Hey Sup Forums it's my birthday and i decided to buy some weed. My regular dealer didn't answer my calls so i asked a friend for a hookup.
Long story short, dealer was girl, i was sperg.
anyone got any funny shit to post to make me forget what a fucking autism lord iam?
say what you did first
Okay i suck at green texting but here we go
waiting
>waiting where we decided to meet
>fucking cold outside
>got hands in pockets for heat
>expecting guy to show up any minute
>about 15 minutes pass
>girl comes out of nearby apartment building
>walks straight towards me
>realize girl is dealer
>"hi user, im female drugdealer"
>she goes for hug
>i stretch out my money in hand in "handshake" movement
>she looks at me funny but takes my hand and the money
>hands all sweaty from being in pocket
>"Im sorry, i just got home i hope i didn't keep you waiting"
>"no, it's fine i just got here"
>really cold now and just want to get back in my car
>"So, do you want to come inside and smoke before you leave?"
>"i'd rather not. Can i please have my weed?"
cont
Straight to the point, I like it
here's some shit for the effort thus far
ha ha ha
pretty girl thinks you are dork
kill you're self
>I’d rather not
Way to look like a narc user
Bet she refused to sell to u because your sperging made her think you are a cop.
bro wot. even if you dont get to smash becky you still get to chill and smoke with her.
ITT faggot chooses consuming weed over chilling with a gril
sorry im really slow
dammit.. i didn't even think about this
>"okay here you go"
>Take weed and turn to go back to car
>"so what are you up to now?"
>"im going to smoke this weed"
>just want to go home now
>"Okay.. Take care then"
>"Okay"
>she goes for second hug as i turn to go to car again
>i stop turning midway but she already canceled cast for hug
>start walking
>realize how fucking rude iam
>"umm... Take care too!"
>"yeah.. give me a call if you need any more"
>now in car thinking how fucking awkward that was
>write a message to her
>"Sorry im really shy im sorry if i was acting awkward"
>driving home
>stop multiple times along the way to see if she answered
>nothing
>finally get a message when i get home
>"Don't worry about it user!"
im pretty sure she thinks im a fucking alien or something
im sorry, that's the story maybe not that impressive but i feel like shit
hey man, i don't know this girl i just wanted to get my hands on some weed and chill at home
>>she goes for second hug
either this didn't happen or she was checking for a wire user
also did she really say?
>>"hi user, im female drugdealer"
only a retard would announce that they are a drugdealer.
The "female drugdealer" part was likely a place holder for her name.
you don't know her and yet you risked
that she was a cop
that the shit she sold you was laced or fake or whatever
my point is you put yourself at risk anyway so you might as well go the distance and see what she wanted to do with you
of course not you fucking retard. She said her name
good point. I concede, probably should have stayed
then why did you use quotes and say "female drugdealer" instead of femanon?
don't worry about it dude. Just remember as much as you give something thought, the other person gives it like 10x LESS thought. She maybe thought of it in the moment, but as a drug dealer she was probably just trying to get your attention so next time you need weed you ask her instead of anyone else. People can be awkward, and for the most part no one else but you gives too much of a shit.
Think of it like this, you didn't fucking run away the moment you saw a girl. You handled the situation, you came for weed, you got weed, you left. Yeah maybe it'd be cool to smoke some weed with her; consider that a goal next time maybe. People all got their own shit going on.
Smoke another bowl, and have a decent birthday. You play any games on PC? We can duo in PUBG or play some CS:GO or something.
cause im also a retard. Now let's suck each others dicks
Is it normal to get free hugs with every purchase.
chill and good advice from this user
Do you not hug your dealer?
Thanks man, you're a cool dude. I do play PUBG and CS:GO, im on EU though
i don't know, i never bought weed from a girl before. Small town though, pretty much everyone here knows everyone and i guess hugs are common around here. I wouldn't know
I'm US, but east coast, so as far as ping goes, it could be worse. If you are ever up when I'm up, I'll EU servers, IDGAF
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