What was your worst sexual experience, Sup Forumsros?

What was your worst sexual experience, Sup Forumsros?

20m virgin

I guess my arm

Your mum

When my right hand goes to sleep mid jerk off

19 year old male kissless virgin

>be me
>dating girl some years back
>decide to try anal
>lube up, work my way in
>fucking 10/10 tightness
>fucking for a few minutes and my dick starts to feel super warm, almost hot
>feel something moving around my dick
>pull out to see what's up and uncork a diarrhea geyser
>literally shit on everything
>last time I ever tried anal

Passed out in a spare bed at a party and woke up to a drunken couple having sloppy sex in the same bed.

Im gay and I was gonna fuck a stranger off of grindr the guy shows up and he is way fatter than the picture he sent me and i was like oh well bc i was horny af but when he got naked he smelt kind of bad and he wouldnt blow me, I ended up jerking him off to completion and then he started jerking me but like 2 minutes in he got tired and he said that his friends had pizza and he was gonna go i didnt even fucking cum

Buddy and I pulled a pair of sluts on a stag party, end of the night took them back to our villa and started fooling around in the same bed. Me being too drunk fag couldn't get it up and had to sit in the other room while friend had a threesome. Got rekd for the rest of the holiday. Feels

You need to have a sexual experience to have your worst

Pooped on some guys dick once.

Jesus that's bad

>be me
>renting a piece of shit house in a rough neighbourhood
>landlord is a fat disgusting cunt who is constantly cracking sexual jokes
>one day I agree to get into his car to look at another house he has in a slightly less pleb area
>he sexually assaults me in an empty house
>cry
>have to get back in the car with him to go home
>he keeps rubbing my crotch in the car
>get home
>cry a lot
>move to a shitter area to get away from him

I want to vomit every time I Trumplestiltskin because he reminds me of my rapist.

anything on ethanole

best was on cannabis

>this means something

I was drunk as hell and couldn't come for some reason. I freaked out.

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>last night
>cheat on gf with girl from school
>shes on her period but idk
>starts riding my knee like crazy
>knee covered in blood
>get distracted by it
>turn soft
>cheated on my gf and was only in her for legit 10 secs
>went to her bathroom, took a massive shit
>shower and see this thread

In Germany we call those things 'Muschiklaus'

Does that translate to anything in English? I call her the Sicilian flag.

>pic related

puked on a stranger's dick once. at least he was cool about it.

Never really had a bad experience.
My gf i lost my virginity too was over once. I had a super high fever and felt miserable.
We fucked for what seemed to be 20 mins but was actually 3 hours. Im surprised she didnt get bored.

>mfw I was the mate in that couple a few times
To every flower child at weddings, grandkid at Disneyland or dude that's a +1 to every party, sorry for the sloppy sounds.
>I just don't care anymore
>Smell my musk