stop ordering pizza make your own so much cheaper its crazy and better than the dirty shitholes in my town
boboli crust (my first thin one today) kirkland tomato sauce mix in a cunt hair of cajun seasoning and olive oil kraft mozz hormel pepps
xtra cheeze and peps
450 degrees 10 min bout to put this bad boy in the oven like a jew
MAKE YOUR OWN PIZZA MASTER RACE REPORTING
Xavier White
council estate cunt
Ryan Green
its officially jewish
Jose Ortiz
i know you fgts jelly
Connor Wood
jesus christ checked
Matthew Parker
They aren't fucking hacks, they are tips. I wish dumb fucks would stop calling them life hacks.
Isaiah Collins
Or you can just grow the fuck up and cook actual food
Asher Sullivan
i cant argue with the fact that i am not not a dumbfuck sunshine you got me but then please give me an exapmle of a hack
Hudson Turner
Is a cunt hair an official unit of measurement? Where can I find a measuring instrument that lists a cunt hair as a unit
Jackson Murphy
looks like shit
Jonathan Gomez
now thats a decent tip , just buy a cookbook and go, im like retarded and too high ,
Thomas Richardson
or you could just, cook food
Luke Brown
jelly ass bitxh'
Angel Johnson
im too high for that shit and retarded still you fgts need to make your own pizza you missing out
Jordan Sullivan
Do spaghetti next
Justin Mitchell
Let's see it when it comes out.
Brody Hill
got u fam
Matthew Campbell
so many layers of pepperoni and cheeze to the end
have fun with your pizza hut crap fgits
Oliver Fisher
I live in the NY tri-state area, we have the best pizza in the fucking world around here. I'm not making that supermarket shit ever.
Carter Lewis
Very nice. Well done, user. Next time I go to the store.
Adam Gomez
surprisingly looks pretty good
Caleb Wilson
sooooo much cheaper and cleaner not even fucking close
youre welcome sirs
ive added ham on top and sausage and even cooked skrimps
Daniel Lopez
ya well i dont live ther fgt
Elijah Stewart
I eat pizza because I'm too lazy to cook real food, faggot. If I'm gunna make pizza from scratch I might as well cook shit for myself. Also go back to >>>ck
Grayson Butler
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Landon Morales
>from scratch
lul
I open the wrapper put on sauce and cheese and then bar mitzvah it , keep a clean kitchen you nigger. I bet you have gauges in your ear.
Wyatt Martin
You put bag shredded cheese on your pizza?
Noah Sanders
Don't be a bitch fuck outta here with that pepperoni put some anchovies on that shit and have your self a real Italian pizza
Leo Hernandez
god damn it my mouth is watering, i love them but cant get them delivered here. Need to buy some soon
Anthony Thomas
Agree 100%. This is cooking. Cooking is not a life hack.
A life hack would be something like use plastic bread ties to organize your cords. Not the best example, but it's basically using something in an innovative way to make your life better.
Lucas King
>too poor for a pizza pan >plain ass pepperoni Do you even pizza?
Add garlic, replace pepp with sliced sausage and some god damn grilled veggies, top with pecorino, cook in a lightly oiled pan before putting in oven.
Angel Stewart
So would it be a life hack to say instead of buying pre made pizza dough get a can of croissants and roll them together into a delicious dough
Logan Flores
it was good anons i cant tell you how much money i used to flush down the toilet ordering nasty pizza delivery from some scumbag driver
i used to buy the good shit at costco like the logs of mozz but if i dont eat them fast enough they molded , happened twice so i just said fuck it going with bag mozz unless you know something i dont
jesus christ so many salty fucking nigger whores ITT, fucking kill yourselves IDGAF
Nathaniel Martin
People should listen to this user.
John Hernandez
Agree, Boboli crust are awesome. Brush it with olive oil, sprinkle pizza cheese, top with thin sliced smoked salmon and a big swirl of pesto sauce. Different and fucking delicious.
Gavin Young
Or you could just buy a Digiorno pizza for less than the cost of those ingredients and get basically the same thing.
Zachary Wilson
>salty fucking nigger whores Says the degenerate plebeian.
Jose Stewart
Thanks for responding to me twice. I love to collect (You)s.
Personally, I like to experiment with different cheeses that I also use for other things. I'm not a big fan of lots of cheese on a pizza either.
Wyatt Thomas
YOUR ADVICE IS GOOD BUT FUCK YOU whops ignore caps you lost me at too poor for pizza pan, im not poor just retarded tyvm
thank you for this
frozen anything i dont eat its disgusting , kill yourself
Oliver Rivera
>less than the cost of those ingredients >implying Any frozen crust tastes like garbage.
Nathaniel Wright
>>Pizza >>Cajun Seasoning.
No.
James Johnson
this isnt redit, i bet you have a bunch of karma there that you are very proud of trap
Mason Martinez
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Aiden Kelly
>Any frozen crust tastes like garbage.
And you think that Boboli crusts aren't frozen at any point? Holy shit, nigger, most of the bread section is defrosted.
Henry Sanders
I am insulting you, you tasteless faggot. You think the hugbox of reddit admires bashing faggots?
Ethan Cox
i agree op her am retarded it was there i said sure needed some tips anons have given a few here its wasnt terrible i kinda liked it
Jack Bennett
>bread section is defrosted Have you ever frozen bread before? The difference is pretty obvious.
Jayden Walker
The sauce you buy at the store is watered down. Empty the jar into a saucepan and throw it over medium heat to reduce the sauce into something that isn't runny shit.
Nolan Powell
you sound mad user
Austin Flores
I wouldn't eat that shit if I was starving to death.
Jordan Nguyen
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Nathaniel Nelson
You have an oven?
Asher Gutierrez
12 year old detected
Gabriel Miller
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Elijah Perez
Clearly you've never worked in a grocery store. They have huge freezers full of bread. You just never knew you were eating frozen. Any bread with a sticker expiration date on it was defrosted at the store and the date is based on when they took it out of the freezer.
Josiah Sullivan
You have a house?
Jose Johnson
no
Evan Hughes
$5 for crust $2 for jar of pizza sauce that last maybe 5 pizza's Mozzarella cheese CHEAPEST I've seen is like $11 for 5lb bag at Costco / Sams. IF you buy small shredded bag at wallyworld or target then it's like $1 or 2 per pizza brand name pepperoni is expensive, especially hormel. Go to Costco / Sams and buy the 5lb of pepperoni, its right next to the cheese.
If you really were a jew you would be making the dough yourself and buying the 5lb bag of cheese and pepperoni's at Sams / Costco. You fucking suck at trying to save money. Cost $5 just for the crust, I could go to fucking Little Caesars for $6 including tax, and I don't have to make anything or wait.
Isaac Allen
op here soo fat just ate 2 bowls of honey smaks
medically higgh 100 mg gummies
Mason Watson
Can i borrow some some money so i can be like you?
Angel Bailey
tldr fuk your mother
Tyler Morgan
>$5 for crust wot
Christian Green
That's what Boboli crusts cost $4-5.
Joseph Adams
oh yeh, forgot this.
If youre going to use tomato sauce and not pizza sauce, why are you then going to load it with brand name cheese / pepperoni? You already skimped on the sauce, skimp on all of it, or none of it. You also add cajun, but none of the Italian herbs, like oregano (which should be on every pizza), basil, thyme, little bit of crushed red pepper, dash of garlic powder. Spices go a long way, and it's not hard to make an italian blend, but you somehow managed to fuck up the easiest step too.
You're dumber than I originally thought.
Henry Mitchell
Can i come oven for pizza im hungry like communists
Parker Wilson
Op here I have no oven I do my cooking under the sun
Nicholas Sullivan
Can i have some?
Alexander Brown
Your pizza sucks ass lel
Jonathan Brooks
Op here im hungry can i come over to?
Jace Price
it was 5.96 for 2
fuck yourself cunt
Brandon Wood
yeap, the crust is more expensive than some medium / large pizzas near me.
Heres a real jew tip since you're too dumb to figure it out yourself OP.
Look at the specials / deals for pizza chains and just do that. Learn some self control and those 2 pizzas you bought at $6 each can last a few meals. Alternatively, complain to fast food pizza chains about your pizza sucking, and get free pizza coupons.
Ayden Rivera
Can i have some money?
Eli Torres
You don't pay sales tax, and youre complaining about saving $1 on making pizza at home rather than going to papa johns / dominos / marcos?
Parker Hill
okay
Cameron Rivera
ya i feel ya and your jew powers sir, its not just the money its the clean factor, i live in a small shithole joyless town i dont trust those retards with my food...
Evan Garcia
Any more life hacks about italian disc shape food?
Julian Miller
Did you just mention costco, the store with both take and bake and food court pizzas that are enormous and cheap as fuck?
Camden Turner
Okay what fucker
Jace Sanchez
you call making pizza a lifehack? what's going to the toilet for you then? a space mission?
Alexander Williams
its a good point, i live by myself i just make these smaller ones
Levi Green
go away jew
Xavier Mitchell
No money for you now
Luke Sanchez
3 cups flower 1tsp salt 1tbs sugar 1 pack of yeast 3tbs olive oil 1 cup warm water + time and patience oh wait instant gratification is more gratifying
Julian Myers
Italians reading this thread must be too busy feeling sorry for all of you to comment
Jaxon Diaz
i also flossed my teeth for the firsrt time in loke 3 months today dam was sheer bliss
David Rogers
Dam well ill get out of your house now
Wyatt Wilson
i mean anyone with half a brain are doing hand gestures. Who doesnt put any italian herbs on pizza?
James Adams
Italians are being invaded by Muslims
Chase Morgan
Nona Rollin in her spicy meat ball grave
Levi Bailey
ok ok. don't be mad. i have a life hack for you: water + heat = boiling water. bet you didn't know that yet. are we friends now?
Brandon Young
A cunt hair is an official unit of measurement, but it should be used with regard to width, not volume. E.g, "take a cunt hair off that board" means cut off 1/32" or less - a small amount not worth giving a precise integer.
Liam Johnson
Seriously. Not even oregano? OP is a fag.
Justin Ortiz
Here, fags. A real recipe that tastes delicious.
Owen Lewis
i have in the past not a huge fan
im gonna buy some
Mason Thomas
>italian pizza >that crust
Yeah, no.
Samuel Torres
MY FUCKING PHILIP K. DICK
Tyler Lee
Looks like frozen shit
Benjamin Butler
My bitch loves Bologna on her pizza
Jayden Baker
In reality it's just a delissio pizza with cheese sprinkled on it