Went to an Asian massage palor for the first time. AMA

Went to an Asian massage palor for the first time. AMA
pic not related: just some random pic I found.

Always wanted to go to one. In the last few years they have popped up all over middle America. I'm just scared they will take my money and send an oldlady in.

Was your masseuse attractive?
What kind of service did you get?

Was she legal?

>Was your masseuse attractive?
Don't know how old cuz Asian, but she had nice tits, supper hot body, and pretty face. 9/10 over all.
>What kind of service did you get?
Paid for a Swedish massage with oil. 120 minutes for $90
She was definitely legal. She was anywhere from 18 to 30.

how did you choose which one to go to?

The last massage I got, I got a bare back blowjob and even came in her mouth... what a time to be alive.

rubmaps.com, dingus

Were you nervous?
How did you find out about the place?

did you get happy ending?

Did u ask for ze number?

Did you get an erection at all during the massage?

Was it good? Was it clean and sanitary and stuff?

Did alot of searching on backpage, craigslist, and the web in general. The website rubmaps the other reply says wasn't much help for my area. I think the one I chose was off craigslist. I honestly chose it because the add said "call doem busses hours" I knew it had ro be legit Chinese and no sketchy nigger bullshit.
Was it your first visit? That would be amazing. I was nervous I wasn't even going to get a happy ending.
Yes! Honestly the massage was so good that the happy ending was icing on the cake.

Checked! Yea in the first 10 minutes. I was on my stomach and she was rubbing my back. It was super uncomfortable having my dick bent the fuck up against the massage table

Checked
It was very clean. The place smelled good. I had to wait for 15 minutes in the lobby for someone to become available. There was bottled water, snacks, k-cups, a kerig brewer, and other stuff. There was a leather chair, love seat. It was super clean.

Did you ask for a happy ending, or did she just do it?

did u fuck

Checked!
No fuck. Would be amazing to fuck an Asian masseuse in the midwest.
When I thought the time was starting to run out I started making small talk. I complemented her alot. I told her "this may be my first time with you here, but I have a regular place I go to". I didn't want her to know I was a noob and just take my money. I then said thinks like "Every place is different, do you do extras". She was very cute about it. She played dumb. I said "do you want tip?". She said it was up to me. She grabbed my hand and started rubing her stomach with it. I took that as a sign to try to make advances. I then reached up her shirt trying to grab a tit. She giggled and said my hand was cold (maybe as an excuse). Finally I said "I'll tip you". That's when she started stroking me off. I rubbed on her pussy through her tight yoga pants. I think I could fuck her if I went a few more times.

that sounds hot af lmao yeah if u go again u will def smash

Ugly people and creeps pay for sex. I get it for free all the time.

How much did you tip?

i went for the first time back in june last year too. glad to see some ppl took my advice and learned the wonders of AMPs.

Swedish massage? where are you located?

$20 tip.
It was weird how triumphant it felt. Ive banged plenty of broads for free, even rough fucked a few call girls. But the message was so thorough and legit that I just know so poor fuckers go in there and never even get stroked at the end. I read a vice article about some guys that tour massage parlors as a past time. I think they were called mongers. I just pretended I was a seasoned monger. Next I'm going to try for some head. Then I will go for plowing some sweet Asian pussy.
Midwest

me too haha , my uncle who works at nintendo taught me how

Oh get off your faggot high horse. Sonetimes a real man wants to fuck without all the bullshit games that females play. And if you are the type that can handle all the games everytime you want pussy, then you probably have a feminie side yourself and live off of bullshit drama.

Asian massages are basically not a thing where I live.
What sepperates Asian massages from regular ones? is there always a sexual component?

Just got back from Cambodia. Has 3 full body massages. They rubbed my ass and made sure their fingers went right up my crack. When I was on my back they made sure my balls were hanging out of the towel so they could "accidentally" brush them with their hands. One chick had to get a tissue to clean the precum off my pubes so she could continue

So basically it is the Asian Massage Parlors that are the thing. Asains don't necessarily have a style of massage. The parlors have popped up all over the u.s. the one I went to was in the heart of a middle class area. It was located in a small town's "downtown" area. Next to it were accountant businesses, botique/hipster music stores, and other businesses you would find in a normal low crime area. It's just hard to believe you can even get jerked off in exchange for cash in an area like this. Most of the time I imagine the girls working there have no American connections outside the parlor. They speak minimal english and are very shy to talk

Bro I got that in America's heartland lmao.

>It was located in a small town's "downtown" area.
Fucking amazing! There is a little storefront in my cities downtown thst says day spay on it. In the windows it says massages. I wonder if they do rub-n-tugs there.

I imagine its so much easier to just fuck, suck, stroke a dick, then the actual massage. So once you get to know the masseuse why wouldn't they make their job easier by skipping most of the tiresome massage stuff and go straight for the sexual part. Imagine how cramped thier hands have to be if they even give a 30 min massage. Then imagine them doing that all day. First time clients are probably dreaded by most girls. They probably have regulars they jerk off who are in and out.

This, this, and all of this. I remember I did an incall with a hooker who advertised massages on Craigslist way back when. She had legit photos of herself they were just deceptive lighting and angled. She had a cute face but she was definitely strung out on heroin. She had a gat stretch-marked belly and her pussy looked like a half eaten can of dog food. She was so terrible at the massage part after about 3 minutes I said "Just suck me off so you can go get your fix already". She was relieved as all hell and went straight to town on my cock. I told her to stop advertising massages and try a more accurate description of her skills in her ad. I was kinda pissed becuase I had an extra labor intensive work week and was in need of a decent rub down.

Did you have to travel?

Only a 25 minute drive from my house. As an added bonus I sold some opiates to some local guys that covered the cost of the massage and some.

There’s a place in my city that has non Asian model types that provide this service, it’s pricey but worth it

Define pricey.

Like the price you would pay for full sex with an average chick

Pic related

20 bucks? Was she okay with that or what?

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This is considered "model type"?

Skinny, busty women that look great in and out of clothes. Yeah.

She wasn’t even the best, but the only one that I have pics of.

Where'd you research/find this place at?

It’s pretty well known

There are multiple of these near me based on rub maps. Did you pay for the reviews on RubMaps? Did you "scope out" the massage parlor prior to going in? I imagine most of the guys who go to this are older, would it be weird to do this as a early 20s guy?

>pic not related
No shit retard

Nope, didn't pay any site. This place I found isn't on the map. Wouldn't be weird at all. While I was in the lobby a younger guy came in and asked the wait time. The lady said 20 mins and he said he would come back. Just don't let them know your a noob. Also when they give you a towel strip ass naked. If you keep your underwear on they will assume you just want a regular massage with no extras (I read that somewhere before I went). I stripped and sat on the bed wrapped in the towel. She came back and said "lay on stomach". I purposefully dropped the towel as I got onto my stomach. She didn't even pick it up.

She is busty but not skinny. Look at the chub on her arms.... She is wearing a corset that probably is holding back more than a few fat rolls.

No haha sorry, I get free sex from escorts, I pay for drinks and food because I'm not a poor piece of shit. But I've never dropped more than 40-60$ for a night with a high class girl (with the exception of one girl who I paid to skip her next client and stay with me, but that was worth it, she was a cut above the rest).

What if the Authorities started this thread to try and trick Anons into going to message parlors in order to bust them or find out their true identity.

You do realize you are projecting an image of an ultra-useless douchbag that literally nobody likes. And if everything you say is true than the girls are most likely scared of you Becuase you are a sociopathic abusive person. You sound like my brother who dated escorts and strippers and they only stayed with him for fear of him hurting them. I banged everyone of the broads he was with.

Cause cops have better things to do like beating up minorities.

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I met my wife at one. She still works there from time to time when money is tight. She gets mad at me if I ask her to brush her teeth when she gets home. That’s the only down side is I feel bad asking her to do that Money is good though. Bills suck

Asians are cute until they hit menopause.

I WANT A HANDJOB

You seem like a loser white boi that cant compete with white girls. Probably gets cucked often and have to resort to paying to get off. From the way you are describing an average asian masseuse, everything seems like a 10/10 bc your virgin eyes have never seen a real naked lady in your life except for your mom. Fuck off cuck boi.

Edgy 14 year old is edgy.

fuck off loser

>Ugly people and creeps pay for sex

its not different as having to pay for food. i dont pay for food. why arent you rich user?

bump

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love a good tug

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The bottom meme,
Those are the faggot "Staties" from the Newtown Connecticut Psyop

asians massage parlors are mandatory if you have yellow fever.

You are one sorry p.o.s.

There are tons where I live but I've never gotten up the balls to go to one - how did you let them know you wanted to get jerked off? how did you know how much to tip?

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>You seem like a loser
>You seem like a
>You seem like
>You seem
>seem
Funny how insecure of your assumptions you are. Your post speaks volumes to a laymen, and even more so to a trained Behaviour Analyst. It is very probably that you have very low self esteem and are projecting the idea of what your oife would be like in simular circumstances as ops.

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Are you stupid? All their massage types are same but the cost is different. You paid too much. Why people are this stupid? Now you explain it was worth it but you are too stupid to understand you paid for glorified wank. Kill yourself.

Rubmaps sucks now. All the reviews are closed up. You have to pay to read ANYTHING now.

Sucks. I know.

I have been seeing a girl that I met at a massage parlour. She gave me HJs the first few times I went. Eventually got her to let me fuck her. She is now at a supposedly therapeutic place in a different city.

IDGAF about her having given HJs to other guys in the past. She's cute as fuck, young, and has the best pussy ever.

I just want to read some of her past reviews at the place I met her to see what guys were saying about her.

>Eventually got her to let me fuck her

At the massage parlor?

When I thought the time limit was almost I started making small talk. I said things like "do you have extras". I didn't want her to know I was a noob, so I said "my regular place in [insert city here] has extras". She replied "I don't know", I said "Every place is different". "You want tip" seemed to be the magic words. If your demeanor says a happy ending is the normal logical thing, it's going to happen. When she was saying "I don't know" she was smiling and rubbing her belly with my hand and rubbing my pubic bone. I slippped my hand up her shirt and she seened okay with it untill I slid up to her tits. That's when she giggled and said "You are have cold hand". I apologized and she said "It okey" and then she started stroking me off.
Yea if you go to some feabagged shithole parlor in the same neighborhood Tyrone steals the plumbing and gutters from the abandon houses, yea then maybe all you are paying for is sex. I asked for a Swedish massage and she knew exactly what and what not to do. She thoroughly massaged my whole body from head to toe. I live with pain every fucking of my life. I have 3 herniated discs and my T-8 vertebrae is completely fucking shattered. I also have nerve damage that limits the function of both of my legs (I walk with a limp). In what 1st world country can you get a full body massage for less than a dollar per minute. The yank was just a bonus. I've had countless massages as my ex was a massage therapist I met in physical therapy. The masseuse I had at the Asian parlor was on par if not better than my ex. If I was looking for just sex, a hand job, a blow job I would have fucked my wife. I was looking for a massage motherfucker. It just so happened I chose a place where not only was the masseuse very skilled, but she was also willing to release the sexual tension built up in the massage.

Are you from Cleveland?

>a laymen

found the tard

Why do you only shave your left egg roll?

>120 minutes

who has the patience to lie still for 120 minutes

Yes. We hit it off pretty good right off the bat. On the first visit, I asked if I could fuck her, but she insisted HJ only. By second visit, she was laying down on the table with me and we snuggled. On the third visit, I ate her pussy and asked again if I could fuck her. She told me I was crazy and asked if I had a condom...no condom, so just HJ.

On fourth visit, I brought a condom. When I showed bit to her she told me I was crazy and that the boss would fire her. U said ok and put it away. Half way through the massage, she told me the boss would fire her if they find out. Then she got up and put a chair in front of the door and told me to get the rubber. She took off her shorts and laid on the table. I put the condom on, ate her pussy, and fucked her. Paid her extra $140. Kept going to see her and paying her $140. She never told me how much to pay her, but it was worth more than the standard $100 for full service.

She eventually switched cities. Now, I just get a hotel for a few nights and she stays with me and we fuck for free. We spend the whole time together. She's fun. She wants to come be with me in my town. I'm conflicted.

did get hj?

No

how much?

Go for it, you obviously don't have anything else going for you

I agree, android 7.0 has retarded voice to text recognition software

LOL.

Too much going on...that's the problem. Commitment anxiety. I have a ex-gf of six years (who actually speaks perfect English and makes six figures legit), but we are in this weird codependency.

There are also like three other massage parlour girls who I am nurturing along at various stages. One fucks me for free, one let's me eat her pussy and gives me HJ and BJ at a therapeutic only place, and the other is starting to give me kisses at this other therapeutic only place and she tells her co-workers she likes me, but I can only communicate with her via Google Translate!

and you have retarded proofreading capabilities

Are you worried about STDs?

One near my area recently got busted for running a trafficking rig. Notice anything in yours?

Sup you bunch of pathetic virgin losers. I just came on here to show you how real men roll.

Last night I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with a special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 800 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is inside of her pussy hittin' them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says harder. V-Tec just kicked in yo! I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them. I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. John out.

Apparently not..

Idk how y'all do it...I've mongered quite a bit but can't fathom putting my mouth anywhere on these girls

Honestly, Ive thought about offering to marry an asian massage girl (not one in particular). do you get daily handjobs? is she really amazing at it?

what city user? Los Angeles?

Those who don't worry about getting STD's usually already have them.

>Sup Forums
>proofreading
>even pointing out typos
get fucked

excuse me user we say niggers and spics here tyvm

Of course. I know I'm taking a risk, but I have been going to these places long enough to have a good instinct about what to do with whom. I can gauge the girls and what my risk is based on each situation.

For example, the second girl I'm fucking, I had experience with her in the past at other places. She has always worked at places where extras are no-no. Eventually I was able to escalate the sessions from little pecks on the cheek at the end of the massage, to full blown GFE fuck session. It took about 15 visits, but it has been fun. I have never been able to get any extras from any of the girls at any of the places where she has worked. So, I am confident my risk with her is relatively lower. Also, when Rubmaps was viewable, all reports to the places she worked, and even about her were that you were wasting your time.

Now, when I go to the full service establishments, it's a whole different story

So he's likely infecting random massage-parlor girls. What an asshole.

do they usually require a condom for a bj?
would they let me take a video of a hj; i would avoid getting their face in the video