Do snakes exist? I mean, have you ever seen one?

Do snakes exist? I mean, have you ever seen one?

I think there might be some kind of conspiracy, what kind of animals would not have any legs? That sounds so inefficient.

It doesn't seem realistic.

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>what kind of animals would not have any legs
How about fish

There's literally a species called legless lizards

Yeah, but they live underwater. It's understandable that they wouldn't have legs. They can float and swim.

Snakes are on land. Why would they not have any legs?

How about snails

i assure you they exist and they scare the fuck out of me whenever i see them outside

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So you can slider on ground and trees....?Help u survive.

I was considering them to be fake as well, but I wasn't as sure.

This is exactly what I'm talking about! They're trying to keep us inside!

And, I have seen a snake.

Fish aren't animals. That's why they are called fish.

I live in the universe where snakes exist

How about worms

...

Are you actually fishing now

>be me
>be beaner
>live in universe with bernstein bears and not bernstain

Someone post blacked pls

I see about 50 rattle snakes every summer autist.

They're most definitely fake.

Photoshop, or just a really convincing sculpture.

Yeah and they want you to believe the snakes can swim too. Wtf

whats the summer autist? is that like the opposite of the solstice?

Realistic sculptures that draw blood when they bite

snails technically have one foot and no legs

Have you heard of Makeup?

I guess i'm illuminati then

Kek i give up

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Still no legs tho
>a snail is a foot

They don't exist in NZ or Ireland.

If snakes don't have legs then how can they wear boots? Explain that.

obviously fake blood, no puncture wounds and that "snake" looks a lot like leather weaved together to make some kind of weird looking wanna be animal.

Ausfag reporting. Can confirm, snakes are very real.

Dragonflies are illuminate spies from my dimension to spy on you normies

>snakes are very real.
no link, sage

Sure, just like those dropbears you kept telling everyone about back in the day

thats what they want you to think, think about it, what god would create ""snakes"" and not call them slidey boys

Snakes=Dragons illuminati exposed

Do eels exist?

Mates
youtu.be/3pCzh9OzpFg
Vid related- it's me catching sneks

bake a snake cake, everyone knows all snakes are really just caked, whenever you see one just approach it and eat it, if it moves it is autonomous as a lot of newer snake cakes have high technology.

They're more likely to exist than snakes.

At least underwater they don't need legs to move around.

surely if such a dangerous creature were real, no one would be foolish enough to go fuck with it just for shits and giggles

>The dangerous red bellied black snake

If it is so dangerous why put it in the title, seems like they are trying to subliminally make people think it is dangerous. Also is it red or black? it can't be both. also i am pretty sure at this point everyone knows Australia is a meme and is not an actual place.

Snake gives succ

not the guy you're replying to, but it's probably not fake. Snake looks like some type of garter snake.

If you're looking for two fang marks, you're not gonna find them. Constrictors don't have big frontal fangs, they have a mouth full of very sharp teeth meant for gripping.

Each of the outermost droplets probably mark an individual wound.

kek. Oh, you.

Max kek

wait shit I forgot we're in a meme thread about snakes not existing

ignore my autism but also snakes are cool

if snakes are real then why does it rhyme with fake?

I rest my case.

You think I'm memeing?

I personally believe when the aliums came to mine gold and created a slave species that they used snek and not simian dna. Why are snakes littered throughout occult imagery and not gorilla/monkey?

held and housed numerous snakes OP, can confirm real

yes, I have seen multiple snakes in my lifetime
the first time I was on my bike and thought it was a piece of a blown out tire
then it moved
then I moved

user is an iluminat stooge, OP. Can confirm liar.

tomorrow on infowars: Snakes, the tool for jew globalists reptilian to keep you away from the woods, where democrats rape children and conspire against trump

To all you snake believers, how many hours of fake snake research have you put in? I've devoted over 2 years of my life scouring Youtube and Instagram and eschewing all books and human interaction so I am uniquely qualified to let you in on a little secret the enlightened among us already know to be true. That is, of course, that #snakesarefake. I actually pity the deluded masses that have been snake charmed by the media into thinking that such a thing could actually exist. "Sidewinder" indeed.

I dare you to go to an Australian zoo and break into a snake enclosure.

I thinks snakes don't really exist too
I mean, look at this goofy fucker, she always swallows her food ass first

I guess the person who built her made a mistake, all animals swallow prey head first to my understanding

pic related is me actually holding a snake i caught in a small river. i named him charles.

the fug is that?

>ausfag
>snakes literally in my backyard
>had one inside my car once
>they exist

>Implying Australia exists

Always outrageous claims with no photo proof.

Aus fag here. They exist

The meat filling they put inside the leather sleeve squeezing out. they didn't seal the mouth ends so the filling wouldn't leak out.

why do people feel the urge to lie and say they are australian to respond to this thread? snakes are everywhere anons, just get out of your fucking house and you will see them

Not a snake in sight. HMMMMMM...

There are more Australians shitposting here than anyone else. Ask old moot.

My dad built a house on the urban fringe in the 80s.

We had many dugites literally on our back porch. Killed several.

Top 5 deadliest poisonous creatures on the planet. Chance of survival without treatment zero.

Snakes are very real and no joking matter.

I killed a small snek in sweden and ate it

>poisonous
get a log of this guy

Hey, look, more evidence of no snakes.

just because you're from faggot ireland doesn't mean snakes don't exist elewhere

that's ridiculous
she's ridiculous

>Snakes are very real and no joking matter.

Yet another picture of snakes not existing. There are literally billions of these.

are you fucking blind?

kek

Lost

i fucking lolled

>Saying Australia exists
>Implying people could live there without falling off globe
>Everything is sliding off the Earth and falling away

I'd rather believe in "snakes" than this ludicrous fantasy.

Finally something that isn't an obvious shop

>Snakes are no joking matter.

Wrong!

did snek died?

You have to be a democrat....