter. but she will end up in the bed of another man. she only cares about herself and her feelings. if she feels it's ok, she will bang any friend of yours.

be aware that women get better after 30. until then every women will have lived thru what we had to live thru. then you will treat her like the shit she is and she will say thank you master.

>be 29 yo male
>get married
>best sex i ever fucking had

my teenage years if sex were akward and inexperienced. much happier now.

i still live with my mother, don't have a vehicle, she's a hoarder so I'm not bringing anybody over let alone a girl, I'm a mental defeatist. I spent my entire life on a computer. No job, never had one, AKA poor.

There's a few ways/reasons.

Was QB1 sophomore - senior year. Only had two gfs in hs

Because they're all fucking meathead niggers who don't know how to manage their money when they don't have it on tap anymore

The very strange thing about this is you're acting like you won if those guys went bankrupt. Generally if they're not an athlete anymore and are broke then it means they're probably on government assistance for medical care and unemployment. That's your tax dollars. You're working to pay for them. How did you get any long term pay offs? They were probably in a higher tax bracket before they went bankrupt and were paying more taxes then you. Now you got one less tax payer above you meaning taxes go up and you're paying more. What's more is you're paying specifically for them on top of it.

I mean moist baby canals do feel pretty great for your fuckstick

>believing the if you were popular in hs, you'll be shit at life meme
This isn't the movies

When I was 15 I was fucking attractive chicks. And I'm no jock. I wasn't even popular. So fuck outta here with your gay shit.

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Get a job buy a car

those people were having shallow, meaningless relationships, peaked in high school, and spend their lives depressed, thinking back about their "glory days" when they were 16. fuck. that.

the fuck? I never said that. I'm simply sharing my own experience. Being popular in hs has no bearing on future success. I graudated 14 years ago bro, so I have the advantage of being able to see how all those people ended up. The majority of people in my class that were jocks haven't amounted to shit. That's all I'm saying.

LOL, projecting this hard, OP.

Lost my virginity at 16. Took another girls when I was 18.

I lived the good life and I was a bit of a nerd, too.

not bad but there are too many repetitions.

The majority of those guys from my HS are now drop outs and or have kids.
Every one know your 20s is when shit really matters, not your retarded teen years.

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