HOLY FUCK

HOLY FUCK
DONALD BTFO

FEEL THE JOHNSON

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oh shit, i'm a #cruzmissile now..

Any American Libertarian who does not support Donald Trump has basically no clue about how democracy works and probably hates America.

Oh geez, that does it, I am now a #ShillforHill

What a nose.

Oh god damn. Looks like im a #clintoris now.

It's literally impossible to take Johnson seriously

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I'm a libertarian philosophically, but the party is fucked.

This is how forum sliding works. Fucking shill using a million proxies.

This guy is a massive faggot. Believe me, I hate the two-party system just as much as the next guy, however, this guy needs to go fuck himself with a shovel.

Incredible, I am now a #trumpchump

He's right though.

As a libertarian i can say without a doubt, Fuck Gary Johnson, he's a liberal prick whose ruining the foundation of libertarianism by promoting too much leftist progressivism, and he was so much of a cunt as to throw a replica george washington flintlock pistol given to him as a token of appreciation by Austin Petersen straight in the trash, and dismisses the constitutional right to bear arms and instead wishes to implement stronger gun control laws.
Fuck him.

Nu-Libertarian cuck comparing himself to billionaire successful in multiple industries.

kk

Total misunderstanding of Trump's rise. Johnson is doing pretty much the exact opposite of Trump's right wing populism.

Every day until he is President

Oyy vey looks like im a #DimeForStein now

>Johnson is polling at 10%!!!!!

>Gary "Open the doors to mexican whores" Johnson

No.

Anybody considering him puts him in the trash as soon as they get to open borders.

There is like two people on pol who keep shilling him. Bill Krystol has a better shot of winning.

>People end up thinking Trump is to extreme and saying to much dumb shit
>They think Hillary should be in prison
>Gary J. ends up being the only sensible candidate

JOHNSON 2016!

>open borders lol

Okay, Gary.

His shit is already fucked up for us, pol. Could he be our new candidate?

Libertarians btfo Trump.

Why?

I am now a #johnsonmissile

if he wasn't for them, i'd easily give him my vote.

borders being closed is the only reason I'd vote for Trump if I could.

>Gary J. ends up being the only sensible candidate
>Libertarians
>sensible

no one takes you autists seriously
remember when you guys thought Ron Paul was going to win?

He's whole platform is "FUCK TRUMP REEEEEEEEEEE" isn't it?

>open borders and anti-gun

Sensible for liberal faggots maybe.

...

>libertarian
>anti-gun

These two things are diametrically opposed...

This. Idealogically I am closer to johnson, but America needs trump and cannot withstand a hillary or bernie. A video game you tuber spoke about this recently. His opinion was our winner take all system of election pushes us to a two party system. Sane voters move towards a center candidate to ensure their vote is at least marginally representative of their views. Interestingly the primaries have been counter intuitive to this theme. Trump is definitely not the centrist of the republicans. And the demo are split fairly evenly between blatant socialism and a self proclaimed moderate. So given the choice between helping my enemy be elected or voting for someone I feel has America's best interests in mind I will always side with trump.
Love ya gary, but be ron paul. Focus on issues and inject ideas into the political debate.

I uses to be a huge Trump supporter, but this shatters my entire perception of politics.

I'm now a #Steinengine

I really don't really get the soggy-biscuit adulation Johnson gets in Libertarian circles.

He wants to totally open borders to both immigration and trade; kill progressive taxation; Kill the social safety net; Kill the minimum wage; kill net neutrality; slap a massive sales tax on essentially everything while at the same time he's neutral on the Fed but at the same time wants to restrict abortion beyond what's currently allowed, opposes harsh crimes for financial malfeasance, thinks that it's dangerous for groups he doesn't like (e.g. unions) to exercise their right to speech. and supports restricting second amendment rights

Is it supposed to be a rebuttal ? he is actually praising Trump.

>Open Borders
>legalize drugs
>pro-degeneracy

What makes him different from Bernie again? He's not a socialist? Oh, ok.

But Johnson will not build a wall or deport illegals.
Thus, he will not get the same support as Trump.

Bernie doesn't want open borders. He says it's a right-wing libertarian idea and is against it.

No OP.

No one is voting for that guy.

>replica george washington flintlock pistol given to him as a token of appreciation by Austin Petersen straight in the trash
Damn, it's real. I thought most libertarians were just misguided conservatives. What a cunt.
>identifies with Gary Johnson
>video game youtuber
Explains a lot.

Trump was called a fringe candidate by the pundits because pundits are fucking stupid. He never was a fringe candidate. In the beginning he was consistently at 20% of the vote.

Gary is literally a fringe candidate. Very little hope of doing anything significant.

>He doesn't get "adulation", he gets funding from the Koch brothers, that's why he's the nominee.

He shouldn't even have given any attention to this weed-smoking open-borders goof.

Johnson is another one of these politician faggots that tries to act all sensible and "presidential" to make up for a lack of substance and would've been one of the first to go if he ran as a Republican. But since he's an independent there's no getting rid of him, literally a worthless spoiler with no hope of winning. You're a big baby if you vote for him because you don't like the "meanie" who's front and center telling the harsh truth.

>>Open Borders
How does any libertarian advocate for this?
>open borders
>socialists come in
>them and their children vote your rights away
There isn't a more self defeating philosophy.

It's one of the few things Bernie isn't wrong about. It's a corrupt bargain between liberals who want the cheap imported votes along with the flood of brown people and neocons who want cheap labor.

Trump was never a fringe candidate though, he was front runner after like a month from announcing his candidacy.

>"He says it's a right-wing libertarian idea and is against it."
what

Also if he wants to end the deportation of illegal immigrants, he doesn't actually care about our borders.

Donald Trump isn't even real man. He's an actor whose entire lifestyle, image and doctrine has been subsidized or fabricated by the Clinton political machine.

It's undeniable that he's going to throw the election to Hilary.

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Huh? Trump was never a fringe candidate. The media just desperately wanted him to be.

coming from a party that has always been irrelevant,even moreso than independents, and a man who has lost multiple elections that doesnt help him

>it continues to work out well for donald

>does not for Johnson

kek

>trump
>fringe

the joke is the GOP wished it was a fringe, but it was actually the spoken word of more than half their party, which is controlled by out of touch jackasses

yes
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>Gary Johnson
>Winning a single state in the general
>especially after the circus convention
Why does this democrat think he has a chance?

Looks like it's time to #UnzipMyJohnson

ENDORSEMENTS ROLLING IN

>endorsed by Drako Malfoy
>endorsed by Drew Carey
>endorsed by Penn Jillette
>endorsed by Big Boi

According to Johnson, Wall Street did nothing wrong!
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Gary Johnson: Lyin' Ted economics coupled with Hilary's border policy and social liberalism. Move along, nothing to see here.

also
>endorsed by Krist Novoselić of Nirvana

When people think "Libertarian candidate" in the U.S. Johnson is the one brought up; I've heard more than a few people speak quite favorably of him.

>least talented member of the band.

Figures.

He got 1% last time he ran

But muh weed

Sadly he's done a 180 on borders since his campaign spun up in order to cozy up to the New Left and keep their loyalty.

He's even gone so far as to hire illegal immigrants to help run his campaign

The only thing Johnson has said about firearm control is that he's "open to debate" and that he would restrict the sale of guns to the mentally ill.

So I see why you're upset, better buy one while you can.

I'm feeling the bern from this

garys to liberal to compete with trump. gary is pro gays ,pro illegals, pro refugees, pro liberal faggotry

this is about as effective as hillary saying that guys bad and hes mean

>backed rand for republican nomination
>first fucker to drop
>backed mcaffee for lib nomination
>he actually stuck with it but lost it to this barely libertarian fucknugget
Maybe i should throw my support to hillary next considering my track record.

>would restrict the sale of guns to the mentally ill

If you don't understand how fucking easily abused that is, then you, my friend, would qualify as mentally ill.

Gary johnson says he is a libertarian, but he is nothing like Ron Paul.

from listening to one of the debates, he said he wanted cake makers to be forced to serve gay couples. Which is totally anti libertarian.

I don't think I can trust the guy any more, after he threw away the pistol he got from Austin.

it is looking like she'll be indicted

wow I could have sworn the guy was for open borders and amnesty.

>Voted NO on building a fence along the Mexican border.
> While he believes that border security is important for the country, Bernie doesn't believe that a fence is the way to achieve that security.
>Bernie believes that our visa system must protect American jobs instead of simply allowing corporations to score cheap labor via temporary work visas.
>Voted NO on reporting illegal aliens who receive hospital treatment.
>Rated 8% by USBC, indicating an open-border stance.
ontheissues.org/International/Bernie_Sanders_Immigration.htm

Jesus fuck he's all over the place, actually. He wants everything to be wonderful for everybody but it's not fucking feasible.

He's still for providing health care and education for the illegals that are here, though, so it's not much different.

He's essentially open-border but wont call it that because Koch brothers support it.
What a fucking sham.

>Equating himself with the greatness and political genius of Donald Trump
WEW
Doesn't reek of desperation or anything.

>immigration policy would ever effectively prevent socialists from entering
Wot?

Anyway, why would dependants come if there weren't dem programs?

Are you implying net neutrality aka internet communism is a good thing?

Who decides what mentally ill is?

A little bit over a year ago, Johnson came to the university I was going to at the time and said that he wouldn't be running for president. I wonder what changed.

>tfw Johnson is crashing this election
>with no survivors

we do

but seriously psychiatry has lots of jews

im a libertarian myself but the libertarian party in america look like shit

>about firearm control is that he's "open to debate"
Same fucking thing Obama and all the other leftists say, its "open for debate". No, its not, its SETTLED LAW, as Justice Elana Kagan said.

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It got hijacked a long time ago. The leading ticket in the party is two literal statists.

Pro open-borders.

>How does any libertarian advocate for this?
Open borders is a very libertarian idea.

This.

I am now a #HillFireMissile

>Open borders is a very libertarian idea.
It's also why I'm not a libertarian anymore.

>the year is 2030
>75% of the US has been declared insane
>all guns are still legal
>no one can buy because the government restricted the sale of guns to the mentally ill.


Holy shit Canuk. You think that's how it's gonna go down?

Also you think a politician can be taken seriously by advocating that the mentally ill can own firearms without restriction?

And you're telling me all this while you can't buy a gun in your own country, and Trudeau is going to double down on it?

>republican pretending to be libertarded btfoing anyone
The only thing Gary Johnson BTFO was New Mexico. That place is still fucked up from his governorship.

:D

Fuck I love Trump Las Vegas. Stay there every chance I get

>FEEL THE JOHNSON
Was I the only one to pick up on the innuendo here?

Canada has the 2nd best access to firearms in the Anglosphere, first of all.

Secondly, that is exactly what the anti-gunners want. That and restricting access to people on the "no-fly list", an even more dubious method of going about it.

Going through with it will only do more harm than good.

Let's say you're depressed, but you have a bunch of guns ($$$$) or plan on acquiring some or you live in an area where defense of self and/or property is a very real concern. Are you going to go see someone to get help for your depression and lose your guns, potentially with no recourse to ever get them back? Fuck no!

You want to reduce firearm related deaths? Teach people firearm safety as part of the normal school curriculum and get rid of the illegal drug trade. Congratulations, you've just solved the problem!

Gary Johnson isn't sure that America should've been involved in World War 2.

Gary Johnson can't afford, or is apathetic about, a good haircut.

Gary Johnson has the first name of Gary. Sad.

Gary Johnson still isn't sure that America should've been involved in World War 2.

im pretty sure gary johnson is an actual retarded person

Really makes you think.

>It's literally impossible to take Johnson seriously
That's what she said!