What do I name my new dog?

What do I name my new dog?

Shovel

dog

green

Cat

carpet

Samuel L. Jackson

Adolf Hitler Junior

Stone

GUNT

felch

He looks like a Frank.

Shithole

tight foreskin

Egg

Dubs speaks the truth. Sorry pupper.

"Red Sonic", in honor of the new funniest meme "Red Sonic". You know the meme that asks about the way to the nearest convienience store. So funny meme xD

Petulant Cockfarmer

Hawaiian missile attack

or

seek immediate shelter

Richard

Woofy Littledick

Farfulnugget

el doggo

Czar Nicholas III

Opie the Faggot

Fuckstick