Just think about it, think about how lucky you are. You are getting to watch the best player EVER play. Records that were set when a 5-3 scoreline was just daily business, are now being broken in an era where it's harder to score than ever, by a player who is fucking 32. 32. Fuck, there's high-tier strikers that have RETIRED before that fucking age.
Not only is he breaking records, he is breaking records by scoring consecutive hattricks against someone of the best defenses in the whole fucking world, against two of the world's best 5 teams...
Just, wow. We get to witness absolute greatness that people will talk about for generations, and we can tell our grandchildren that we were there. We saw the GOAT in action.
Savour it while it lasts lads.
Carson Garcia
Your flag looks like a fucking toothpaste lmao
John Fisher
Not even the best Ronaldo lmfao
Angel Moore
>this is all messhit cumslurpers van come up with
Lincoln Ross
I enjoy this shitposting I know you don't really think Ronaldo is the GOAT but I appreciate the OC you put effort into
Tyler Torres
>A fucking sun
Carson Brooks
ayo nigga whats this christmas present flag doing here lmao? nigga it aint christmas yet lol, nigga its not my birthday lmao
Jaxon Price
>SPLAT
Samuel Myers
Fucking toothpastes. I fucking hate you fucks.
Mason Phillips
Genghis Pekka please, contain yourself.
Caleb Miller
BTFO
Dominic Turner
wtf i hate the netherlands now
Kayden Smith
It's usually enjoyable when faggots are butthurt and envious of our amazing country, but when it's an irrelevant shit like finland it's just boring
Ryder Williams
Literally no one gives a shit about players they didn't see play themselves. Both Messi and Ronaldo will be more or less forgotten in 30 years.
David Martinez
I am grateful to be born in the Messi era and to witness him embarrass penaldo in his shanty stadium just the other week.
Caleb Gonzalez
gottem
Carson Cox
no they wont. you cant forget someone who won 5 balon dors
Aiden Russell
nobody gives a shit about baloon doors
Aaron Hill
Not while they hold the records. They will retire as the two greatest players to play the game. And it will remain like that for quite a while.