Sunday morning secrets thread anyone?

Sunday morning secrets thread anyone?
share your secrets

I shit my pants at a party once so i threw my shorts in the bathroom garbage and wiped shit on the toilet. Everyone thought it was the fat kid so I laughed at him to. He left crying kek

I pretend to be a girl in chat-based video games, like World of Warcraft.

Pussy gets secrets... Your move...I..I might be home, finally.

i drew this

everybody knew it was you tho fam

maybe they did

Show feminine benis

I was broke as shit when i was 19 so i met an old dude off craigslist and he payed me 300 bucks to let him suck me off. Told my friends that i found it walking down the street and we got drunk

I'm gonna run away from everything I know. I'm almost 30 but not happy here.

I'm most attracted to gils about 15 years old. skinny flat with hips is supreme

I'm a piece of shit

thats not a secret user

why?

I lost my virginity to a girl with cerebral palsy.

tell story

I lost my virginity to an older married woman.

...

Ι've cheated in every single relationship I've had. I'm married to a man for 3 years now and last month I started cheating on him too.

post tits fagget

Pic needed

I got put on an antidepressant and a mood stabilizer and now I can't come at all. My wife has no idea.

I'm a closet gay, I've need been with a guy, but I would love to get rammed sometime soon.
Call me anytime if your in my area code:
(714) 609-6617

I dumped my wife's nudes on Sup Forums and vola and doxed her full name. Now you can just Google her name and find her nudes, masturbation and fuck videos.

What's her name then user?

I'm not going to say that and leave evidence for the archives

post pic of your wife?

Faggot sack of shit.

That would have the same effect

>bunch of us go to a friends summer home
>she can't swim but she wants to know what it feels like
>after everyone either goes to a party or to bed she comes up to me in a bikini
>I pick her up and carry her into the shallow end of the pool
>sit with her as she lies back and floats on her back
>she turns around and puts her arms around me
>take her towards the deep end and start making out
>I untie her bikini top as she pulls down my shorts
>slide her bottoms to the side, pus her against the pool wall and enter her
>fuck her gently for a few minutes
>pull out, cum in the pool in front of her
>she giggles and we make out some more
>afterwards I help her get out and get herself dried off
>cuddle up with her in bed and fall asleep

I fucked my older sister

I'm single but keep fucking my ex and a friend of mine, even though she is married

I literally cheat on my fiance like once every other week.

We've been together 9 years and I just can't stop fucking my ex and my best friend. I love my fiance, I truly do. But god damn these candy ass pussy's are god like

I feel like a roody poo bitch

Burned myself playing with an iron and blamed the nanny/maid for it, she got shouted at and fired (I was 3-5)
Sucked my own dick and came because I had little control of cumming back then (12), I had to swallow because my mum was about to come and I couldn't walk around with cum on my mouth, I have no gay tendencies whatsoever, I wanted to know what getting sucked was like, kinda dissapointing and wish I could undo it
Camwhored in chaturbate in my teen years at the hope of meating women, I set the filter to let only women but yo know what "women" in the internet means, I wish I could go back in time to beat the shit out of my younger self, I'm scared to death people have that footage

Note, not even camwhoring because I didn't get money out of it, just being an exhibitionist because I was bad with women irl

no one cares about you jerking your little ding-ding faggot.

It could destroy me socially for starters, though if they did it it's CP so they can get shit too

Good lad, the physically disabled need more saints like you! I'm sure she enjoyed it a much greater deal than you tbh

You know we're going to ask you to go in depth
You did good user, it's social work if anything

I played and enjoyed doki doki literature club.

I like No man's sky

I'm a 32 year old kissless virgin. I've given up.

Why not prostitution?

Thanks. When we woke up we showered together and she told me she had a crush on me.

I did the third thing too, except for guys as well
realllly doubt anyone saved us.

i love seeing other anons post my gf on b

I've sucked my own dick to completion

I pretend to be a member of my countries indigenous community to sleep with stupid white women.
Just ask them why they're being racist enough and eventually they will just sleep with you.

You are.

whenever i goto macdonalds, i call my sister and see if she wants anything
she usually gets a shake like 9 times out of 10
and 9 times out of 10 its full of semen

Jesus Chris user. Just stop going to that McDonald's.

The ones I go to usually never have semen.

...

I'm sure you ended up breaking her heart. Do tell.

You should run away from your thoughts

I married her a few years later

It does pass with time. Try breathing heavily and concentrate hard on what turns you on when you're close. Been there, it passes. At least you can last any amount of time now. You must be a good fuck !

good on you Sup Forumsro

I really want to be fucked by my dad. I always set my tinder age preference to 35+ to enable my huge fetish.

post her

Sounds like a good thing you got going there.

It's bretty gud.

Lets see your udders

Pic of her?
Was she pretty?

How did you get her to?

She wouldn't be comfortable with me sharing pics of her. She's not the prettiest girl in the world, but that wasn't why I married her.

I am the reason that people can no longer do the following at my old High School.

>Leave campus for lunch
>Bring bags into class
>Use a saw in shop unattended
>Use any machinery in the welding area unattended
>Say the phrase "Follow the nose" to the econ teacher
>Check out more than one book at a time
>take the trays out of the cafeteria
>Lock their gym lockers

I am also the reason that everyone gets searched when they leave the chemistry room.

I know the feeling. This is me:

Lexapro? That's what happened to me. It passes after a few months. After that, you'll love it because you can last a lot longer. Shit's cash.

Also no one is allowed to wear a suit of armor anymore to classes

What probably did.
>Go to the library
>Check out multiple books on weapons
>Bring bag loaded with a bomb
>Put bomb bag inside the gym locker and lock it
>Go to econ class
>Sperg the fuck out
>Make obvious references to jews when the phrase follow the nose is in econ claass
>Get kicked out of class
>Go to lunch
>Sperg the hell out again
>Start beating people with your lunch tray
>Go completely mental, run to the shop
>Grab a saw
>Slice someone's arm off
>Grab a welder
>Turn it on, and jab it into someone's eyeball
>Detonate bomb
>Run the fuck out of the school

bump

I regularly fuck my cousin (28) for drug money, she's got her younger sister (22) hooked and I'll probably be fucking her soon too.

Pic kinda related, except blonde.

i actually hate my best friend

Geez user.

My step daughter is incredibly cute. She's going to be a super hot chick when she grows up. Hotter than her mom. So many years until it's worth setting up a hidden cam... Im hopinh it'll pass. But I worry I'll go through with it because I think about it all the time.

I regularly like to fuck and dump chicks with low self confidence.

Awwwhhhhh

I've been planning my suicide. I think a few people wouldn't be surprised if I went through with it. I just need a volunteer. I'm too much of a pussy to pull the trigger.

Normie Scum.

Same here man.

Call a suicide help line. Please get help.

Wish you the best stranger.

Wow. So edgy.

Fucked a 18 year old girl last night.
Small girl with big tits and big ass.

>Different rounds of fucking
>she screams of enjoyment
>she has multiple orgasms
>sucks dick like a queen
>have a few waterbreaks inbetween
>few hours later
>she has the longest orgasm i have ever witnissed,
>she cramped up moaning for like 45 seconds straight after i pulled out.

>when done she is cuddeling up and we make small talk
>tells me she is a huge fan of one direction.

Kill me.

I once masturbated to NTR hentai.

You might want to get tested after that.

I've exposed nudes of a student. With her full name.

It's amazing, don't judge. Or do. No reason we can't both do our thing.

fucking slut, kill yourself.

agreed,i am thinking about it...

You sound like my ex.

Just looking out for you user. Remember, stay away from 18 year old college girls that go to state schools. They're bad news.

Have you seen them reposted and did you take them yourself?

I tried a satanic ritual once.

I fapped while watching 2 girls 1 cup then ate chocolate ice cream afterwards..

Did the devil cure your gay?

Nothing happened.

Download the Tinder app, you'll thank me later...

I screwed a toilet paper roll.

I’m dating a guy nine years older than me.

Yes and no found them.on a confiscated phone.