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How are you user?


"“This ain't your fight,' he said to the distant creature. 'Fucking dragon.”"

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Light ended the night but the song remained.

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>im dead inside

Are you though?
Why is that?

Get a cute boy to shoot a few million living things inside you then.

Oops.

No the picture just looked like theyre dead
Sounds pregay tbh

Such a mistake can only be forgiven with butt

Oh, well, they sure as hell aren't alive.
Pixels aren't alive, silly!

I stuck something up me butt today.
It was good fun.

neither am i dood

All evidence points to the contrary.

Pretty gud

Post pic then.

It might be.

How do you know you're not talking to the computer controlling the simulation?

I don't make pictures of that.
I would have liked to take some.
But I was caught up in the heat of the moment.

There was a lot of cum lube though, I can tell you that much.

>Bait

>bait

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Sound gud.

But can you proof that much?

Yeah, it's been hours and my butt is still sticky from it.

I never had a dragons tail that far up me bum before.
Good times.

I came like I had a tap attached to my peen.

>tfw waiting for people to go out to do the same

Sounds pregay tbh

Wir waren geboren um zu leben, für den einen Augenblick, bei dem jeder von uns spürte wie wertvoll Leben ist.

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That some german music lyrics?

Si,

Thats the idea
10" dongs

Is that some spanish answer to a question?

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post dildo pics

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So multi linguistic of you, how many languages do you dabble in?

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Both seem uncomfortable tbh

gay

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What no the tail is awesome and feels good.

Itd seem fun for stretching only
First one seems meh

That's what I'm going for though.
I'm not that experienced.

I want to be able to stick the whole white mountain dragon itno me.

Because highly gay reasons.

>not experienced
>6 dragon dix
hmm

Ayy, Kippy, that's the only other one I've seen. It was my first, but I still prefer my large Rex.

Looks like 4 to me.
Post yours.

Sounds gay.

6?
That's three.
And they are very nice to look at furniture most of the time!

Kippy is cute.

no dice
thought it was 4 and a bit of exaggeration

Ultra gay.

Yee, I love barbed kitty cocks, and the knot is a nice extra.

Can't take the knot yet.
But that's on my list~

Only 3 are from bad dragon.
The 4th one is a standard buttplug.

I was able to take it the first time like the little buttslut I am.

Pretty shit, thanks for asking

rightmost in group picture didnt look the same as 1st picture
whats buttplug dimensions

Is that a cannibal corpse tshirt?

Go take the knot then and post pics.

Yes dice, I rolled a 6. Try to beat that.

Super gay.

How come?

Damn straight.

I have no idea.
It's "BIG".
That's what it says.

Can't do it.
Not yet anyways.

I bet you can with enough lube.

Life is one miserable dose of agony at a time

We should hang out

Got no dose of joy you can take to ease the agony?

Would be cool. Where do you live? 1000+ miles away I'm sure.

Washington State, got a bunch of pot too if you're into that.

Go on a roadtrip then, you all amerifags. go burn some fuel.

*And beer

Nekkid animal men rarely hurt

Nope, I don't wanna hurt anything so I don't try.

Figures. I live in Georgia. And yeah, I'm a big pothead, but not the obnoxious kind.

Don't have a license or car. I'll definitely be doing road trips when I get a motorcycle though, I want to tour the country.

Never been a big fan of alcohol, I come from a family of alcoholics. That and I've never gone out of my way to get any only being 20.

If you take it slow and be patient it won't hurt.

I might be visiting Georgia again if my brother ends up getting stationed at Gordon.

Alcohol is the best when you're drinkin with someone else. Drinking alone is depressing.

That's what I'm gonna do then~

Nice. I live a little south of Atlanta, so that's not too far, about 2 hours.

Yeah, it definitely seems like it.

You'll love the feeling of having that nice knot in you. It's great.

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Keep posting dammit

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Ey dash you listen to any Queensryche?

Not really, but I do like Queen of the Reich. I'm not too big into that kind of metal. Geoff Tate is one hell of a vocalist though, I'll give him that.

I hope so!

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We gotta hook up, like regular jackoffs.

I fucking love Metalocalypse. I never actually finished watching it, but I downloaded all of it a while ago. I should totally start binge watching it.

It's pretty much the best show ever, I have it on autoplay on my TV when I'm not listening to moosics.

youtube.com/watch?v=q0gC7EnsYFs

Brendon Small is a fuckin god, I wanna pick up the Galaktikon II vinyl when I get some spare cash.

I agree. Also, call me a heretic, but I've never listened to a Dethklok album. Not really sure why, I just haven't. It's something I need to do.

Fuck it I'm gonna go get a hot pocket

The first Dethalbum was the most 'metal' sounding album imo, after that they kinda got poppy sounding. Still good (Skyhunter, Bloodlines, The Hammer all sound fucking brutal) just not the same sound.

I'll definitely check it out, thanks.

8 fucking posters, do you guys know how lonely you are? Please KYS please i beg u, disgusting people

Yes, I'm fully aware of my loneliness, thank you for asking.

And here people of Sup Forums, this is what we call a retard.

Dunno, talking to 7 other people sounds less lonely then roaming every single thread to look for places to squeeze in with a quick remark.

Fuck off ice fan

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>replying to shitposters

Hey man, we're lonely, and any attention is better than none!

bump

butt bump

Hey Dash you got a discord or number I can text ya at?

Metal bros gotta stick together.

lmao fags

Remember to cuddle him while you chill in the couch high and drunk.