How safe is your cunt for tourists?

How safe is your cunt for tourists?

very dangerous, dont come

t. work with tourists

will i get stabbed by niggers if i go to new york?

Lithuania should be at least orange.

If you get drunk you'll get robbed, if you talk loudly at night, you'll get robbed, if you're black, you'll be beaten up if you walk out at night.

we stab foreigners to death once they enter our clay for we cannot allow them to ruin our peaceful lives

DO NOT COME TO PORTUGAL

Seriously, why black tho?

Very safe, please come and let us have fun with your head.

stay the fuck away from major cities

Very dangerous don't come

>usa is more dangerous than Cuba,Namibia and UAE

>let us have fun with your head
wow gay

>france

Interresting that france is not as save as here in germany.
Why ?

Come here buddies

We'll treat ya right

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Cuba being dangerous is just another American meme, they'd give you any kind of service for your tourist money.

>Argentina
>Kidnap risks
meme map
there's only regular crime

>avoidtugal

being the most visited country in the world will do that to you

Your first day hete?

Unsafe as hell.
Antediluvian ebilz and other shit walk here, do not ever come.

I don't think anybody intended to
What even in there in Azerbaijan anyway?

Just be careful around them.

okay, this is absolute bullshit, how is fucking half of the world more dangerous than namibia?

A Formula One grand prix

are you talking shit about our home of sexuals?

Portugal doesn't seem any more dangerous than the US. I know they have theft issues, but so does every US inner city.

More like gran shits

>france and america are as safe as north korea
howling

It isn't. Stay away from'ere

namibia is one of the safect african countries, lurk more brayan.

Probably includes statistics for pickpockets and petty theft.

You know what happens when you're robbing someone and they say they don't have money? You stab them.

But here nobody has money, so you get stabbed a ton.

Very danferous. Tourists die in our mountains every year. Don't come here.