You're at the cinema and this guy sits directly beside you

You're at the cinema and this guy sits directly beside you

What do you do?

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take an extra dose of brain force because obviously I am about to watch a kino.

"Hey! Aren't you Alex Jones?"

ask him to make a photo with me and thank him for doing god's work

Give him all my delegates, I know that walk

"You're a rather large fellow"

Loudly repeat his best rants throughout the entire movie.

>"OH YOU GOT A MUSTACHE!?"
>"YOU KNOW THAT GUY'S A COWARD!"
>"YOU KNOW HE'S WEAK!!!"

Ask him why he married a jewess and refuses to call out ZOG

Shout "1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAY-UNNNNN"

Thank him for his service and buy some of his super male vitality.

I call Cenk Uygur.

Thank him for his services to the snake oil industry

Give him washer with fluoride in it. Watch him die.

Good luck

I anticipate the best cinematic experience of my life and try to get him riled up enough to scream at the screan.

I accuse him of being bill hicks

Go to the bathroom and get a marker to draw this on my hand. I'll sit back down beside him and make sure it's clearly seen by while I occasionally stare menacingly at him.

Freak him out a lil by feeding into his paranoia. Like, "Right on time, Mr. Jones. We've been expecting you ;)"

I always thought he looked like Stephen Stills myself.

Wait until the movie reaches its climax, then whisper "globalism" into his ear.

> offer him some of my crab legs
> he glances at them quickly and laughs, continuing to cut at his filet mignon
> the sound of his knife scraping against his Louis Vuitton anvil
> I grit my teeth, holding back tears, as I stare down at my jumbo sized crab leg bucket atop the generic brand anvil my parents got me for my 37th birthday
> my Falcon swoops down and steals a leg from me

Fart chem trails in his direction.Talk loudly about being a reptile. Put extra flouride in my soda. Sprinkle my popcorn with anthrax. Wear a jarmulke.

Redpill him on Sup Forums, by the end of it he'll be shitposting with the best of us (or he'll have his people start vetting out cinemas before he comes in)

Tell him I thought his Goatboy bit was hilarious.

I beat up anyone who tries to sit behind me. Come at me you fat faggot

paul joseph watson used to regularly steal whole Sup Forums threads, using the posted images, and make 20 minute reports.

the infowars/prisonplanet team knows about Sup Forums. they may have started this thread.

I love alex. I have listened since 99. do more billy corgan interviews alex. but the shilling they do on here is getting out of hand, especially the pjw obvious self shilling.

Infowars has used Sup Forums as a source before, particularly during the Boston marathon bombing.

Learn2read mongloid

>mfw his wife divorced him and he has to pay literally millions in alimony

Lern2spell mongoloid

GET OFF THE SEAT YOU FAT FUCK

I'll invite him to my cinema's shooting range, of course.

But there's already 1.12 gun per every citizen in USA. Is he saying we need to redistribute the firearms? Is he a commie?

>Fart chem trails in his direction
I laughed more than I should

>using Sup Forums as a source
And they complain about the MSM. Jesus.

I break the conditioning.

Call Jimmy Dore.

I did. Lrn2 spell and read.

Share my gabbagool from the concessions

Ask him how he survived getting chopped up by Raiden on the roof of World Marshal HQ.

AAAAALEX JOOOOOOOONES

Share with him my "Patriot Blend 100% Organic Coffee" in stock on store.infowars.com/Patriot-Blend-100-Organic-Coffee_p_1173.html

This triggers the conspiracy theorist.

youtube.com/watch?v=qwLWq5roN_k

You should be skeptical of everything. Both infowars and government. If your ideas about the causes of the problems in the world are bullshit then you won't accomplish anything. He views himself as a caped crusader but really he is more like Don Quixote battling windmills.

more of these

Sup Maddox, you're a cuck.

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it's like the redneck tony soprano

Tell him that I'M AGAINST SAUDI ARABIA YOU DUMBASS

Alex Jones dosen't believe in reptilians, in fact he's so bluepilled he gets triggered by the whole concept.

ask him what happened to the real Alex Jones, did the CIA kill him?

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Ask him if he would have sex with my wife

Watson is a smug retard, can't stand him. Alex is retarded but at least funny in his maniac say
>CHEMICALS THAT TURN THE FRGGIN FROGS GAY

point out illuminati symbolism in the movie till he gets annoyed with me

use the manlet as an armrest

Infowars used to be about aliens and other dumb shit.

Do you think they changed because of Sup Forums?

I don't think Alex Jones was ever into aliens though I suspect he thinks they're demons.

>yfw info wars is a ruse website to hide the real truth

Ironically jones is one of the most "bluepilled".

>humble water filter salesman

ohh lawd

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If its a ruse how is he bluepilled, genius.