Finally, after 3 days of rummaging these ruins you've found something worth your attention.
It's a chest. It seems to be sealed with a weird kind of magic padlock. What now?
Finally, after 3 days of rummaging these ruins you've found something worth your attention.
It's a chest. It seems to be sealed with a weird kind of magic padlock. What now?
Throw a rock at the mimic, there's nothing in these ruins
Fuck it
Roll?
Yeah fuck it.
F-fuck it
I talk to the lock, and with my social skills get it to open up.
Fuck it op
c'mon guys i have more images for little adventure. Trips are just beggining.
(its not mimic)
I roll for dubs, if I get it the chest opens.
Rolling
ehh...
sure
Rollerino
rolley check em
will quads do?
Rolls
Open up to me oh great magic sealed chest
yeah they would
Open up
Open!!!
rolling for never open
This is why I stay on Sup Forums
I gently touch my wiener head to the padlock
Also (the magic lock says trips open)
Pet it
Tripping
Just like gently though, a probing tip touch... for investigatory purposes
Rolled 16 for a surrounding check, let's check it out boys
spit on it
Tickling the chest for it to open up to me
Rollin for trips
fuck the box anally
OPEN U PIECE OF SHIT
Do It.
Oh holy trips lend me your strength
hug it
checkem
Compliment its style
Masturbate while looking in it's eyes then shoot my load on to it ... Then search for the fucking key/magic spell thingy
dubs for throwing the chest into the ocean
reroll
Rollerino
crack it open like an egg and consume the treasure within
Furiously start beating the chest with my half-erect wiener, so forceful it's leaving instant bruises on every impact. On me, not the chest. Chests don't bruise that easy
Touch it softly, and whisper sweet nothings to it.
gimme dat loot
Is the treasure friendship?
Open sesameme
Dubs and i let It fuck me in the ass
Jesus Christ is this photoshopped or a real picture of the mythical Virginity Guardian
Yeet
pee on it
Checkem cuck
Easy
Chest has opened!
(because op is getting bored, and these dubs matches image size)
Inside you see another box. Unforunatley, you can't take it out because of chains. What now?
(dubs decide OR you can send picture of tool you use drawn by you)
Roll
PEE ON IT
I cum on it. If it's a mimic, at least I will die with the thought that the mimic is now gay forever.
i use my saw!!
Say some shitskin shit until one of them eventually works
I throw in an ingnited rod of dynamite
almost 6666
Nice!
You now have acces to smaller box.
But how can you open it?
PEE
ON
IT
I poop in my hand and eat it.
Not to open the box.
Because I want to.
only if you roll 00
I activate my bluetooth keyboard next to the chest and type in the following sequence :
up up down down left right left right B A
UPUPDOWNDOWNLEFTRIGHTLEFTRIGHTBA
Use this
roll
dubs witnessed
Great!
inside box you find piece of paper, but you don't understand anything written on it.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Check em
I can't read this but I'm sure the last word is FAGGOT
Easy, hidden storage on the side of the chest. And don't call me faggot. Faggot
I then procede to look at the side of the chest to see if anything interesting is there
I poop in my hand and eat it.
>Yet again.
I'll shout, "OPEN FAGGOT" to open the side storage.
Fags ;)
On the side of chest you indeed see a hidden storage. you try to open it, but it appears to be stuck. Any ideas?
(dubs or pic again)
it says "hidden storage on the side of chest, faggot"
I spray some WD40 in there
I shove my dick in-between and move it from left to right and pull...
good idea, but you have to draw it by yourself
fuck it open that chest
>i look at it with a sinister smile
burn it
Appraisal
...
Spray dat shit in there
I pour several inches of diet coke in there y'all!
Who wants to see a superbowl with me, motherfuckers?
you managed to slide it easly!
inside you find some case, with large touchscreen on top. Case is locked, and it looks like you need to fulfill 3 tasks to open it.
Give up on math and repeatedly strike the grey tablet against the floor
Xa=0.5
Xb=1
beep boop... CORRECT
one of the lights turned green, and second task appeared.
fuck I really don't know this guy
R-ryan Gosling?
beep boop... CORRECT
Yet another light turned green, and the last task has appeared.
by the way this is the photo i used
Nigger