Be african

>be african
>score a few tap ins in france
>someone buys you for hundreds of millions
>turns out you're a just another shit african player

How many times will it happen

first of all
canada
second of all
how is he shit?

>canada

first of all
ahmed
Subhaan-Allaah
wal-hamdu Lillaah
wa laa ilaaha ill-Allaah
wa Allaahu akbar

This has literally never happened.

Martial

pls play with actual round balls and come back to us

Day of the rake!

is it me or every time I hear this guy's name I think of MMMBOP???

get this racism of my board REEEE.

>tfw not racist, but preferred white regens in FM

He's shit

And he was born a year after the song, so its totally possible he's named after it..

amin

ur shit

is this trudeau's new national anthem?

why did i laugh at this

maybe that song was playing when his parents were conceiving him? So romantic.

not sure. Ask a Londoner?

Martial literally saved Man U last season with De Gea, and he's still one of the few valuable player in that shitty club

Racist inbred

He was the best player in his team today

He was decent enough today but it was a mistake to think he's superhuman when he scored a few goals against ultra shit tier defenders like Ginter or Johnny Pebbles desu

>be canadian
>absolutely no one cares one way or another

>saved
from what? not going to the europa league?

will you accept my offer now?

...

>racism off my board
>>/reddit/

>implying C3 aint top tier for Man U

>conceiving

I dont think you know about how blacks are born

Hint: there is a toilet involved

Underrated comment

He played good today, actually. I think he is ready to move to a bigger team, he clearly has the mental strength to deal with the pressure that comes from playing an important tournament.

Because you're a loser.

Anyways:

>canada

he did better in a single game that MSN combined in both legs

He was ok today, but I think it's pretty clear he's peaked. First rose to stardom in the 2016-17 season, achieved his potential in the 2016-17 season, and rounded out his career playing for Monaco in the 2016-17 season.

Monaco are gonna choke Ligue 1 too. LMAO.