Be a 26 year old virgin

>Be a 26 year old virgin
>Never kissed a girl either
So how old are you virgins?

31 gandalf reportin in

1 years old

Why do you think grills won't kiss you. Do you smell bad?

No I shower everyday. I'm just autistic around girls and a 4/10 in looks

Ban

I'm also a 31 year old virgin. Where the fuck are my wizard powers?

Why do you say that? What autistic things do u do

I don't know how to talk to girls in a social setting like in a bar etc. My only real interest is videogames.

24 :u

OP you must let go of your insecurities and build your confidence,

Then talk to girls who like video games too

How to lose your virginity: The Guide

Each step should up your bonability meter, try getting laid after one step and then if it fails try the next step.

Step 1) Get a skill
I don't care what just make sure it's something creative; bitches love artists.

Step 2) Start exersising
Would you fuck a fat chick? no? then what makes you think she'd fuck a fat guy? you aint fat? get ripped then.

Step 3) Start talking to people
Find a regular hang out IRL with people like a bar or a gym or even a park, practice talking to bitches and regular jack offs like yourself until you get good at it.

Step 4) Sacrifice
If the first three steps failed you either have some personal problem that probably requires very specific guidance to get over or you're fucking dense and cannot read signals, go sacrifice a baby or some shit to satan and pray to fucking god he helps you because you fucking need it.

Step 5) If all else fails
If all else fails go online or to the shady part of town and fuck a hooker, boom you lost your v card; won't feel good since it's empty emotionless sex but it's something.

Step 6) Fucking end it all
If you failed at getting someone who's job it is to fuck you to fuck you, fucking end it since you have literally no chance at redemption.

rent a hooker

im a 28 year old who only had sex with hookers for the past 5 years. i pretty much gave up on it since i dont get any real satisfaction, no sex in the past 8 months. So while im not a virgin i am quit sexless.

>Where the fuck are my wizard powers?
have fun being a virgin and a normie

20 But I've kissed a girl before

don't give up on it yet

do the same stuff with hookers that you like to watch in porn

This

even if you are autistic with 4/10 face
be ripped and play the fucking piano or something and it will all work out

36.

I am in decent shape, lift and run every day.
Work as a welder and play the guitar.
Still a virgin at 30 because I got really bad social phobia.

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Give full this pic.

That feel when you get placed next to the cute grill...

19. Never kissed a girl, never been in any kind of relationship, however I am quite social and I have tried twice to get a girl. I actually got a date the second time, but she cancelled on the day of the date because her grandma felt very illgood, which was total bullshit.

I just don't know what to do, I have kind of given up on it and I've decided to wait ot put, for now, as I'd like to focus more on my studies, but this feeling always creeps back to me.

>found the nonvirgin normie

27 here. Never even held hands.

Old enough, had sex multiple times with multiple partners of the opposite sex which is my preference. Just talk to the partner of your choice and sex will follow, eventually.

can't confirm. I am obese but my dick is quite big and I'm very self-confident. 24, had a 2 year relationship already, fucked 6 bitches and got blown by at least 15. it's not about your body weight, bitches want a confident guy who know what he wants.

I was a kissless virgin 27 yo.
Then I met a cute girl and we fucked on the second date.
Don't lose hope.

>"I am obese but"
stopped reading there, bitches will leave a fat guy with a big dick for a ripped guy with a dick that is slightly less big because 90% are shallow fucks who only care about their image.

Getting laid by bitches with low standards is easy, they're a dime a dozen, getting laid by a good bitch is harder.

I lost it at 18 but I have a friend that is 34 and still a virgin and will never get laid since he is a loser with a 6pm curfew

Holy shit, I have found a way in which my knowledge can benefit others. Folks, all you have to do is find a pump-and-dump on /soc/. Failing that, call a hooker.

if you have social phobia how do you even get to work?

This doesn't apply to all bitches out there. I had bitches cheating on their ripped boyfriend with me. My ex left her ripped boyfriend for me, but I recently broke up because she was a fucking psycho.

you are 19 its okay they will become hoes later on, women want to fuck past 25

Don't disparage large dudes. He just needs to find a woman with that certain itch.

Dude, women want to fuck at most ages past 18. You just have to find them.

21, but I kissed a few

Actually they want to fuck at once they're 14.
But they only fuck alpha chads

Man, you are a genius and your knowledge is powerful. I never would've thought about paying for sex.
Seriously, I don't really care about sex itself (and about being a virgin), but I'm bothered by my autism and emotional damage, and after many years spent alone I'm starting to feel lonely.
It's not something that can be fixed with "pump-and-dump".

lost at 22, gave it up at 29, 35 now
no shame in deferring to the experts; that is how shit gets done

Not advocating underage copulation, dude. Trying to help you guys out in the best way that I can.

xanax

Not an expert but I willingly offer my experience or what you might consider "expertise" if it helps some dudes in need get laid. Doing this for you guys because, damnit, been there and been wanting.

I work alone, take contracts through email and phone. Very rarely meet any of my clients. At most just a hello and maybe a few words to see what's needed etc. I live in a small town in the countryside.

21. It's over, man.

Tried it, doesn't help. Just makes me nauseous.

Dude, you can have a healthy relationship. Not necessarily just paying for sex. It just takes a little bit of effort and finding the right partner.

i do not consider myself in need, thanks anyway?

i have all ways being shy a beta pussy alot of girl come up to me hit on me and i would run oway best way to lost you virgin card is be confident drink alcohol or do drugs

If over 21 have your tried small amounts of alcohol? Not enough to intoxicate but enough to lube social interactions?

cocaine

The best interactions don't involve alcohol or drugs, just pure animal magnetism. But one shouldn't be discouraged if either one is necessary.

Funny, because I used to be ripped and play the piano. Those things don't mean shit if your face is not at least 7/10

>Because 90% are
did you even read what I wrote?

Of course, getting buzzed is the only way I can buy groceries and get around town.
But as a method of meeting people it's useless, I get even more closed off and quiet when I'm drunk..
No thanks.

Nah, try it without illegal substances first.

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>over 21
Kek found the American, it's 18 or less everywhere else in the world.

Okay, maybe you should lay off it a bit if you require it to satisfy basic needs. Have you tried online shopping?

Heroin

No, I can't. I don't get how intimacy works, and I've become even more recluse than usual. It's a vicious circle, and I have no idea how to break it.

Doesn't make it any less viable. Don't be a dick, dude.

Don't drink often, I only go shopping once a month.
And yes I have tried online shopping but delivery takes weeks where I live, if you even get the stuff you order..

its an american website, so stfu or gtfo

Y is it so hard to get laid as a 11yr old

Seek professional help from a behavioral therapist or similar if you can afford one.

25 and I plan to get to at least 50. It is fairly easy - I matched my disgusting looks with being utter piece of shit and an asshole. So even if I somehow get to talk to a female, I try to make her uncomfortable, so I don't have to carry on with another shitty conversation revolving around idiotic soap opera she watches on netflix.

Gtfo with that heroin shit dude.

elephant tranquilizer

Get the fuck off of this site, FBI faggot.

>I get even more closed off and quiet when I'm drunk
Same here. The second I start getting drunk I avoid people more and more.
9/10 times I end up drinking alone, listening to folkmusic and just chilling on my own company.

It’s a chinese website.

Tried several times, some of them also prescribed me drugs (antidepressants, benzos, all the usual stuff).
Now I'm just trying to live the best life possible for me, that basically means getting drunk and shitposting on Sup Forums.
I hope I die soon.

Fair enough. Idk. I'll refer you to the previous statement of seeking professional help in the form of a behavioral therapist. I seek pussy myself but tend to focus on the needs of others before my own needs.

27, tho i have kissed 2 girls with what you would call a "grandma kiss", but they don't really count since i was drunk

nice b8

Not FBI, but if I posted nudes would this get taken down for cp?

Not for you, nitwit.

That is not how you attract a partner. Cater to your partner's needs and put them above your own. If only temporarily, unless you are looking for a long-term relationship.

>be me
>29 years old
>play guitar a bit but love the piano and have been playing since I was 6
>work out and love rock climbing
>have a great job
>best friend with a female since 4th grade
>sadly ugly as fuck with crooked jaw and cave man face
>got kissed once, was a thank you kiss for playing Säkkijärven Polka on the school piano for a Finnish girl in 9th grade
>that's as far as my "love life" has gone
>tried dating, never works
>going to see a prostitute soon just to get it over with

Don't advocate drugging a potential partner. If you can't get a date without drugging them, then you probably don't need a date at all. Please call the FBI/Interpol in this case, they will happily locate a place for you.

I'm a 33yo sorcerer now, I had sex once when I was 8, which was no more than a dick prod between my asscheeks(and reverse) by a 14yo cousin. I had my only gf when I was 15 for a few months, but we did nothing. Then got my first kiss on the mouth(and only) from a girl when I was 18 out of the blue, I certainly took that opportunity to kiss her back. There was also a girl at a party once who offered that I go down on her but I refused.

I had no relationships ever since and I get rejected every time I try.

This is harder than you think

Stop being such a gigantic faggot. You’re shy. Get over it. Watch how others act in social situations and then force yourself into them. This shit can be learned. I got tired of being a useless shy faggot so I started auditioning for plays. I had a friend who knew everyone everywhere we went. I started doing what he did (it’s really just talking to people). Fuck, but even before all that I managed to get laid. You’re using that bullshit idea of “social phobia” as an excuse. The assholes who coined that term did so just so they’d have a market for wellbutrin. You’re just shy. Again, get the fuck over it.

Worked on your mom, faggot.
Believe it or not, some take drugs willingly. Assuming I am as low as you is incorrect.

You skipped step 4
Step 5 is for when you're so ugly even a succubus wouldn't fuck you

never said it was easy, this guide is for banging bitches who aren't low self-esteem trash with faces that would make even a sex fiend flacid.

Hookers or realistic partners, the latter costs less in the long term than the former. Hey, the final decision is up to you.

Methamphetamines I find take the edge off makes it real easy to sleep with girls.

Mom weighs a ton and is elderly, have fun with that. Perhaps I have much higher standards for a sexual partner and a disregard for incestual relationships.

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Not him but there is a massive difference between being shy and having real social phobia.
We are talking massive physical reactions.
>difficulty breathing
>racing hearth
>increased blood pressure
>panic attacks
>anxiety
And in my case black outs.
I pass out if stuck in a situation I can't handle.
Not something you "get over".

Have fun with those performance issues that illegal narcotics tend to provide. I'll stick with tobacco myself.

>the latter costs less in the long term than the former
Never been divorced I see...

Listen, bro, I know this board is filled with incels, but I do this on purpose. I am saving my v-card just because I can. I had girls sleeping in my bed, I had a few drunk skanks feeling my dick through pants and asking to go to my place. Hell, I was even asked by a girl to a prom (which I haven't attended, because I hated 99% of my school).

You could try seeking professional help, you might need a script for something which would benefit you more than CBT (cognative behavioral therapy)

I actually have a diagnosis.. Also showing traits of Asperger and autism.
Sure I'm shy, but I can't be around people without a complete mental breakdown followed by days of anxiety attacks and shit like that.

this, chronic depression and social anxiety are not the kind of thing where you can just flip the faggot switch to "off" and get out there and slay some puss
meds can help but are really only intended to level you out enough to keep you from putting a gun in your mouth

>lost my virginity at 30
>now live a regular life with regular sex
>never payed to have sex

life is good