Waifu Thread

Waifu Thread

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I claim Renge's dream girl

Claimed

nagato is god and i ilove her

>all the people who post are fags
>talks to Noire of all people

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>he pays attention to all my posts
Some people are just obsessed

Good meme friendo

No problem, friendo

Oh, NS is back? Maybe it just lost last thread.

Duke hi

I read almost every post when I'm not playing vidya ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm like vro

Cute

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So when am I going to get to shock you while we have sex?
That way as you get sweaty you'll be more conductive and it'll hurt more with each passing second

thanks you too

derz reposting for duty le capitan
ok i have to do this please hold:

>using namesync
>needs recognition this bad
Attentionwhores leave

You're psychotic!

goooood morning!

Morning

how you doing?

uhm....can I throw my hat into that ring?

Go me for sleeping two hours.

Rem claimed

OK:

this is a red head with freckles, a bob haircut, a house of pain T-shirt, a bomber jacket, jeans, and is holding a truck wrench on shoulder looking slightly pissed off. it took me about 45 to draw, and it has good expression of character or something like that

and, like, I got an award for killing Germans during the battles surrounding Verdun, or something like that

Help what's-her-face is wants to shock me!

Do you feel refreshed, love?

Bored and running out of phone battery, you?

So is your Blood-chan persona
Don't act like you wouldn't enjoy it, the constant pain as the electricity flows through you, I think I'd wire it between your thighs so it'd flow straight through your crotch
I wonder if I'd be able to force you to cum by making your muscles contract

Which end?

I'm matter but I don't matter

Morning there Yami

do not worry....I am so willing to take your place

uhm...bored but on PC...so battery good I suppose

uhm the part where you run voltage into me to induce pain

renge!

what's up

I can feel my skull shatter from the dull chatter

T-that does sound kinda hot.

sorry

...Is it really that bad when nobody is calling you a whore?

Best girl in itt.

I'm tired, but I feel okay. I would've liked to be asleep a little longer.
How are you?

You run current, darling
but sure thing

And I wouldn't have to worry about you fighting back, I can just give you nice strong shocks until you behave like a good pet
You'll be so submissive; it'll be so cute

I can't wait for this Viking game, but I have to suffer through this Pissburg game first. Kill me.

I kekked'ed

i have to visit a sick uncle i'll be back

youtu.be/GWeZgoDG994

that is very true but I am flustered by the excitement

hoping Vikings lose

don't see it happening

I'm doing very well thank you for asking. I had a wonderful jog this morning too, the cold air was fresh because no cars on the road. You should sleep longer when you can.

What do you plan to do to me once I'm subbed? Also please don't talk about violence, I'm having an up day.

Everyone who still posts is a fag, see:

ERPs with a dude
Is a (failed) trap
Likes traps
Talks about fucking a failed trap
Bf is trap
Tries to fuck trap while trying to be one
Is mugi
Saves nude pictures of a man
Used to go to /animus/

>not on fag list
feels good man

Just school stuff
First week and about 20 assignments due for some reason
And you/

>used to
And why would going to animus even matter?

I need to stay warm, so cold air is a no no...
I do try, but I can't sleep.

>
nani

Roses all on her wedding dress, blood from her mouth, I'm a mess

I kind of want them to win. How did you feel when Farve threw that interception?

I would be a VERY passable trap.

You come off as a tad obsessed with faggotry.

Autism

Aren't you bored?

Have you ever seen snow before?

>ERPs
>Likes traps
>Tries to fuck trap while trying to be one
>Saves nude pictures of a man
woah it's almost as if you do or have done all of these

Heheh yay its a osaka!!!

a little : ) im going to get something to eat before the game starts

I've seen snow twice in my life and then another time my city just kinda iced over.

Forgot you
>Waifu looks like a dude
Because animus is gay as heck
>this is passable
Forgot you
>attentionwhores by pretending to want to kill himself
Who said I wasn't a fag?

Only the best thing that japan has ever produced

Hahahahahahaha

Don't worry, I'd be gentle with you, at first

I'd do anything I want, I bet your butt would be nice and tight
And you better obey or I'd have to beat you
Maybe if you're bad I'd run some nice coarse sandpaper down your spine and pour vinegar down your back if you're still bad

Pussy's just another hole that I crawl in and out of

Nigger I do 50 million fairly homosexual things each day and you're going to just make up some shit about my waifu
Literally what

What's your team?

I think you should move to south America or a warm Azn country.

Don't post my face!

>implying I participate in any gay shit
I just chill, maybe you should try it instead of being a colossal faggot

everyone knows you're a fag
weak bait

Or I can stay where I am and hide under a lot of blankets.

My boner... stop... you're going to make me fall in love with you..!

Whoa! Sonokawa is cute!

being our main rival I definitely want them out...and the interception....well conflicted....happy for obvious reasons but sad. Problem is I was upset with him. What he tried to do to Aaron...bad...when he went to the Jets I held no ill will

but the Vikings?!

yikes that's alot...I am building up for wednesday for my first course...Professor Yami at your service!

oh sweet jeebus....whatever you say!

You've posted on animus

Posting != being a faggot
Have you seen the gay shit that happens there? Participating in that would make you gay

But that's what I want, I want you to want me to hurt you
You'll crawl up to me like the subhuman you are and beg to be punished, maybe if your lucky I'd step on you and make you cry for it

You can just call me Master

I'll just leave this here
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here

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Aw, forgot my image

I have to get going anyway, I'll return though, so don't be too sad

Just posting on there makes you a homo.

Hopefully they're small, easy things
I haven't checked on the bulk of them just yet
What course are you teaching? I would ask the university as well but I don't mean for you to divulge too much personal information

>3D called me that last night
enjoyable/10

My brother and I are planning to take a trip to Japan for the Olympics. While we're there I'm going to see if I actually want to live there. It'll be hard to give up my country so we'll see...
I want to live in a warm part.

T-thank you! ./////.

Wait wait wait you live in ChIraq and you like the Packers???

I'm not who you think I am though!

I fucking chose a file you huge piece of shit

Have a nice day.
>maybe my boner can relax a little now

Ooh, Japan? That sounds nice. Remember to keep good conduct, otherwise they'll look down on you...
I want to live somewhere scenic, be it in the city or somewhere further.

omg...yes please Master whatever makes the pain happen

no problem ^_^

It's my first "paid" teaching course...Psych 101
I was a TA and student teacher in graduate school...and was paid but obviously I worked under the psychologist as it was her class

used to live in Chiraq

and yes...here is how it went

So I never cared about sports (except equestrian of course)

My uncle married into the family and I asked him to teach me about football. He agreed but said "listen user, I will teach you, but you're going to learn the right way."

so he taught me all about football. He's from Madison...lifelong GB fan

and so here I am

>weak bait
>everybody replies
You can't just make this shit up
Olympics is worst time to visit a country, retard.

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Ah, nice
I took that not too long ago
A real cakewalk of a class, fortunately
I hope you have a good student population

That's a pretty weak conclusion, but whatever

I really don't plan to live there, I would LOVE to live in China or Korea, but Japan will be my first stop so I'm going to really see if I want to do it. Hong Kong is first on my list though. Come live with me.

Lol Sup Forumsrony~
And wooowww I would have so ashamed of you. What do your parents think about all this?

I could care less. I won't have any other reason to go to Japan otherwise.

Sono is one of those rare people that look too feminine to be a proper male but would look like hot garbage on HRT

Poor lad. I see why he is suicidal now

You need a reason to go to Japan?

Yeah because it would be boring otherwise

I will have a good one. I'm starting with a small class thankfully. They hired me because they wanted real world experience

mom doesn't care about football...now my family! BWAHAHA they love to rib me...but when Hundley took down the Bears...oh it was so delicious

Shut up Bebop. Why are you even here?

Maybe if you're stupid. They have festivals and shit all year

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I'm not Bebop, name dropping autist.

I'd ask why you are here but its obvious you have nowhere better to be,

There is only one thing important in this photo

youtu.be/ye8KvYKn9-0

Kek
That's too much. Do you ever wear jerseys around them? My brother wears Pats jerseys and it triggers me.

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