MSN in a nutshell

>Neymar is a beta and a bitch
>Suarez is a cunt
>Messi autistically ignores his squabbling minions

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yet the trio somehow manages the most goals.

Why they are always together? Is a marketing thing? Just the three of them there, alone, not joining the other players...

>not notcing the subtle nod Messi gives Suarez before he kicks the ball away

Based puppet master Messi playing 5-D Chess with his underlings

whats the contrived one thinking about?

It IS a marketing thing.

Everyone knows Neymar can't stand Suarez at all.

Besides there is all that historical rivalry between South American countries.

what was messi seeing there?

i'm 100% sure suarez was a bully in school

Don't you have friends?

lol nobody gives a fuck about uruguai

More like Messi can't stand Nerman if you ask me. Him and Suarez are pals and Nerman is a little jealous bitch.

>I miss Henry and Eto'o
>Gonna go ask Ronaldinho where they are
>I wonder if Antonella bought enough pizza de queso and Sprite

messi, the capo, looks on in indifference while his childish henchmen fool around.

Do you think luis calleds neymar a black cunt?

Suarez and Nerman seem to be on more friendly terms than with Messi though.

He probably calls Neymar and umtiti negros.

>pasala negro!

Nice summary. Very accurate.

>Nerman

Fucking Messi just standing there with his hands in pockets. I love that autistic fucker

He's to autistic to be a professional player. I'd like to kill him with my both hands.

too* damn

messi is such a boss

Look at Messi's head. He tells Suarez to do it.

why are argenturuguayans so racist towards brazilians?

Andre

wtf wew

wow wtf suarez and messi look the same height here
is he evolving beyond the manlet?

Most famous footballers were bullies in school

>Brazilian footballers attend school after year 6 years old

lel

>portuguese macaca not understanding depth perception

>Pizza de queso and sprite
topkek

>he hasn't already taken la pulgpill

holy shit
also checked

breaking news: neymar hands in transfer request

it's a white male thing

Are you guys retarded, clearly nods at Suarez to kick the ball, and chuckles after he does. Literally nothing autistic at all about that. Just joking around in training. Come on.

Where will Nerman go?
While I imagine he would prefer to go to Juve to hang out with Dani, I doubt they'd pay the fee.

P$G?

Neymar will stay in Barcelona. He's going to peak right as Messi retires, and then Barca will be his team. They're the 2nd or 3rd-most popular team in the world, the wnd or 3rd-richest team in the world, and they're sponsored by Nike on top of that, so he'll be the main focus of their marketing. He's really in a perfect position.

>Rat king kicks the ball away
>J-JUST A BIT OF BANTER LA

>He's going to peak right as Messi retires
Neymar will probably be 29 or 30 when Messi retires, far past his peak

messi is like a fucking mastermind

suarez is a cunt with low self-esteem

while neymar is that dumb naive kid who can rekt some ass ez

Barcelona is not world class anymore except MSN. Even leaving now wouldn't be a bad idea for Neymar.

He is not nodding, his body is shaking (again at 0:08/0:09). Also Suarez isn't even looking at him.

Why is Neymar like that? For example he and Alba had issues that ended with Neymar not passing the ball to Alba if he could avoid it. When Ney isn't there, Alba passes the ball to Messi for the winner
Don't think that happens with Neymar on the pitch tbqh

You don't need eye contact for a jedi mind trick

He clearly signals him to do it, go back to Syria

>Messi will retire in Barcelona
come on lads

mesii is like daryl from the walking dead :)

He'll probably leave for the MLS or China and receive exhorbitant sums for descending into middle age like Maradona

>Neymar is a beta and a bitch
Repeat it during a CS match and see what happens

By the looks of it, Suarez bullies the shit out of Neymar
Even this video of them as 'best friends' seems more like he wants to fucking lump the rat
youtu.be/f2MAsMJdFdg

He'll just fall to the ground and clasp his teary eyes

You what? Messi gave Neymar a nod so he could proceed, he didn't ignore it, just played dumb with Suárez

I lose it every time I see Messi in this webm.

I'm pretty sure you learn to not bite people in school.

Fuck sake, the happy music makes it seem way more eerie as well

You just know Suarez does shit like OP all the time and then says, "I'm just playing bro".

Swap are and they around, and put it after is, and your sentences will be perfect, favela user.

Nah, they are just having fun.

Have you never thrown something at one of your friends? Or punched them for fun?

They are just joking around.

Your fucking euros need to chill the fuck out.
No wonder you say hi to your parents by shaking their hands.

Alba? Don't you mean Digne? Well, Nerman and Alba are friends for sure, and Alba will pass it to Messi cuz he's a smart guy who knows what to do.

kek, it seems like Neymar like Messi more than Messi likes Neymar, and Neymar is jealous of Suárez

I bet Neymar hates mate but he drinks it just to fit in with the lads

Of course I have but Neymars reactions to these makes it seem he doesn't enjoy it as much as Suarez thinks, that's why I think it's more bullying then rough character building

>Is a marketing thing?
Obviously. Qatarlona don't want that dominace they've had thanks to Messi over Madrid to end. Hence why they're even more whorish.

Yes. The friend who receives it doesn't look anything like Nerman though kek.

its funny cause all south american countries hate each other

literally no such a thing

They are friends, it is not a marketing thing

who knows. this is like me taking a pic with my work "mates".

>it seem he doesn't enjoy it as much as Suarez thinks

nah they do it all the time. see: youtube.com/watch?v=-KMEyT7gCKI

nerman was problably thinking wtf now it's time for payback...

they are in neymar's son party.

They were the only barcelona player invited

>Neymar watched Dinosaur(2000) with Messi and Suarez

Suarez and Messi are practically bumming each other. I'm not sure about Neymar though.

>That nod / twitch from Messi
Is this proof he can mind control people near him?

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