Did Mr. Burns think that his mustache was sideburns?

Did Mr. Burns think that his mustache was sideburns?

Well mr burns had done it

the power plant had won it

with roger clemons clucking all the while

mike scioscia's tragic illness made us smile

while wade boggs lay unconscious on the bar room tile!

It's just a joke about Burns being unreasonable and old men hating sideburns (in the 50s a stereotypical hoodlum would have long sideburns)

we're talking softball

from maine to san diego talkin soooooooftball

It was a George Steinbrenner joke.

Fuck you now the song is stuck in my head again

>Where's Sideshow Bob and that guy that eats people and takes their faces?
>I'm right here, Chief!
>Oh okay, well where's Bob?
>He run off
>Oh. Well if anyone asks, I beat him to death

I didn't get any part of this joke

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TRADE JAY BUHNER FOR?

Sorry :-(

I live in England and don't know anything about baseball. Please don't report me to the moderators.

Best part of this bit is Mattingly saying "Look, Mr. Burns, I don't know what you think sideburns are--" and getting cut off.

I like those Simpsons bits where literally one character realizes the weirdness/stupidity of the situation they're in.

I always assumed this

Seeing as mr burns has sizable sideburns himself

So what the fuck was Mattingly's problem?
Why didn't he just shave those sideburns?

The joke is that Wiggum is bad at his job.

What about the part about the guy that eats peoples faces

This.

George Steinbrenner, owner of the Yankees for you non baseball fans, has a rule that no Yankees are allowed to have facial hair other than a tasteful mustache. He had butted heads with players over the years on this issue.

From what I remember, he just looks like a normal guy and delivers his line really cheerfully.

Joke is that you'd expect someone horrifying.

>Sarah please... Sarah, it's ten dollars a pill.

When did Chief Wiggum start dropping E?

>has

I've heard people ripping on this episode for being bad because it ushered in all these having guest stars on like they seem to do all the time now, but that episode is honestly one of my favorites.

I didn't know this until I was older but I really appreciate that they got the guy who did the original song to sing this version.

its so comfy