>it comes in pints
as opposed to fucking what?
It comes in pints
Elijah Bailey
Wyatt Turner
another quality thread
Jose Bennett
A cup? They're only little: That's like going to a pub where they serve beer in gallons.
Austin Thomas
as opposed to fucking hobbit sized shit, come on
Gabriel Garcia
A schooner you fucking human compost
Levi Lee
a sleeve, of course
Camden Campbell
A half pint?
Henry Allen
small
Parker Collins
>a pint of milk
lmao
Austin Ortiz
A sEASHELL?
Cooper Bell
I like to think OP is honestly this stupid. He was watching the movie and was like, "wait a minute, as opposed to fucking what?" And then thought, "Wow, I have to show my buddies on Sup Forums this, they'll think I'm so cool! Maybe I can make a meme like my heroes!"
Isaiah Bell
A mug mebbe?
Kevin Cook
half-pints?
Samuel Young
kek
Dominic Gonzalez
Litres of course.
James Butler
>You've had all a half already
Juan Watson
I thought hobbits where supposedly all about dank weed and getting hammered.
They also live for a billion years, they'd have crazy metabolisms.
Jackson White
>You've had a whole half already
Half-pints you braindead bitch
Evan Butler
Pipeweed is a tobacco-like plant, not dude weed lmao, that was a Hackson addition.
Camden Hall
shouldn't Eric Idle, a Britain, know how drinks are served?
hmm... good catch
Thomas Baker
...
Alexander Young
A Buckleberry Ferry.
Grayson Wright
Why didn't they call it pipe tobacco then?
Nolan Flores
Because it's Tolkien's universe and he can and did coin terms native to the lore he crafted in whatever way he desired.
Josiah Price
Yeah but they're smaller so they'd need to drink less to get hammered.
Henry White
>live for a billion years
'hmmmm'
Aiden Thompson
Its weird and is a bad influence since they are very small only 16-17 maybe and drink beer and smoke weed
Jackson Robinson
Really makes you think.
Brayden Peterson
most awkward scene in the whole series. Why did JK write that shit?
Michael Martin
>Litres of course.
"E could 'a drawed me off a pint, a 'alf litre ain't enough. It don't satisfy. And a 'ole litre's too much. It starts my bladder running. Let alone the price.'
Juan Ortiz
Hobbits, being half the size of regular humans, consume a half-pint of beer as their regular unit. Hence Sam's exclamation that 'you've (Pippin) had a whole half already!'
In this instance the ability to purchase a pint of ale from the Prancing Pony would be akin to visiting a pub, asking for a beer and receiving a two pint flagon.
Daniel Parker
>billion years
>dank weed
Buddy...
Gabriel Lewis
agreed. not all threads are trolls. OP genuinely is a grade A fucktard.